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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #180 on: March 26, 2011, 10:16:27 PM »
A real man would give a women a better piece of jewelry that that cheap made shit :P
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #181 on: March 26, 2011, 10:17:04 PM »
Schlong. Shlongbottom. Neville Schlongbottom.

Sorry, ADD was kicking in.
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #182 on: March 26, 2011, 10:17:20 PM »
Yeah, but its from the heart! erm...well, the cock, but its the thought that counts.
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #183 on: March 26, 2011, 10:17:32 PM »
Donkey Schlong.
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #184 on: March 26, 2011, 10:17:39 PM »
Haha Dave I love you friend :D
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #185 on: March 26, 2011, 10:18:15 PM »
Quote from: Cadence on March 26, 2011, 10:17:04 PM
Schlong. Shlongbottom. Neville Schlongbottom.

Sorry, ADD was kicking in.

LOL, I almost shit in my pants, thanks a lot :D
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #186 on: March 26, 2011, 10:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Mike_W on March 26, 2011, 10:18:15 PM
Quote from: Cadence on March 26, 2011, 10:17:04 PM
Schlong. Shlongbottom. Neville Schlongbottom.

Sorry, ADD was kicking in.

LOL, I almost shit in my pants, thanks a lot :D

Haha, sorry!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #187 on: March 26, 2011, 10:19:40 PM »
She is hilarious!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #188 on: March 26, 2011, 10:19:45 PM »
Flase alarm, it was just a noisy, wet fart!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #189 on: March 26, 2011, 10:20:04 PM »
^^ Yum.
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #190 on: March 26, 2011, 10:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Mike_W on March 26, 2011, 10:16:02 PM
Aww, c'mon.... what did you do, try to fit your schlong into a drain hole?

In short my friend put crushed Viagra in my milk.
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #191 on: March 26, 2011, 10:21:03 PM »
^LOL, what a friend!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #192 on: March 26, 2011, 10:21:39 PM »
Oh my god seriously?!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #193 on: March 26, 2011, 10:22:06 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Snake on March 26, 2011, 10:20:25 PM
Quote from: Mike_W on March 26, 2011, 10:16:02 PM
Aww, c'mon.... what did you do, try to fit your schlong into a drain hole?

In short my friend put crushed Viagra in my milk.

What a dick move, no pun intended.
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #194 on: March 26, 2011, 10:22:48 PM »
It wasn't good dude, I went home. Your suppose to go to the doctor over so long, and I thought I was going to. I hated that day.
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