Found classified information - Just promise not to tell everyone, this could cost me my job, and potentially, my life.
20) Jimmy has the optional ability to suck the energy out of enemies using his Dark Passenger.
21) Algernon is being hunted by Jimmy after murdering his family with an inflatable dildo.
22) America has been thrust into a global conflict, and Jimmy has to save the world from evil Chinese communists with his spudgun.
23) Leaked reports confirm that Algernon's model will have a huge dick hanging from his zipper, which is speculated to be used in a boss fight.
24) Algernon will be helping the Chinese Communists with his deadly weapon - The Peestain Launcher.