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Offline CrashCo

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I was trying to take a piss when the Perfects busted me....
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2007, 10:42:08 AM »
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lol role play of jimmy taking piss and prefect comes

jimmy: hey im just takin a piss do you mind?
prefect: come here you little shit
jimmy: now i pissed everywere like on your shoe see?
prefect: (looks down)
jimmy: up urs


Lawl XD
I've never had pee problems on Bully before.

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« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2007, 12:11:25 PM »
You gotta stop holding it in.

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« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2007, 12:56:10 PM »
Yeah, his bladder will stretch until it causes his stomach to rip open, and when his bladder finally can't stretch anymore and finally explodes, everyone will be covered in piss.

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« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2007, 01:04:10 PM »
Ew. Chrissie. Just ew.

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« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2007, 01:52:57 PM »
I love anatomy. :D

Well, that wouldn't happen, to be honest. If you continually hold your pee, yes, your bladder will keep stretching, but you're bound to sneeze before you explode, causing you to RELEASE THE MUSCLE CONTRACTION THAT HOLDS YOUR PEE IN.

I should be in fucking pre-med. Fuck psychology.

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« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2007, 01:55:07 PM »
I get called the incredible paper bladder because i pee more times a day than anyone i know.

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« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2007, 01:57:38 PM »
lol.

I hold mine.

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« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2007, 02:06:52 PM »
In school, i refuse to use the student toilets because people smoke in them, and i ain't increasing my chances of developing lung cancer just to pee, so i either use the staff toilets or just hold for six hours.

They ended up putting a sign on the staff toilets saying "For staff only!" -BUT only on the womens one. (three guesses why) so i started using the disabled one, then three days later a big sgn slapped on that one.

So i used the guys toilet. They eventually caught on and put a sign there too and a PA announcement that said
"It has come to the school SMT's attention that certain pupils have been using the staff washroom facilities. This WILL stop. The toilets on ground floor beside Mr O'Donnell's office and across from the assembly hall are for staff members only."
I was rather upset at this, so i started using the staff toilets at drama, but i hate it because there's always a big fuck off shit floating in the backed up stall as soon as you come in the door, dirty tampax on the floor and the lock on the only clean toilet doesn't work.

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« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2007, 03:17:34 PM »
....hence why I hold mine.

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« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2009, 01:54:10 AM »
that happened to me once too

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« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2009, 11:40:45 AM »
I should try that, pissing while getting busted

Wicked!! x_x

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I was trying to take a piss when the Perfects busted me....
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2009, 05:29:50 PM »
While pissing is good and all, why can't Jimmy -- or anybody else for that matter -- Take a CRAP ???  We know they don't feed Bullworth kids well (or at all), still, taking a good, healthy SHIT is an ordained human right.....

And no Public Tolets outside of Bullworth ??? (Except the Greasers Poolhall)..Just a bunch of Porta-Potties that you can't piss OR shit in ???

And here's something -- Shit Baggies that could be thrown at people, Aka' "Monkey Fling" --- AH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA.!!!
« Last Edit: July 23, 2009, 05:34:03 PM by CHUCKX53 »

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« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2009, 07:20:18 PM »
There was one shit baggie, from the Halloween prank mission that you could throw at people, and trust me I did!

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« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2009, 06:27:20 AM »
Oh, Yeah, that's right....That should have been a regular weapon from then on...How neat would THAT have been.......Oooohhhh SHIT !!!!!!!!

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« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2009, 12:18:06 PM »
lol i was in the middle of doing a piss and the prefect grabed me lol it was funny