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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1410 on: September 15, 2011, 11:41:44 PM »
Well I see how it is then.
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1411 on: September 15, 2011, 11:42:06 PM »
Looks like it's another night of slippery plastic vaginas for the Dave-man.
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1412 on: September 15, 2011, 11:43:54 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Snake on September 15, 2011, 11:41:44 PM
Well I see how it is then.

You can make your own sandwiches from now on. :I
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1413 on: September 15, 2011, 11:45:42 PM »
Why get a doll Dave? Get a pocket pussy.

Quote from: Hayley on September 15, 2011, 11:43:54 PM
You can make your own sandwiches from now on. :I

Does that mean I have to go back to the hand as well? :P :P >:D
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1414 on: September 15, 2011, 11:46:54 PM »
lmao...pocket pussy....

Now snake can join the "fapping quartet".
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1415 on: September 15, 2011, 11:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Snake on September 15, 2011, 11:45:42 PM
Does that mean I have to go back to the hand as well? :P :P >:D

Do whatever you want, as long as I'm not a part of it. :I
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1416 on: September 15, 2011, 11:49:26 PM »
You know a pocket pussy is a real thing?

And yea back to the fapping quartet, I thought I was done with that.

Well Hayley you can have the kids. But I'm keeping the car, house, and dog.
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1417 on: September 15, 2011, 11:53:35 PM »
You can never be done with fapping. Fapping is your friend!

-What if your wife/gf doesn't do you right? FAP
-What if she isn't around? FAP
-What if she's on the rag? FAP!!!!
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1418 on: September 15, 2011, 11:54:00 PM »
Snake, you are an awful father if you're going to kick the kids out to live on the streets with me. :I

Am I still getting child-support?
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1419 on: September 15, 2011, 11:54:51 PM »
Yeah Snake, jeez...don't be a ni- oh, nevermind!
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1420 on: September 15, 2011, 11:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Hayley on September 15, 2011, 11:54:00 PM
Snake, you are an awful father if you're going to kick the kids out to live on the streets with me. :I

Am I still getting child-support?

I would never kick a girl out on the street, especially if we had kids. Hell I'd probably be the one to leave. And yea I'd give child support and help the kids out the best I could.

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You can never be done with fapping. Fapping is your friend!

-What if your wife/gf doesn't do you right? FAP
Practice makes perfect
-What if she isn't around? FAP
Correct my man
-What if she's on the rag? FAP!!!!
Ever man needs to earn his Red Wings
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1421 on: September 16, 2011, 12:00:25 AM »
Hell, you may even do it for old times sake, lol.
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1422 on: September 16, 2011, 12:01:26 AM »
Yes I know I would. Sometimes I get to bored, I need to make the time to go by quicker.
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1423 on: September 16, 2011, 12:01:51 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Snake on September 15, 2011, 11:57:16 PM
I would never kick a girl out on the street, especially if we had kids. Hell I'd probably be the one to leave. And yea I'd give child support and help the kids out the best I could.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL. I thought we agreed we wouldn't have any anyway. :I
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are you sick of this face yet :I
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Re: All Quiet On The B-B Front
« Reply #1424 on: September 16, 2011, 12:03:07 AM »
Condom broke? Lol idk
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