In school, i refuse to use the student toilets because people smoke in them, and i ain't increasing my chances of developing lung cancer just to pee, so i either use the staff toilets or just hold for six hours.
They ended up putting a sign on the staff toilets saying "For staff only!" -BUT only on the womens one. (three guesses why) so i started using the disabled one, then three days later a big sgn slapped on that one.
So i used the guys toilet. They eventually caught on and put a sign there too and a PA announcement that said
"It has come to the school SMT's attention that certain pupils have been using the staff washroom facilities. This WILL stop. The toilets on ground floor beside Mr O'Donnell's office and across from the assembly hall are for staff members only."
I was rather upset at this, so i started using the staff toilets at drama, but i hate it because there's always a big fuck off shit floating in the backed up stall as soon as you come in the door, dirty tampax on the floor and the lock on the only clean toilet doesn't work.
