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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #420 on: April 27, 2012, 07:39:01 AM »
911 - The town of Bullworth has a grand total of 4 police officers and a (missing) Fireman to deal with the town's emergencies (Sorry - had to put something relating to the emergency services for this one, lol)

912 - The town of Bullworth only has 1 school - and it's a school for the "Elitist" rich people that can afford to send their kids there.

913 - Anyone that can't afford to send their kids there is faced with their children ending up with no formal education.

914 - Nobody seems to mind when a bunch of teenagers sets fire to a barge in the docks

915 - The town of Bullworth has no professional exterminators to deal with the rat problem that several places suffer from.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #421 on: April 28, 2012, 06:07:27 PM »
916. Bullworth has no cats.
917. No hookers.
918. No radio stations.
919. The only Library is in the school.
920. Same goes for the Auto Shop.
921. And (Football) Field.
922. If you think about it, Bullworth is missing alot of things that even the smallest town should have.
923. In the SE even during the summer it get's dark around 7pm-7:15pm.
924. Jimmy never stays up after 2am and never wakes up before 8am.
925. We're fucking close!

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #422 on: April 28, 2012, 11:01:19 PM »
926: If you try to learn 1000 things from Bully you need to repeat a few things
927: Jimmy never brushes his teeth
928: Bullworth does not sell tooth brushes
929: It seems like bullworth is actually a real crap town
930: And unrealistic
931: Pie is not available there
932: The only drink they sell is "Beam Cola"
933: Which makes me thing no companies bother to send anything there
934: There is no Government.
935: People have to live off fruit
936: Edna's crap food
937: And Beam Cola

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #423 on: April 29, 2012, 07:25:11 AM »
938. Bullworth has no Mayor or Police Chief.
939. There are Bars in the towns that are never open.
940. Pinky doesn't have a small dog to carry around (aka Paris).

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #424 on: April 29, 2012, 05:11:32 PM »
941. It is rumored that the Hotel owner stores corpses in there.
942. It's also rumored that Pete has a crush on Jimmy.
943. And that he choked a kid in his old school.
944. And that Johnny's folks are in jail.
945. That one might actually be true.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #425 on: April 30, 2012, 02:26:56 AM »
946: One of the shop owners is a tranny
947: ^ HE must of found out how to make his voice higher
948: ^ This can be proved because she can be found pissing in alleyways
949: But only if you can hex edit heshe in
950: Russell seems inbred
951: Or just really stupid
952: Russell would be a good bodyguard
953: And Bouncer
954: And Policeman
955: The police never actually take you go jail
956: Gary Betrays you
957: The Bullworth school is really short on girls
958: Most of the jocks are douchebags
959: Donald will someday get all the people on his hitlist.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #426 on: April 30, 2012, 03:11:40 AM »
Who's a tranny? Betty? If so, then that was an in-game mistake.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #427 on: April 30, 2012, 03:12:59 AM »
lol, files still list her as a male.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #428 on: April 30, 2012, 03:30:13 AM »
Yeah, it's a mistake, though.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #429 on: April 30, 2012, 07:44:38 AM »
I always thought that it was done on purpose..

960. Pinky's aunt has four thumbs.
961. Tad's elder brother doesn't have a chin.
962. Tad has webbed toes.
963. Mandy finds Johnny attractive, despite the way he dresses.
964. Every savehouse has an inaccessible door.
965. Without the Dorms.
966. Some of the rooms in the Boys' Dorm have couches in them.
967. Some townsfolk mention a man named Starkweather.
968. James Hopkins bears resemblance to James Cash.
969. There are drawings of a pig named Piggy or something in the Asylum.
970. The Pig Head from SE looks like Piggsy's.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #430 on: April 30, 2012, 09:28:21 AM »
If it was done on purpose, her dialogue would indicate that. I mean, in some versions Zack Owens is kissable and makes female noises. Does that mean he's gay? No.
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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #431 on: May 31, 2012, 12:46:01 AM »
977. There is an apparent Laundry Room in the Girl's Dorm, but no washers or dryers.
978. Nobody gets black eyes or even bruises.
979. There is no bathroom in the Boy's Dorm.
980. Nobody ever checks out a book from the Library.

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #432 on: May 31, 2012, 11:41:14 AM »
I.. I was just working on the last few ones.. :'(

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #433 on: May 31, 2012, 12:27:14 PM »
Whats the problem?  Just change the name of the thread to '1000+ things you have learnt from Bully.'   :D

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Re: 1000 things you have learnt from Bully
« Reply #434 on: May 31, 2012, 12:53:58 PM »
Well I dunno, I think that 1k things are more than enough. And besides, alot of them were mentioned alot of times, 1000+ wouldn't be very differrent.

But it's up to the Moderators to decide.