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« Reply #75 on: November 11, 2009, 03:54:15 AM »
244. The Preps favorite activity is throwing eggs on the postmen.

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« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2009, 09:49:00 PM »
245.  Nobody cracks jokes about race, even when the ethnicity ratio is grossly inaccurate compared to real high schools.
246. A bike can outrun a car.  (When Jimmy had to outrun the cops before fighting Johnny.)
247.  Attempted murder is allowed in Bullworth, but it will never really pull through to actual murder.  (There are many times that Jimmy could've been realistically killed.  Examples: throwing firecrackers/footbombs at other students, Norton chasing Jimmy with a hammer, Gary causing Jimmy to fall off the belltower during the final battle, anyone getting hit by a car, etc.)
248.  You can survive off apples and bananas.
249.  Students cannot play catch effeciently.  Well, at least with Jimmy...
250.  Snowball fights are considered actual fights.
251.  There is actually an announcer's table in The Hole, complete with a bell.

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« Reply #77 on: November 12, 2009, 10:53:02 PM »
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You can survive off apples and bananas.


Don't forget the soda lol. :P

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« Reply #78 on: November 13, 2009, 10:50:31 AM »
252. Nobody gets to swim in the pool....No swim team.
253. Dodgeball is the only "Sport" anybody really plays.
254. Nobody ever remembers Jimmy just beat them up.
255. There is only one assignment in any class...Except Gym & Photography.

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« Reply #79 on: November 14, 2009, 12:57:53 AM »
256.  You can fail as many classes you want/skip class as many times as you want and still pass.
257.  People magically know who put marbles in front of the doorways...
258.  Students/teachers are oblivious to everything happening around them.  (Seriously, where were the teachers/prefects during The Big Game?  Or the fact that a whole football team attempted to conquer the observatory, and no one seemed to notice except Jimmy and the Nerds.  There are many more things that can be used as examples.)
259.  Tad's family has two street numbers: one for his estate and another for his garage.
260.  You can knock the hats off the two characters who wear them.
267.  Jocks never leave the school unless they are in certain missions/assign certain errands.
268.  If you stand close to two people who are playing catch, one of them will try to pass it to you eventually.

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« Reply #80 on: November 14, 2009, 10:11:17 AM »
269. Nobody ever gets any broken bones.
270. Jimmy can piss all day and never dehydrate.

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« Reply #81 on: November 14, 2009, 11:41:51 AM »
271. The old tenant building in New Coventry is never demolished.
272. Ms. Danvers constantly stands at the main office desk all day.
273. The gay boys in the game only act gay around Jimmy.
274. Nerds in Bully are not as smart as you thought they would be.

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« Reply #82 on: November 15, 2009, 01:35:16 AM »
275. The workers never seem to be working.
276. There's never anybody at the Chem Plant.
277. There's no engine to pull the boxcars.
278. Jimmy is the Tattoo Parlor's only customer.
279. Nobody else has a wardrobe but Jimmy.
280. Girls change into nightclothes, boys don't.

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« Reply #83 on: November 24, 2009, 02:35:33 AM »
281.  Everyone pukes.  (Mostly Gord.)
282.  Everyone smokes.  (Mostly Gord.)
283.  Everyone makes out.  (Mostly Gord.)
284.  Everyone fights.  (Mostly Gord.)
285.  Everyone cries.  (Mostly Trent.)

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« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2009, 09:32:47 AM »
286. Nobody plays cards at the card tables.
287. Nobody answers the phone in the office.
288. Nobody picks up food at the drive-through.
289.There's no strippers or prostuties walking around.
290. There is too much staff for the very few patients at the Asylum.

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« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2009, 01:02:53 AM »
291. The dock worker with the blue outfit has a nametag that reads "Stewart"

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« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2009, 11:30:41 AM »
292. The fast food deliveries his meals in ugly-looking packets.

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« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2009, 07:55:27 PM »
293. Jimmy can pull weapons out of nowhere.

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« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2009, 08:26:11 PM »
294. There's no pay phones.
295. There doesn't appear to be any working computers.
296. Ergo, follows that there is no access to the Internet.
297. Jimmy can't buy popcorn or a hot dog at the Carnival.
298. Just 3 rides and the Go-Kart track make the Carnival suck.
299. The Merry-Go-Round is never open.
300. No cars ever drive under the tunnel, or park in the lot, by the Carnival.

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« Reply #89 on: December 03, 2009, 11:41:44 PM »
301.  People will still steal your bike, even if you have 100% respect.
302.  You can hear kids and women screaming inside the buildings of New Coventry.
303.  Juri needs deodorant.  (When I threw a stink bomb at Luis, he went, "Eww...  Smells like Juri's pits.")
304.  The townsguy with the really strong accent (Mihailovich) is implied to be Russian...and gay ("Ivan, I had always loved you...").
305.  There are about two shipwrecks in Bullworth, although none of the waterways seem to lead anywhere.
306.  Jimmy doesn't have to pay bills for living in the beach house.
307.  If you've played Scholarship Edition, then you'll see why there's actually someone more psycho than Gary.  (LOL...Clint/Henry.)