Author Topic: 3000 things you have learned from Bully (Read 353970 times)

Mike_W · « **Reply #30 on:** July 27, 2009, 12:47:53 PM »

106. Mr. Luntz has anger issues.
107. Algie is Ted's "little buddy".
108. If Trent gets held back again he will run to Hollywood.
109. Juri's dick has shrunk do to steroids.
110. Damon has a John Ellway autograph.

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2009, 06:54:18 AM »

111. All the male attendants have balls they call "My Boys !!!!"
112. Dr. Crabblesnich thinks Sheldon ia a Twerp.
113. Jimmy looks good with Tattoos in a tank top.
114. Jimmy can run around in his skivvies and not get cold.
115. There is a broken elevator in the school basement.
116. The Prefects don't seem to go to any class.
117. Nobody cuts farts at Bullworth.
118. You never see girls using the bathroom.
119. You can't put food on the plates, or plates on the tray.
120. The Hobo went to be with his Alien friends via their spaceship

Mike_W · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2009, 09:34:52 PM »

121. Gloria has a vintage chastity belt.
122. Lance is so stupid he can't even read.
123. Trent cares too much about what girls think of him even though he's gay.
124. Fatty's farts smell like wet hotdogs.
125. Ivan has pills that he's selling off.
126. Omar is tough, he feels no pain!
127. Gurney loves his gotee.
128. Mr. Smith is a pompous bastard.
129. A lot of men in Bullworth have had vasectomies.
130. If they want a shock, Lucky will give it to them.

alanmk5 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 31, 2009, 06:03:43 PM »

131. The police will commandeer vehicles in order to chase suspects
132. Peanut carries a penknife
133. The bisexual boys will attack girls if they kiss jimmy (even if they are in the same clique)

Mercury · « **Reply #34 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:07:22 AM »

134. The greaser's toilets are so full that the firecrackers don't work.

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #35 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:27:52 AM »

135. Ms. Danvers is a hot little bitch.

Constantinos · « **Reply #36 on:** August 02, 2009, 01:26:56 AM »

136: That 46 boys can fit in eleven rooms,but 11 girls require "The king's Manse"
137:POUNDCAKE! nuff' said.

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #37 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:55:32 AM »

138. People drive cars around aimlessly and never park them.
139. Except for Galloway, nobody gets rip-roaring drunk.
140. Jimmy never gets to get off..!?!?!

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #38 on:** August 09, 2009, 03:55:13 AM »

More.......

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141. There are plenty of Rats, but no Cats.
142. Nobody ever “Goes to Jail”.
143. There are boxcars, but no Locomotives.
144. There is never a power outage.
145. Nobody ever listens to the Radio.
146. Very few places need mowing.
147. No one fishes, for there is no fish.
148. None of the Cops or Prefects uses Walkie-Talkies.
149. All the meat is rancid, because there’s no Cows.
150. There is a cemetery, but no Funeral Home.

Mike_W · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:45:08 PM »

151. The fire alarms magically reset after being pulled.
152. Pedro is the only hispanic student at Bullworth.
153. Algie is convinced that Lola loves him.
154. Lefty is really going to stick it to those rich scum bags.
155. Mailmen never deliver mail.
156. Damon is a self-proclaimed "All American"
157. There is no one younger than middle school students in all of Bullworth.
158. Duncan was scared away from school by Davis.
159. Trent searched that kids room and didn't find one porno.
160. Edna's got you beef franks right here!

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #40 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:21:09 AM »

161. The streets have no names.
162. The world globe only spins one way.
163. Besides rancid meat, the stew has snot & spit in it.
164. Broken mirrors “heal” themselves.
165. Find a cheater at Lighthouse Lookout Point.
166. Everybody but Jimmy sucks at Basketball.
167. You’ll never see a Football game at Bullworth.
168. Bikes are magically transported to different bike garages.
169. The trash bins & trash cans are never full.
170. You can’t smash up the Go-Kart.

Mike_W · « **Reply #41 on:** August 14, 2009, 10:33:27 PM »

171. None of the students (even older ones) have facial hair.
172. Tad's father abuses not only him, but his mother too.
173. Donald hates his father.
174. (one of my favorites) Melvin's dad calls him "Daddy's little embarrasment"
175. When Fatty's parents fight he hides in the closet and eats donut holes.

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #42 on:** August 16, 2009, 03:57:37 AM »

176. After you learn to make balloons, Jimmy can't take a drink or wash his hands.
177. Nobody seems to be Married.
178. Jimmy doesn't stay long in the Hospital.
179. Airplanes fly over, but there's no airport.
180. There no hot babes out sunbathing in Bikinis.

alanmk5 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 16, 2009, 06:58:01 PM »

181. Running only makes bif madder
182. Angie laughs when she is bullied
183. projectiles when thrown home in on crotches
184. jimmy can still wedgie people through thick winter jackets

Mercury · « **Reply #44 on:** August 19, 2009, 09:01:47 AM »

185. The Greaser egging the boy's dorm is never busted by the prefects.

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