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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #405 on: March 01, 2012, 03:17:28 PM »
815 - Collectors cards made from Cardboard never go soggy - even if they've been lying in the street for months.
816 - 75 Rubber bands make the most powerful weapon available to the town of Bullworth.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #406 on: March 02, 2012, 12:22:29 AM »
817.  Trading those 40 unsoggy cards for a Gnome outfit that really does nothing seems like a good deal.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #407 on: March 09, 2012, 08:07:35 AM »
818: All of a sudden after Concurring the school, everyone likes you. Yeah, that comes as no surprise what so ever.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #408 on: March 09, 2012, 08:26:51 AM »
819.  Some characters get stuck in the funniest of places.

820.  Killing harmless Gnomes just to get a stupid outfit seems like midget murder.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #409 on: March 09, 2012, 08:34:18 AM »
821: On a mission a midgit is on the loose,  and is angry.

822: A rubber ball can create an extremely dangerous weapon.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #410 on: March 09, 2012, 09:16:50 AM »
823: Kirby wants Jimmy to be his personal cheerleader.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #411 on: March 10, 2012, 12:58:57 AM »
824: Jimmy never grows into an adult.

825: Petey is may be gay

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #412 on: March 10, 2012, 07:41:16 AM »
826. There sure are alot of students who are hinted to be gay.
827. Hopkins can have the all the girls, the perfect grades, perfect bike skills, be the center of attention, kick the ass of a whole school, but can't stay up after 2am.
828. And he can't dive underwater.
829. AND he can't wake up earlier than 8am.
830. Even Jimmy's friends laugh at him!

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #413 on: March 24, 2012, 05:25:42 PM »
841. Jimmy's mom is having an affair!
842. Gary has important people to see.
843. Even if you win, you're still a moron.
844. Obviously Earnest's 'Operation Trojan Cow' was planned around the start of Chapter 3.
845. During 'That Bitch' you can see Fatty with chocolate on his face.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #414 on: March 27, 2012, 05:35:43 AM »
846: Asian people in the school are invalid

847: Besides Ange, who is no fully Asian anyway.

848: There are loads of boys and only 5 girl teenagers

849:   ^ Because of this, threesomes are available

850: Jack Thompson is a fail

851: THIS IS BULLSHIT!

852: Ain't nobody makin' a fool out of Johnny Vincent!

853: You can have Lola if you win a simple bike race

854: Preps are not 5 year olds

855: Yo Mama! (Sincerely, Jimmy)

856: Your decisions don't affect the outcome of the game

857: Jimmy was actually a Bully in the Greaser chapter

858: ^ Because he fought them for absolutely no reason other than to show he was better then them

859: The peers of Bullworth are complete idiots

860: Jimmy is bald.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #415 on: March 28, 2012, 01:59:58 PM »
861. Scholarship Edition Jimmy runs faster than PS2 Jimmy.
862. Dogs are immortal.
863. They also run like Bolt.
864. Asylum inmates act like dogs.
865. The little kids look too little.
866. In the Beta Bully was obviously based back in time(70-80's?), judging by the looks of the characters.
867. Damon likes fat-ass stuff.
868. There is one black guy in every clique. The Jocks have two.
869. There is only one (half?)Asian student in Bullworth.
870. One of Crabblesnitch's lines indicates that he often expells students. Weird thing is that there are only two expelled students during that year, and one of them he lets back in.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #416 on: April 04, 2012, 11:32:55 AM »
871: The Cinema At Bullworth is the crappiest one ever since it just replays the same movies for ever.

872: Aliens are in Bullworth

873: The Hobo is never seen again

874: Hobo Santa is never seen agin

875: I think Hobo Santa and the Hobo are brothers

876: Or long lost lovers

877: It is impossible to learn 1000 things from bully and it will never be done.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #417 on: April 04, 2012, 12:40:43 PM »
878: theres a Scholarship Edition   
879: It has 8 new missions
880:And 4 new classes
881: And 4 new characters
882: And 2 player mini games
883:And new rewards
884: the soundboard has a lot of errors
885: The facebook does too
886: Bob was a deleted character
887: he hangs out with the bullies
888: Neil was deleted from free roam
889: Algie used to be called Angus
890: Beatrice used to be called Amy
891: Melvin used to be called Mole
892: Mr. Burton used to be called Neil
893: Trent wants to play shirts and skins
894: Snails are slimy
894: Prefects used to look awesome
895: Algie hates giving people 5 bucks
896: the Wii version sucks my rubber band balls
897: Wade's parents devorsed
898: he blames his dad for it
899: RUSSEL SMASH
900:Bully 2 will come out after Max Payne 3
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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #418 on: April 19, 2012, 11:43:37 PM »
lol, but #900 is not 100% true.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #419 on: April 20, 2012, 01:04:56 PM »
901: The Jocks have to be the most awfull people on the planet Earth. Even after you save some of their members' lifes they STILL treat you like shit.
902: Spencer Shipping's guards are always missing.
903: That is, if there are any guards.
904: It's rather stupid to expell a kid for tagging, but give him absolutely no credid for single-handedly clearing the library of the rats, putting out the fires in the gym and saving a group of students' lifes.
905: Actually it's absolutely idiotic.
906: Clint/Henry reminds me of Brucie.
907: He states that he has children. What a lier.
908: Gurney and Edgar seem to be the oldest Townies.
909: Actually the oldest clique members.
910: James Hopkins looks like James Earl Cash.