Funnies Lines *may contain spoilers*

[ChrissyTOh7]

Russel: "Russel Likes To Hurt People For Peace"

[MickerMacker]

Algie- I Think I Have Got Some mad-Aids On My Pants I Dont Even Eat That Stuff

[iVincent_11]

LOL
This woman in Old Bullworth Vale just said:
"When I thought I was getting fat, I was actually knocked up."

[rebekah16]

Mine are:

Seth the prefect: that does it! Im laying the smakedown. lol
Pete: Your parents are ur brother and sister
Damon: I wondered if i hit someone so hard there hair would come off
Jimmy: Get lost, bitch! (if he fights someone)
Gary:The head likes me. I tied him up, turned his dumb skl into a battleground, got kids expelled unfairly, put several other in therapy and he still likes me!!
Gord: Your poor and ugly

Gord: I like it when people know there place in life (when the mission Beach Rumble starts)
Ricky (the greaser): Where your place in life is in my toilet you trust fund turd!
Chad: Do they have toilets in your trailer?

Those were my fav quotes lol

[trentnorthwick]

"Guess what time it is? yep time for a beatdown" - Wade
"Someone wants to be handicapped!" - Trent
"Here comes your poundcake!" - Kirby
"Sweet life candy you dont want any of this" - Damon
"I eat wimps for breakfast!" - Troy
"You want two black eyes? yeah two of em!" - Tom
"Raaaaaaahhhhh!" - Tom
"See this? eat it!" - Tom
"Dont worry I'm coming never leave a men behind!" - Tom
"You wanna see me losing it huh dad? I mean you're dead!" - Wade

"What is this a marathon?" - Trent
"It's a freakin massacre!" - Davis
"Come on there come on!"- Cassey
"Oooohh....What a stupid fight" - Lefty

[lancerguy]

"Ha ha ha! Don't make me puke!"~one of the nerds when he sees Jimmy dressed stupid.

"Ha ha! That's funny!"~Sheldon when he sees Jimmy dressed stupid.

"Why are you wearing that?"~ Gloria (I think) when she sees Jimmy dressed stupid.

Hehe, I like making Jimmy wear nothing but underwear just to get everyone to laugh at him!

[Merilyn]

Here's quite a few
Gary: It's sink or swim my friend and if you're good at swimming you gotta let the losers drown. Why don't you leave the thinking up to me?

Jimmy:..what?

Gary: "What?" "What what duuhhhh!" Can't you say anything else?

LOL
and
Jimmy: What'd you say about me, dwarf!?! (To Petey)

Mandy: Yuck! Yuck! Sicky! That's like..totally grodey!! (LMAO)

Mandy: Come on you can't do that I'm like popular! (when you taunt her)

Pinky: I'm a princess! and I need people to do things for me! So hurry up because I wanna be first! (LOL I just wanted to bitch slap her for that)

Kirby: If you don't tell anyone..we can make out. (typical closeted jock)

Jimmy: -in the way begining where he "flirts" with a girl- Will you pleeeaaaaase hang out with me? (Idk i thought that was kinda cute he was so desparate) another he goes "Please make out with me I promise I won't tell" (That was hilarious and cute in a desparate sorta way..)

Another where you insult a girl and then apologize one he goes "Awww I'm sorry sweetie." (Thought that was kinda sweet)

Okay I'm done

[lancerguy]

"I'm hot. You're hot. Let's make out."-Trent (romantic greeting to Jimmy)

"A face like this is pure cinema, you get me?"-Trent's random dialogue.

"So much for the army!"-Troy after being hit/kicked in the groin.

"Thank you sir may i have some more"-Kirby after being beat up (he must like it rough lol).

"I'm the Freshmen's worst nightmare. They think I'm the boogie man or something."-Davis' random dialogue.

"I wish someone would cause trouble."-Max's random dialogue.

"There's a girl who got breast implants, so I need to go gossip."-Christy before she stops talking to you and walked off.

"Am I handsome? Yeah, yes I am."-Trent's random dialogue.

"I didn't even know you can get a rash there." Edward (prefect with glasses. Wonder what he's been doing to get a rash?)

[Bicko]

My favourite comments are anybody's who had just gotten their balls kicked.

This blond adult: I need thoose!! (in a squeaky voice)
Max (the brown haired prefect): Ah! I needed those!
Officer Ivanovich (fat cop): Ah! Oh no! I needed those... for the night!
Trent: Ah! You stupid piece of.. ugghh.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: OO! oooooo how coullld yoooouu?? ooooo
Edward (prefect with glasses): OW MY NARDS!
Gord: OOOO THAT WAS DIRTY!!!
Algernon: OW! CRITICAL HIT!
Bryce: OW! You just ruined my puberty for me!
Gordon: Ahhh! I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!
Kirby: Ow! Thank you sir may I have some more?! Oooooo.
Officer Williams (black cop): Oh! aaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Constantinos: Uhh! Aww! That hurt.. so much!
Ivan: Ow! Typical!
Sheldon: OW! That really hurt!
Pedro: Momma!
Lance: OW! I guess I deserved that.
Trevor: Ow! why would you do that?!
Parker: Ah! OOOoOooOOo!
Damon: Oah! It hurts... so... good!
Gary: OW! You can't do that!
Peter: Ow! Now I'll never be a dad!

Well these are some people what they say when their ballz are kickz0red.

[Bully_Nut]

Where did you find crabblesnitch to kick him?

[alanmk5]

in the mission hattrick vs galloway

he also says "do you know who i am?" if you bump into him

[verno]

fatty why is my underwear all squdishy

hi its me sheldon

cant let anyone still no i do that

[GarySmith<3]

"Its like watching dogs mate"-Gary

[Ethan]

"Once I crush these preppies we'll be made in the shade." - Vance (this always makes me laugh :lol: )
"Ever wonder how Larry got the name Peanut? Yeah, thats why." - Chad
"Children are like dogs. They only learn through frequent punishment." - Hattrick
"You can run, but I can hire someone to hunt you down!" - Derby
"This style is called the devastator!" - Ethan

There are a lot more but I can't remember them now.

[Merilyn]

found some new favorites :D:D

Bo: *when being bullied* Look dude! I got money! I know I look like I don't but I do! Just leave me alone!
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Trent: I think a dog pissed on your pants, dingus. (seeing Jimmy dressed stupidly)
Trent: Yeahh and I'm still a virgin. (...O_O there's a lovely little picture for ya)
Pinky: *knocked out* You ruined...my make up!
Mandy: *knocked out* ..Who beats up a cheerleader? (ME BITCH!)

Ricky: *hit by a car or bike* Just my friggin luck! Lose the girl, get run over. What else huh? WHAT ELSE!! (awww lol)
Johnny: *tired out by running* I gotta quit smoking!

Peanut: *crying*...Joooohnnyyyy!! (that made me feel bad )