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« Reply #150 on: August 07, 2008, 01:47:58 AM »
Ricky: I gotta fix eight bikes tonight, but I can do it! I'm Ricky!
Jimmy: Let me Help. (starts fixing one of the bikes)
Ricky: Remember, a wheel ain't a wheel without all its spokes!
Jimmy: ...Ok..I think.
Ricky: Can't fix a broken heart with a wrench; (looks at Jimmy)  or could I?
Jimmy: Why are you saying that to me Ricky?
Ricky: Stupid, you're so stupid, Ricky! Who needs her, girl's ain't nothing special...
Jimmy: Im not special either..so Im just going to leave..
Ricky: I just broke up with my chick, and I'm gonna take it all out on your face!
Jimmy: Maybe another time Ricky ok? Laterz (Runs out of Bike shop)
Ricky: Looks like I'm rusty... real rusty...
« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 01:50:16 AM by TheBullworthChampion »

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« Reply #151 on: August 07, 2008, 02:16:31 AM »
Bif: She's been with almost the entire starting lineup. All she needs is the left tackle, and the slotback.
Jimmy: Who you talking about Bif?
Bif: Mandy.
Jimmy: How do you know?
Bif: I used to be the linebacker so I know.
Jimmy: Man,wish I was a bit bigger so I could join the team.
Bif: Your the right size for me Jim.
Jimmy: That nice to know Bif...well..not really..

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« Reply #152 on: August 07, 2008, 02:32:18 PM »
I think Jimmy not saying anything is the best reaction. Random beatdowns FTW!!!

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« Reply #153 on: August 08, 2008, 05:18:58 PM »
Quote from: TheBullworthChampion;65064

Ricky: I just broke up with my chick, and I'm gonna take it all out on your face!


Jimmy: It's not my face's fault you ignored her and she left you like a loser!

Ricky: Stupid you're so stupid Ricky! Who needs her girl's aint nothin' special! *crying sounds*

Jimmy: *gives him a bass guitar, a razor blade, and black eyeliner*

Ricky: *crying* I'm so alone! So scared! I'm nothin' without her!
Jimmy: My god! Emo much?!

Ricky: I don't wanna be alone anymore, man! I'm sick of being such a loser with the ladies!

Jimmy: Waahhhh cry about it. ...No that's Hal's line.

Ricky: She wouldn't have left ya if ya'd given her a bike..coulda rode into the sunset.

Jimmy: *plays violin*

Ricky: This aint so bad. She'll feel bad for me. Maybe visit me in the hospital.

Jimmy: Ok. That was corny.




......yeah sorry fellow bully fans... I love Mr. Pucino but even I, a big fan, get annoyed with his emoness..

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« Reply #154 on: August 09, 2008, 04:08:05 AM »
Trent: Wanna play shirts and skins?

Jimmy: For the 100th time NO!

Trent: Lame-oid!

Jimmy: Ok Trent Relax..

Trent: Bite me, dill-weed.

Jimmy: Dill-weed ?...Loser!

Trent: You're gonna wish you have a bodyguard!

Jimmy: Why?

Trent: (picks Jimmy up) Haha, what a lightweight!

Jimmy: WTF Trent put me down!

Trent: No escape from the Trent man! Haha, woooohoooooo

Jimmy: Please put me down Trent...

Trent: I'm a totally awesome kisser,right?

Jimmy: Yes now put me down!

Trent: Thin Frickn Line Hopkins! (puts him down)

Jimmy: You Jerk! (Kicks him in the groin and runs off)

Trent: (Fall on the ground) You stupid piece of....aaaaauggghhh

Trent: (Gets up and runs after him) Hey Wait I got something to tell ya!

Jimmy: ( sees and runs towards Gord) Gord Please Help me Trent has gone crazy!

Gord: I don't want to come across as a materialist, but some token of appreciation would go a long way.

Jimmy: Fine.. (Give Gord $5 and hides in the trash can)

Trent: (Looks around for Jimmy)

Gord: Trash like you isn't wanted around here, GET OUT!

Trent: Somebody wants to be handicap!

Gord: You better not damage my clothes!

Trent: Guess you're not addicted to breathing, huh?

Gord: I'm an excellent boxer you know.
(Both start Fighting each other)

Jimmy: *whispering* I wonder if Trent is gone.. (Jumps out of the Trash Can)

Gord: *lying on the ground*  My Aquaberry sweater!

Trent: They call me the closer, the CLOSER!

Jimmy: *sighs* A waste of $5...

Trent: (Looks at Jimmy) Wanna play shirts and skins?

Jimmy: Sure...um...Let me go change.

(Walks inside the school and tells Seth what Trent did to Gord)

Seth: An excellent reason to lay some beats on someone! (Runs out the door)

Seth: (Runs toward Trent) GET OVER HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATS!

Jimmy: (watches Trent run from Seth) Hahahaha...Loser....

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« Reply #155 on: August 09, 2008, 04:15:24 PM »
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Trent: Wanna play shirts and skins?

Jimmy: For the 100th time NO!

Trent: Lame-oid!

Jimmy: Ok Trent Relax..

Trent: Bite me, dill-weed.

Jimmy: Dill-weed ?...Loser!

Trent: You're gonna wish you have a bodyguard!

Jimmy: Why?

Trent: (picks Jimmy up) Haha, what a lightweight!

Jimmy: WTF Trent put me down!

Trent: No escape from the Trent man! Haha, woooohoooooo

Jimmy: Please put me down Trent...

Trent: I'm a totally awesome kisser,right?

Jimmy: Yes now put me down!

Trent: Thin Frickn Line Hopkins! (puts him down)

Jimmy: You Jerk! (Kicks him in the groin and runs off)

Trent: (Fall on the ground) You stupid piece of....aaaaauggghhh

Trent: (Gets up and runs after him) Hey Wait I got something to tell ya!

Jimmy: ( sees and runs towards Gord) Gord Please Help me Trent has gone crazy!

Gord: I don't want to come across as a materialist, but some token of appreciation would go a long way.

Jimmy: Fine.. (Give Gord $5 and hides in the trash can)

Trent: (Looks around for Jimmy)

Gord: Trash like you isn't wanted around here, GET OUT!

Trent: Somebody wants to be handicap!

Gord: You better not damage my clothes!

Trent: Guess you're not addicted to breathing, huh?

Gord: I'm an excellent boxer you know.
(Both start Fighting each other)

Jimmy: *whispering* I wonder if Trent is gone.. (Jumps out of the Trash Can)

Gord: *lying on the ground*  My Aquaberry sweater!

Trent: They call me the closer, the CLOSER!

Jimmy: *sighs* A waste of $5...

Trent: (Looks at Jimmy) Wanna play shirts and skins?

Jimmy: Sure...um...Let me go change.

(Walks inside the school and tells Seth what Trent did to Gord)

Seth: An excellent reason to lay some beats on someone! (Runs out the door)

Seth: (Runs toward Trent) GET OVER HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATS!

Jimmy: (watches Trent run from Seth) Hahahaha...Loser....



*looks at ur sig* Terra huh? in my fan fic, Trent's an only child abused by his father. I created his mother, Eleina Northwick

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« Reply #156 on: August 10, 2008, 03:42:19 AM »
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*looks at ur sig* Terra huh? in my fan fic, Trent's an only child abused by his father. I created his mother, Eleina Northwick


Cool! I just want to make a girl in the bullies clique so that all of them have at least one girl.

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« Reply #157 on: August 10, 2008, 05:54:19 AM »
*Jimmy walks passed Dan in his new Aquaberry shirt*

Dan: Hey man, go back to Harrington before you get totalled.

*Jimmy stops and turns to dan while taking off his sun glasses*

Jimmy: *sighs* Dont be telling me where to go dan Im going to see mandy. She been calling my phone all morning..

Dan: Aw, man, that doesn't happen to me anymore..

Jimmy: Maybe a new shirt might change that or Do something else besides football.

Dan: Playing football defines my life!

Jimmy: Thats why you dont get none Dan..Do you play all the time?

Dan: Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.

Jimmy: See Do something else ok? Laterz! *Puts shades on and walks to the gym*

Damon: What up?

Jimmy: Oh hey Damon you seen Mandy?

Damon: *walks passed jimmy talking to himself* I wonder if I would ever hit someone so hard their head would come off.

Jimmy: Ok nevermind *sees pinky* Hey Pinky.

Pinky: Oh hi there.

Jimmy: Have you seen Mandy?

Pinky: Why are you being so cruel? *runs away*

Jimmy: WTF? What is wrong with her?..PMS I guess..Oh I just find her later..

*Leaves the gym and goes to the boxing gym*

Chad: I got a tie back at home that would look super with that shirt!

Parker: You're always so fashionable.

Bif: Hey Nice Kicks.

Justin: Finally, someone with class.

Jimmy: *walks to the office* WTF was that all about?

Derby: "Oh, it's the thug."

Jimmy: Hey whats going on? Everyone is acting weird Derby

Derby: "Nothing, hahahaha."

Jimmy: Oh Nevermind Loser

Derby: "You filthy democrat!"

Jimmy: OBAMA all the way!....LOL....sorry...

Derby: ????????????

Jimmy: ummm...I got homework laterz! *leaves the gym and goes to his room and sees gary laying on the floor* Gary? Not again..ok which med did you not take this time?

Gary: I'm a genius! Geniuses don't NEED medication!

Jimmy: *Pulls out Gary's MedCase which contains 33 different kind of meds* Damn Gary what is wrong with you?

Gary: I can't believe I switched my meds again!

Jimmy: Aw man.... *puts all the pills in a cup and forces Gary to take them*

Gary: *Swallows all the pills* .....you can't do that! *starts stumbing* I'll get you back for this! *crashes on the floor and falls to sleep*

Jimmy: *puts a blanket on Gary and get in his bed* Goodnight Gary... *falls to sleep*


I was bored....I think Im doing to much but hey I like it...

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« Reply #158 on: August 10, 2008, 05:07:07 PM »
My favorite quote is from Russell:
     " I saw Johnny Vincent come out of nudey club"

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« Reply #159 on: August 13, 2008, 11:36:34 PM »
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My favorite quote is from Russell:
     " I saw Johnny Vincent come out of nudey club"


sure u didn't get that off my sig?

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« Reply #160 on: August 14, 2008, 03:57:01 AM »
Is Johnny old enough to be going in to nudey clubs? I think Lola is a walking nudey club. LOL.

Quotes about Johnny Vincent!

Russell: I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club.

Norton: You know I always got Johnny's back, but he's gettin' kinda crazy over this girl.

Mandy: Johnny Vincent's kinda cute, why's he with that tramp Lola?

Melody: Did you hear that Johnny and Bif are going to fight each other?

Bif: When I have some free time, I might take Johnny Vincent down a peg.

Gordon: I heard Johnny Vincent has something big planned. Like that meathead can
comprehend anything besides grease and gears.

Ray: I don't want to sound mean, but I think that Johnny Vincent is a jerk. If I were
Lola, I would totally cheat on him.

Chad: Johnny Vincent's parents are in jail.

Lola: I don't know why Johnny would be mad at me.

Miss Danvers: Johnny Vincent, you know what you've done, come to the office right away.

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« Reply #161 on: August 15, 2008, 08:07:27 PM »
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Wank has a lot of connotations now, thanks to the internet.

I've been using it since I saw it on a shirt a looonnnggg time ago. I liked the word.



i think johnny says it really loudly when you bust him out "I'M FREE WANKERS!!" or something.

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« Reply #162 on: August 16, 2008, 08:32:07 PM »
Who doesn't enjoy calling someone a wanker?

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« Reply #163 on: August 16, 2008, 11:58:48 PM »
God! This just randomly popped in my head!!

Russell: I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club!
Jimmy: He wasn't working there was he?

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« Reply #164 on: August 21, 2008, 04:39:46 PM »
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Is Johnny old enough to be going in to nudey clubs? I think Lola is a walking nudey club. LOL.

Quotes about Johnny Vincent!

Russell: I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club.

Norton: You know I always got Johnny's back, but he's gettin' kinda crazy over this girl.

Mandy: Johnny Vincent's kinda cute, why's he with that tramp Lola?

Melody: Did you hear that Johnny and Bif are going to fight each other?

Bif: When I have some free time, I might take Johnny Vincent down a peg.

Gordon: I heard Johnny Vincent has something big planned. Like that meathead can
comprehend anything besides grease and gears.

Ray: I don't want to sound mean, but I think that Johnny Vincent is a jerk. If I were
Lola, I would totally cheat on him.

Chad: Johnny Vincent's parents are in jail.

Lola: I don't know why Johnny would be mad at me.

Miss Danvers: Johnny Vincent, you know what you've done, come to the office right away.


Fake ID's hon.
I'll laugh my friggin ass off if he was one of the dancers!


Here's one more quote I heard Lola say
"He told me he was in love with me! What a loser!"