3000 things you have learned from Bully

[DaBOSS54320]

1765. Jimmy wonders who is the hottest girl in school
1766. Prefects don't know how to write up detention slips as when Jimmy is out of their sights he gets in no trouble

[Scum]

1767. OKAY SO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE IN-GAME WEEK CONSISTS OF 3 DAYS IN THE ORIGINAL AND 5 IN SE.

WHAT.

*fixit*

[AkematLynn]

1757. OKAY SO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE IN-GAME WEEK CONSISTS OF 3 DAYS IN THE ORIGINAL AND 5 IN SE.

WHAT.

Dude, it's 1767^

1768. Inside Russell's thick skin beat heart of warrior poet.
1769. Liars get kicked in the balls.
1770. Gurney has seen parts of Mandy that no one photographed. (Or so he claims)
1771. Kirby likes getting hit in the balls.
1772. Damon also likes getting hit in the balls.
1773. Apparently Derby and Bif are gay for each other.
1774. Bryce and Chad are sleeping together.
1775. Mr. Hattrick's wife committed suicide.
1776. Justin doesn't think he's interested in girls.

[Sphinx]

1777. The Green Ninja Costume has no use at all.
1778. That meatball hero no match for Russel's stomach.
1779. Russell's atomic wedgies make people bleed
1780. Russell made a nerd eat his chemistry project
1781. Jimmy gets very angry when someone steals his bike
1782. WHO HIT RUSSELL
1783. Jerry has his deepest thoughts when he gets runover.
1784. Nobody messes with Wade, or his friends.
1785. JOHNNY! A FIRE!
1786. The academy is a prep prison
1787. Bob gets got sexual pleasure from wrestling men
1788. There is a website all about Gurney
1789. Gurney knows a girl who thinks Jimmy is god
1790. Ted is an "All American Athlete"
1791. So is Damon
1792. Gurney claims to have voicemails, but there are no phones in Bullworth
1793. I need more growth hormones
1794. I wonder, has the Army recived my application
1795. I hope the police got my application
1796. Officer Ivanovich needed those for tonight
1797. When you're in interrigation, and the detective shuts off the camera, that's when the fun begins
1798. If you haven't been hit by a phonebook you're about to be
1799. Officer Morrison is a Cross Dresser
1800. We only need 200 more.

[Sphinx]

1801. If all the Bully Characters were real, they would all take turns beating the hell out of Jack Thompson for downgrading the game.
1802. Jimmy never wears his dress shirts fully tucked (Annoys me)
1803. The Ceaser haircut makes Jimmy's face darker.
1804. Jimmy is the only character with fingers that aren't stuck together
1805. Jimmy looks like an idiot when fighting
1806. Gary's Boss Style looks a lot like Jimmy's style. He has similar 3 hit combo and he uses a kick just like the hard kick Jimmy uses after 2 punches.
1807. According to Luis, Juri's armpits smell very bad
1808. Thad broke a yardstick over Peanut's head and nothing happened.
1809. The Illuminati have infiltrated all forms of Government according to Mr. Neil (Shop class teacher)
1810. I will finish this damn topic myself if I have to.

[Scum]

1811. Jimmy probably has a scar on his stomach, judging by his quotes.
1812. There's a whole shitload of voice files that could've made Jimmy NOT sound like everyone's favorite brainless errand boy.
1813. Apparently at some point of the game Johnny was meant to be cheating on Lola(in one of his VF he's begging Jimmy not to tell Lola about it, too).

[Screenracer]

1814: Slingshot is a lethal weapon.
1815: Jocks always think there playing a football game.
1816: Rockstar needs to stop fucking around and make a sequel.
1817: Russell is the human version of the incredibly hulk... Except he cant fight for shit.

[Sphinx]

1818. Constantinos becomes as strong as Russell when he puts on a mascot costume
1819. Constantinos always has that depressing voice. Even when he's in the mascot costume and talking about how good it is to be the mascot.
1820. Pedro actually fights when he's in his Halloween costume
1821. The beta Halloween would have been awesome.
1822. Cross-Face Chicken Wing coming up!
1823. Russell need to shed single tear
1824. Clint poured Gasoline all over someones lunch
1825. Clint lit someone's tie on fire

[Sphinx]

1826. Peanut's real name is Larry
1827. THAT NOT FEEL GOOD
1828. Norton really wants to demo a house.
1829. When Vance combs his hair, it sooths his mind.
1830. Chad and Bryce talk about knowing many forms of martial arts and boxing, they rarely attack when they fight.
1831. The Jocks play Naked Twister
1832. Ted ain't wearing no cup.
1833. The worst part of being a Harrington is nothing
1834. UUUGH, DIZZY!
1835. Juri doesn't know how you hit "it"
1836. Juri needs to go to the doctor, but doesn't know how to go while looking manly
1837. Russell got into a fight, and afterwards couldn't remember why afterwards.
1838. If you look closely, you'll see that Casey has a Mullet
1839. Russell's free roam punches could originally knock down people on the 3rd punch\
1840. Menopause is a few years off for Edna

[Sphinx]

1841. Your mother catches Ted's "longball"
1842. Jerry will never be able to piss again
1843. Come here, Gary wants to torture you
1844. Gary's gonna give you something to tell to your therapist.
1845. Pete finds it revolting to be spit on by a special needs kid.
1846. Omar is tough, there is no pain.
1847. IT HURTS, SO, GOOD
1848. All the cliques and the townies are very serious when it comes to Dodgeball
1849. Clint's mother is addicted to cough syrup
1850. Clint has 6 kids
1851. When you get down to the station you tell them those brusies are from falling down the stairs
1852. Jimmy's mom really likes the color purple
1853. Gordon knows he's a good kisser, he practiced for years on his arm, she just sucked so much she couldn't tell, that's all
1854. Gordon still does "that" and can't let anyone know
1855. Gordon thinks Galloway should be fired for giving him a B
1856. Tom's poem ruled, like totally ruled, like ruled the school ruled
1857. You can kill Tom, but the gears keep turning
1858. Troy loves Russell, as a friend.
1859. Jerry's gonna start his own business next summer
1860. There should be like, snack break and tea break in school.

[Sphinx]

1861. Fatty had too many chilli dogs
1862. Fatty has a "legacy"
1863. Earnest needs to get those magazines back
1864. Earnest has been victimized only 6 times today, so far so good
1865. Trent found a toenail in the meatloaf
1866. If they hold Trent back again this year, he is running to Hollywood
1867. Norton's gonna get you for that, you little prick
1868. Norton may still have some of that Prep's blood on him
1869. Norton bought assless chaps before
1870. When that broad said she wanted to dump Lucky, he beat her to it.
1871. Justin is a cowardly asshole
1872. Parker paid 25 dollars to have someone write his essay for him, and he only got a B
1873. According to Justin, greaser girls have to be easy because they're so low class
1874. Cornelius never thought you would kiss him
1875. According to Christy, there is fresh blood in the hole.

[Sphinx]

1876. If you throw a stink bomb at Earnest while he's on the Spud Cannon during Stronghold Assualt, he'll stop shooting and run around in circles like a retard. It's quite amusing
1877. Sometimes Davis starts crying and he can't stop, he doesn't know what's wrong with him.
1878. Justin hit a greaser in the back of the head with an egg. It was "perfect"
1879. Norton was jumped into the greasers
1880. Norton doesn't need all them teeth anyway
1881. Bryce works his way through school
1882. Bryce's family is the only family at the yacht club without a yacht.
1883. Bryce's dad spent the family's money on booze, gambling, and women
1884. Justin hires peons to harass poor people because it makes him feel good about himself.
1885. Justin thinks you're a little scrambled
1886. Derby said Justin is his best friend
1887. Derby said Gord is the best dressed in Bullworth.
1888. Bryce is a fighting machine, you fool
1889. Chad got a nose job and he thinks that it's the best thing he ever did.
1890. Tom think's sunrises are cooler than sunsets
1891. Tom is very paranoid
1892. Norton needs to stop solving problems with his fists
1893. Parker looks at his trust fund to make himself feel better
1894. Tom may have double vision
1895. Tom steals panties for Burton and hopes Tom can keep a pair for himself.
1896. When Fatty's parents argue he hides in the closet and eats donuts
1897. Fatty needs some comfort food
1898. Edna did more than spit in Hattrick's food
1899. Algie's mother calls him Prince Algie. He's really special, like a prince you know
1900. 100 more to go. We must go foward men. WE SHALL MARCH TO VICTORY

[Screenracer]

1901: Everyone wants the final player selector.
1902: Hiding in garbage cans with your head showing out actually works.
1903: Jimmy is complete human trash.
1904: Weapons are for prefects only.
1905: You can "hop" over 15 meters in the air with a bike.
1906: If you jump you move faster.
1907: A slingshot is a weapon.
1908: English class sucks.
1909: Without a gamepad shop class is impossible.
1910: Liquid sugar is good for you.

[Sphinx]

1911. Zoe argues with her mother a lot.
1912. Jerry's father abandoned him
1913. Otto just wants to be more popular
1914. Omar hates Bullworth and everything about it. He thinks the town should be bombed
1915. Tad gave his father a cake for his birthday and got stabbed with a pitchfork.
1916. Chad is in many different clubs
1917. Algie is big-boned and not fat
1918. Someone put mashed potatoes in Sheldon's shoes, it was kinda squishy
1919. Sheldon wonders what a "stupid prat" is
1920. Sheldon wonders why Mr. Hattrick called him a twerp
1921. Thad wished he went to more gym classes
1922. Thad made a grenade out of an eraser
1923. Thad hates the greasers for destroying his projects
1924. According to Troy Beatrice is a slut who pounds on the nerd boys
1925. Zoe would give a lot to have a decent conversation
1926. Gordon has Diabetes
1927. He also has a sprained wrist
1928. And Asthma
1929. And blisters on his feet
1930. According to Ivan Ted is his friend
1931. Bif Taylor is planning to knock Johnny Vincent down a peg
1932. Johnny Vincent is planning to do the same
1933. Lola wants to become a nun when she grows up
1934. Mandy hopes she doesn't smell like a nerd
1935. Angie wants to go to the big city with a boy

[Sphinx]

1936. Pedro wonders why Momma can't be everywhere
1937. You better kill Lefty when your done
1938. Leon will get a job in the morning
1939. You bought a ticket to the pain train! Choo Choo
1940. Lola wants to be a nun when she grows up
1941. Russell is passing in Math, it's pretty shocking
1942. Russell, likes to hurt people, for peace.
1943. Mandy showed Russell her belly button
1944. Lola doesn't wear any panties, she showed Trent
1945. Ms Phillips keeps pictures of Trent in her desk, he saw them
1946. Kirby doesn't like poundcake.
1947. Russell feels so used
1948. Your mom owes Leon money $$$
1949. Jimmy thinks his shoes are too tight
1950. The food at Bullworth is only good for throwing