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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #735 on: March 31, 2014, 11:25:17 AM »
1951. Peanut wants to know what you mean by "Napoleon Complex"
1952. Ted is Ivan's friend
1953. Contantinos wants to die
1954. Shop Class is possible to beat without gamepad
1955. English class is awesome
1956. Geography sucks
1957. Burton didn't have corn for dinner
1958. How Mr. Burton loves the sounds of boys crying in the morning
1959. If you kiss once a day, you'll live longer
1960. Those gauntlets totally make Duncan look like a barbarian
1961. Omar has seen what's under the cheerleader's skirts
1962. Hal wants to start a club, like a fight club. But instead of fighting they eat hamburgers.
1963. A cheeseburger is supposed to have cheese
1964. If Clint had a monkey in a sailor suit, he'd call him admiral apeface
1965. Clint is three quarters short of a dollar bill
1966. Duncan made a pipe in shop class, before he got kicked out
1967. You can't beat Edgar with your weak hands
1968. The student election is always rigged with money exchanging hands
1969. Christy has double kissing sounds
1970. Earnest can fire the spudgun without having to pump it, but when Jimmy takes it from him, he has to pump whenever he shoots it.
1971. Earnest wants to take candy to the "Hay Barn"
1972. Bif wonders how many 7 year olds he can beat up
1973. Tom is very paranoid.
1974. Harringtons never lose, it was a draw
1975. 25 more to go, I must finish this. I gotta do it for Johnny

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #736 on: March 31, 2014, 12:33:32 PM »
1976. Angie can't believe she just complimented Jimmy's shirt
1977. Troy will never see a war now
1978. Troy know nows what a turd tastes like
1979. So what if Troy's confused, and he's not
1980. You just spit on an all American
1981. Then Davis had to give him a wedgie
1982. All Davis needs is a bottlerocket and the plan is all set
1983. If the sky fell on Constantinos, he wouldn't feel any worse than he does right now
1984. Here comes a level 5 attack
1985. Melvin. Hates. That. Jerk.
1986. Melvin is never doing your homework again.
1987. Someone filled Algie's locker with water balloons.
1988. Algie lost a letter from his "mummy"
1989. Bucky lost his pet rat and misses it dearly, it was last seen near the cafeteria.
1990. Osbourne needs to get that tattoo colored on his... you know what
1991. Many men in Bullworth have a vasectomy
1992. Gary can't believe they switched his meds again
1993. Gary doesn't need friends, friend are for the weak
1994. Troy thinks that Johnny Vincent is the mascot since he doesn't wanna show his face
1995. The preps are all super rich (except for bryce) but always shake you down for money
1996. Ted is penetratring your defense
1997. Ted is a wounded duck
1998. You mave have beaten bif, but he's still rich
1999. Bif needs his nanny
2000. Bully is one of the greatest games ever made.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #737 on: April 04, 2014, 06:50:24 PM »
I don't live by your rules.

2001. Omar mentionsshow Gary's 'planning something big for that Jimmy' aka the Bullworth riot was meant to lure him in.

2002. There is no way in hell that Crabblesnitch was able to hear more than a word or two from Gary and Jimmy's confrontation given the fact that there was a thunderstorm going on, police sirens in the background and a dozen huge bells ding donging on the fucking roof.

2003. It would seem that Mandy and Ted got together at the start of the year or end of the summer, 'cause Casey can be heard saying 'Ted finally got together with Mandy.. lucky bastard.'
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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #738 on: April 23, 2014, 01:53:19 AM »
2004.  Jimmy will never achieve his goals in life, based on the shitty education he got at Bullworth.  No College will accept people who fix bikes, spell only simple words, plays various musical instruments badly, doesn't know the Elements of the Periodical Chart, takes crappy pictures, paints nude women clothed, dissects ordinary dead animals, only knows state & country names, only does simple fractions, or plays Dodgeball.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #739 on: April 23, 2014, 01:19:00 PM »
chuck that was dark

2005. There seems to be some sorta fellowship between Gary and Tad, since Tad has more than a few lines in which he mentions him.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #740 on: April 23, 2014, 09:51:50 PM »
2006. Tad seems to have some sort of rivalry with Peanut since he keeps talking about him all the time.
2007. Tad also seems to have some obession with the nerd Thad because he always talks about him too.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #741 on: April 24, 2014, 08:04:09 AM »
2008: Chuck, you must have gone mad, HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW 3000 THINGS ABOUT BULLY?

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #742 on: April 24, 2014, 09:50:35 AM »
2009.  The 'Bullworth Never Ending Story' debuted on Bully-Board in this year.
2010.  Bully had a resurgence of new fans discovering the game.
2011.  Bully Modding began to take shape, Modders join Bully-Board.
2012.  Bully becomes a classic video game, gamers demand a sequel.
2013.  The mega-series 'Walkers' is released on You-Tube & Bully-Board.
2014.  The 'Bullworth Never Ending Story' comes to a conclusion in this year.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #743 on: April 26, 2014, 09:58:00 AM »
good one, Chuck

2015. Gord may have some sort of crush on Mandy, since he has a few quotes about her.

2016. Jealous Johnny was meant to be a lot longer, since Gord has voice files indicating that they were going around the streets, went to prep territory(most likely Harrington House), then Gord's house's garage.

2017. You can learn a lotta stuff from the voice files.

2018. This is a pretty new one to me, but I'm almost 100% sure that the whole 'The Eggs' mission was a set up for Jimmy from the start. I started another new file and I'm to the point where it's the only mission available, and I was thinking, why would Preps vandalize Hattrick's house in favour of Galloway, when he's the one who doesn't take bribes and gives them a hard time, unlike the other? And I just heard Angie say 'I heard the preps are planning something for Jimmy, they're so rotten!' and it was enough proof for me.
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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #744 on: May 17, 2014, 03:50:49 PM »
http://www.bully-board.com/index.php?topic=2273.0
^This thread is full of awesome.

2019. The Super Slingshot is called Wendy.
"Earnest said you could borrow this special slingshot. Her name is Wendy. Use her gently."

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #745 on: June 12, 2014, 07:24:00 PM »
2020 - Dr Crabblesnitch appointing Pete as head boy merely seconds after learning he existed is fundamental proof that he has learned absolutely NOTHING from the events of Chapter 5.

2021 - Greasers are morons.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #746 on: June 12, 2014, 09:33:51 PM »
2022 - Seconds after rioting pupils have been subdued, townsfolk take a stroll in the school grounds in the rain...

2023 - Dr Crabblesnitch has superhuman hearing, able to hear 2 students conversing multiple levels above his office - with a thunderstorm, rioting students and of course the roof bells producing noise that would interfere with anyone else hearing it.

2024 - Less than one minute after a major thunderstorm, the skies of Bullworth Vale are completely clear of any clouds.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #747 on: June 13, 2014, 01:35:53 PM »
2025. It doesn't rain much in Endless Summer.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #748 on: June 13, 2014, 03:28:55 PM »
2026 - If you're about to jump off a bridge and fall twenty feet to the ground below, be sure to make out with someone first.

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Re: 3000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #749 on: July 29, 2014, 09:52:54 PM »
2027: Parker is a creep during cutscenes.



2028: The unused Halloween dialogue is pretty awesome. You were meant to do more pranks with Gary and Petey. Gary also says "Shut up, bitch!" to Petey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reEIvyMXCZE&feature=youtu.be

2029: Algie is also a creep.

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