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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #165 on: March 26, 2011, 10:09:31 PM »
I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.

I'm impressed.

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« Reply #166 on: March 26, 2011, 10:09:44 PM »
I hate it when I'm done and realize I don't have any tissues nearby. FUCK.

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« Reply #167 on: March 26, 2011, 10:10:01 PM »
I know that my housemate knocked one off in the staff room every week when he worked at the cinema.

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« Reply #168 on: March 26, 2011, 10:10:39 PM »
lol, what a pervert.

^^That's not as bad as it squirting somewhere....and then not having any clean up materials.

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« Reply #169 on: March 26, 2011, 10:11:14 PM »
Check your clean up materials before you begin! :p

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« Reply #170 on: March 26, 2011, 10:11:41 PM »
I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.

What? In the bathroom? There's no thrill in that at all! Half of the thrill is getting away with it! The other half ends up in a tissue.

I couldn't help it, that's a long story I don't want to share. It involves a prank that's horrible and lucky I didn't have to go to the doctor.

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« Reply #171 on: March 26, 2011, 10:11:54 PM »
Fuck that. When I'm horny, its happening.

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« Reply #172 on: March 26, 2011, 10:12:29 PM »
lol, what a pervert.

^^That's not as bad as it squirting somewhere....and then not having any clean up materials.

Definitely. Once, I gave an ex a blowjob behind a movie theater. Bad idea.

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« Reply #173 on: March 26, 2011, 10:13:03 PM »
So, you mean outside? Who cares where it squirts then.

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« Reply #174 on: March 26, 2011, 10:13:30 PM »
Yeah, you're in nature!

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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #175 on: March 26, 2011, 10:13:41 PM »
Not if it hit her in the face.

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« Reply #176 on: March 26, 2011, 10:14:08 PM »
So, you mean outside? Who cares where it squirts then.

Yeah, only his parents were picking us up like, ten minutes later.

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« Reply #177 on: March 26, 2011, 10:14:15 PM »
That's what we call "A pearl necklace" in the biz.

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« Reply #178 on: March 26, 2011, 10:15:09 PM »
That's what we call "A pearl necklace" in the biz.

Hahahaha. Oh lord.

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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #179 on: March 26, 2011, 10:16:02 PM »
I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.

What? In the bathroom? There's no thrill in that at all! Half of the thrill is getting away with it! The other half ends up in a tissue.

I couldn't help it, that's a long story I don't want to share. It involves a prank that's horrible and lucky I didn't have to go to the doctor.

Aww, c'mon.... what did you do, try to fit your schlong into a drain hole?