"Oh, I needed those for tonight..."~a prefect after I knee him in the groin
"I don't know what to do, and I smell like meat."~Russel...actually describes my life, ha!
"How come no one else has a vowel at the end of their last name around here?"~one of the greasers, maybe Lefty..hehe, all of the greasers are Italian...
"Yuck! Like, sicky yuck!"~Mandy
"I can't believe I'm the mascot! This is so cool!"~Constantinos, as I'm giving him a wedgie
"You make Russel shed single tear." "Only if Russel gets to DESTROY!" "Leave my little buddy alone!"~Russel
"I just love Aquaberry! Maybe Daddy will buy me some stock in the company!"~Gord during dodgeball and getting beat up
"Why am I always looking at the cheerleaders' shoes?"~Kirby
"What am I, your wife all of sudden?!"~After I throw Tad off of the bike he stole from me.
"I heard you called me a hermaphrodite!....First cousins are legal, my friend, legal! Just because my brother has no chin and would up in the asylum..." "You're starting to sound like...like Daddy!" "I'm going to pound you like my daddy pounds me!"~Oh Tad, you and your daddy issues....And who can forget Tad's whole explanation on why he fakes his accent?
Hooray for long posts. Right.