I'm not going to give out this guy's username or details, since I don't want people to attack him.
But I will go on a rant.
So I was just chilling on twitch, looking for an active streamer.
Found this guy playing Bully with 1 viewer. Oooooh boy...
First thing I see is him struggling to get out of the Girl's Dorm. Not as in anyone trying to bust him or anything. But he was just struggling to find the exit.
Later he spent like 5 minutes trying to find out how to save the game.
He didn't look through the menu or anything, he was in Jimmy's room. Just running around.
He didn't approach the glowing book, with it's own Icon on the radar or anything. He just ran around like a decapitated chicken.
When he saved, I saw that he had saved twice earlier. He had just forgotten for the second time how to save.
Saving was done and it was now time to do the Errand Tutorial. Pete approached him and asked him to give a package to Beatrice. He responded with "Who the fuck is Beatrice?".
YOU HAD JUST DONE LIKE 2 MISSIONS FOR HER!
Jimmy had called her "Beatrice" in the cutscenes, you buffoon. The hints even refer to her as Beatrice.
How could you not know this by now?
Anyway... He failed "Save Bucky", by not knowing where Bucky was.
The yellow X on the radar? What? NAH!
He spent the majority of the mission just dicking around the Girl's Dorm, not checking the radar.
After failing the mission and redoing it, he finally looked at the radar and saved Bucky.
When getting prompted to open up the garage door he had no idea how to do it.
He pressed "R" once and didn't figure out what the flashing "R"-button meant.
It's flashing. Repeatedly. The main character is struggling to open it, indicating some sort of repetition needed. HMMMMMMM!?!?!?!And now he just got the skateboard... Ooooh boy...
Forward.... Jump... Jump... Turning around without moving for 45 seconds... Giving up on the skateboard and just jogging to class.
Yep. We won't be seeing that item used ever again.
English class? OOOOH SHIIEEET...
ENTER without a word entered?
WRONG."WELLM"?
WRONG.We're off to a good start!"MO". He pronounced it "MOO".
Who the hell spells the sound a cow makes with one O? This is a first for me.
Ask a stranger on the street to spell MOO. I guarantee at least 95% of them will spell it "MOO".
The end result.The Candidate.
He saw Earnest and went "Oh. Earnest again!".
You know who Earnest is? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW BEATRICE IS THEN, YOU NINCOMPOOP!?
*sigh*
Time to meet Earnest at the auditorium. Done.
Keep Earnest safe for the duration of his speech.
"So I have to jump down?".
W-what? Jump down? Why? Who requested this from you? Aliens? Are you in contact with creatures from another planet...?
Konstantinos needed help with something (errand).
PUNCH!!! "OH SHIT!! SORRY SORRY SORRY!".
The damage was already done.
As he ran off to do the Halloween mission, I took some time to kick back and relax.
I look over at his view counter. 2. Me and someone else (probably him).
I just imagine myself leaving and him still making commentary to no one. Just a voice in a cold, dark and isolated lonely room.
No one to hear it.
I felt bad, so I typed a
in the chat.
He lit up. "A dog? Swegtah, thanks!".
He was now in a way better mood.
I left his stream.This is where his story ends.
Will he ever become king of the school?
Will he ever be heard?
Will he ever become a famous Twitch streamer?
We may never know.
