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« Reply #60 on: September 19, 2009, 12:33:12 AM »
206. The Carnies never get any time off.
207. The Freaks never get to leave their glassed-in rooms.
208. There's No Fire Trucks.
209. Nobody uses Telephones.
210. Jimmy's Mother is never heard from again.
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« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2009, 01:03:19 AM »
211: RUSSELL!! is as dumb as a drunken monkey
212: The hobo who lives behind the bus is an alien who used his radio transmitters to get the aliens to earth!
213:There isn't any proper food at the school!

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« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2009, 08:40:02 AM »
214. Ted Tompson has a tiny one.

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« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2009, 02:11:46 AM »
215: Each day lasts approximately 18 minutes for Jimmy Hopkins.
216: All the townsfolk hate Jimmy Hopkins.
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« Reply #64 on: October 12, 2009, 04:37:14 AM »
217. The Nurse thinks she “Needs some pain medication”.
218. Ms. Phillips thinks Jimmy “Needs Serious Help”.
219. There’s a Dam, but no Power Plant.
220. There is Airplanes far overhead, but no Airport.

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« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2009, 04:38:06 AM »
221. Everyone Ignores an Injured person.
222. There is no Spinach in the cafeteria.
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« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2009, 11:35:24 AM »
223. Edna cooks but no student eats it.

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« Reply #67 on: October 17, 2009, 07:58:38 PM »
224. The clouds swirl around like a hurricane over Bullworth.
225. Whenever it snows, the wind always howls.
226. It takes Bullworth a really long time to get snow, even though it's New England!

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« Reply #68 on: October 17, 2009, 08:30:28 PM »
Not to hijack....But it is too bad that snow shoveling for money couldn't have been set up in the Vale for money, such as the Lawn Mowing was....

Also, adding to Mike's comment, the snow cover doesn't look like much more than an inch or so...One has to wonder where all the snow in the Punishment Snow Shoveling comes from, and where it goes as Jimmy shovels it.....

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« Reply #69 on: October 17, 2009, 10:15:32 PM »
It comes from snow drifts! and when Jimmy shovels it, it blows away in the wind because it must be powdery snow. Trust me, I know from personal experience.

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« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2009, 01:44:04 AM »
Do a lot of snow shoveling, do you ??

I use a plow.................

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« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2009, 12:25:52 PM »
I do have my driveway plowed, but I have to get the places the plow can't get to: between cars, walkways, etc. There is nothing worse than shoveling feet of powdery snow when the wind is blowing. As you can imagine, the minute it leaves the shovel it blows everywhere including back to where you just shoveled.

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« Reply #72 on: October 19, 2009, 12:41:56 AM »
Believe it or not, That occasionly happens here....Even with a plow....

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« Reply #73 on: November 08, 2009, 10:16:45 PM »
227. You can ride bikes forever.
228. When Jimmy hits a wall on his bike he falls backwards off of it.
229. When Jimmy is on a bike and punches a police officer on a motorcycle, the cop will never fall off.
230. Lola is always horny.
231. Algie never zips up his pants.
232. Zoe is the only person with a different looking school uniform.
233. Soda is only $1.
234. Dogs are severly retarted.
235. Bullworth adult women are dumb as hell. (not sexist, just in game)
236. Bullying nerds make me laugh.

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« Reply #74 on: November 11, 2009, 01:58:09 AM »
237.  Students really do have specific eye-colors, which are not recorded anywhere.  Interestingly enough, two characters can have different shades of the same eye color.  So far, Bif is the only student with green eyes.
238.  Students all puke a green waterfall out of nowhere, mostly in the fountain.  Must be Edna's cooking...
239.  Everyone in Bullworth is neurotic, even the town therapist.
240.  Chad's dog bites you on the wrist, but Tad's dog (the one on his lawn) bites you on the butt.
241.  Tad Spencer lives across the street from Mr. Hattrick.  Dear god...
242.  It can be assumed all students have unique romantic greetings and unique dialogue when crying.  To bad both are are rare to stumble upon.
243.  Bullworth's football team is extremely understaffed.  I don't think Jimmy's pranking is the reason they lost The Big Game...