All Quiet On The B-B Front

[Dave]

She came before I had said all the stuff I have. 

And things took off!!!!

[Mike_W]

So basically she has a lot of dirt on you. Be afraid Dave, be very afraid. Don't piss her off!

[Dave]

I'm not worried. We have this oddly strong shame-free no-judge trust bond. We seriously sit in our free periods and talk about anything one might think is "embarrassing."

[Mike_W]

Wow, that is trust....'cause I would't risk anyone knowing shit like that. People are funny in that they will stab you in the back when you least expect it.

[Dave]

I don't see that happening, because there's no need.

[Mike_W]

Maybe my clones will surprise you.

[Dave]

This is like iRobot.

[Mike_W]

No, more like "iMike". I will get you, Dave.....when you least expect it. BWAHAHAHA....but yeah, I won't.

[BloodChuckZ]

Now, this whole conversation is creepy. 

Nobody I know in RL is on here, and the few that do have no interest.  I would never steer anyone I personally knew to here in the entire state. 

Well, AJ's from Indiana, but not from around here, and I don't know him personal.  Fact is, I've come across damn few people from Indiana on ANY message board I've ever been on.

[Chrissy]

But Emily is cool people, so Dave did right in steering her here.

[Mike_W]

Everyone here is cool, except for Repo and Jenks, but we took care of 'em.

[Dave]

*Revival Team*

[BloodChuckZ]

You and what Army ?

[Dave]

I don't need no army.

[Mike_W]

My army of me will stomp your ass flat.