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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2009, 10:31:53 PM »
42. Troy must have farted or something....
43. Bif's chick would totally dig him if he had a car.
44. According to Gord Jimmy buys his shoes at "The Clown Store"
45. (possibly my favorite) Fatty hungers for....FISHSTICKS!
46. Pedro picks his nose and eats the snot. Eww....
47. Sheldon has weighed his head.
48. Edward loves hotdogs.
49. Alfred has years of surpressed anger.
50. Ozzie can't get over his years as a jock.
51. Fatty has arrived, where I'm not sure.
52. Ray is not allowed to eat sugar.
53. Kirby has a foot fetish.
54. Oscar Wilde is apparently the sexiest man ever.
55. Vance LOVES his hair.
56. Lefty thinks Max "has a yardstick up his dumper".
57. Crap flies out of toilets with the help of fire crackers.
58. Ray LOVES Mondays
59. Ethan has a seemingly unhealthy obsession with ninjas.
60. Karl is truly going places.

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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2009, 11:52:55 PM »
61. You can carry your weapons around without anyone seeing them.
62. None of the roads goes out of town(s).
63. There is a rail line that doesn't seem to go anywhere.
64. The only boats around are sunken ones.
65. You can steal bikes from anywhere.
66. You can't take a crap.
67. Nobody ever gets served at the lunch line.
68. Only one of the teachers has a home -- and that's a mansion.
69. Bullworth employs teachers who are Drunks, Pervs, & Cheaters.
70. You can get hit by a car and get right back up.
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2009, 10:00:55 PM »
71. ray needs to finish "Cavaliers in Clay"
72. Edna's menopause is just a few years off...yuck...
73. Constantinos is going to die young and miserable.
74. Jimmy's bike trophy has his name misspelled on it.
75. Damon is useless during food fights, he can't throw at all.

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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2009, 10:36:07 PM »
76. Lola is the game's biggest slut.
77. you can't dive underwater.
78. People & kids can go into places you can't.
79. You can beat up Pinky by the lighthouse & no one will bust you.
80. There are elementary kids but no elementary school.

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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2009, 12:12:12 AM »
81. Chicks dig actors.
82. regular slingshots shatter mirrors, but not the super sling shot.
83. Russell can pick up nerds with one hand.
84. Dead rats scare the shit out of people when they dissappear.
85. Prefects can't bust you when you are in mid-jump.
86. Fatty's breasts are bigger than Edna's.
87. Algernon's mom calls him "Prince Algie".
88. Pedro is prepared to identify you as a perpitrator.
89. Turning off a TV will royally piss peolple off.
90. Damon wants to fight a gorilla.

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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2009, 12:49:09 AM »
91. Dogs sometimes stand on their back legs and flex their muscles.
92. Dogs can also run along the bottom of the ocean.

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« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2009, 10:24:51 AM »
93. Townsfolk will sometimes break into your house.
94. If you pass out in the street people will strip you down.
95. disembodied voices come from the church.

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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2009, 09:22:45 PM »
96. The Black Ninja Costume is the equivalent of an invisibility cloak.
97. Gary's sweater and Petey's undershirt are both one of a kind and cannot be purchased anywhere.
98. All the Preps have therapists to see.
99. Chad's shoes are made of genuine puppy leather.

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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2009, 01:10:26 AM »
100. There is no communication with the outside World.

What ?? nobody wanted to do #100 ??

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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2009, 06:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Hitman3000;69415
18. the Imperial Banana Smash!

Wow, thank you man, I didn't know my Imperial Banana Smash was so popular ! :p

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« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2009, 05:19:28 AM »
Hell yes, It's the best fruit in the game.................

Now, let's get back to the list -- Mike, Jessi, & I shouldn't have to do it all......

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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2009, 12:49:53 AM »
I agree with you, Chuck. But I'm still wanna do one more ^^

101. Aside from Petey, all people watch on TV is static.

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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2009, 12:58:28 AM »
Damn, I was gonna do that one next......

OK, here's one.....

102. Nobody ever plays the Arcade Games at the Carnival.

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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2009, 10:09:42 AM »
103. Some dogs can digest meat in 5 seconds. Proved by Gary.

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Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum !

104. Algie has five different bladders, that's why it's possible to make him wet himself five times in a minute.
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2009, 12:05:30 PM »
105.nerds are gay...........espically melvin lol