All Quiet On The B-B Front

[Mike_W]

What are you saying, Dave? *squints eyes and stares at Dave*

[Dave]

I'm saying that it's not good to believe everything someone tells you. Especially over the Internet. I could be having a good laugh at you all (like Chuck is), watching you think you know everything about my life.

How do we know Emily actually exists?

[Mike_W]

Umm...because she posted a gif of you, causing you to flip a tit and make her remove it.

[Dave]

Uh.... as I recall I only said, "What the fuck Emily!!!"

That's not quite flipping tits.

[Mike_W]

David...you're full of it. We all know who you are.

[Dave]

Okay, I'll give you that Emily's real. I'm real. We go to high school.

But that doesn't mean everything I've told you about myself is true. Things that Emily doesn't even know (which I should probably tell her) have yet to be revealed, if ever.

[Mike_W]

What? Like...you had relations with an animal?

[Dave]

No. Now I must say that Emily know a pretty freakin huge amount of stuff about me. Ranging from what I ate for breakfast that morning to choking the chicken techniques. So for her NOT to know something mysterious is huge. Which she doesn't.... Yet.

[Mike_W]

Dude....a chick who isn't your gf shouldn't know about your pleasure methods. Just sayin'.

[Dave]

Why the hell not?

Jealous?

[Mike_W]

Um no. I'd feel embarrassed if some random girl knew about that stuff.

[Dave]

Yea because Em's a random girl!

She found out about my life here. After that nothing was off limits.

[Mike_W]

Well yeah, I mean, once you invite a friend from rl to BB, all is revealed, there is no going back.

[Dave]

There was no inviting...

And my clues were pretty vague! She's just a good detective. 

[Mike_W]

I'm the detective around here. Don't you forget it.

I've already said so much....I don't think I could ever invite someone here.