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Re: Smash it Up
« Reply #120 on: January 22, 2011, 02:14:53 PM »
Someone I know, her brother was stung on the lip. Apparently, a bee had climbed into his beer can, and as he drank it, it stung him.

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« Reply #121 on: January 22, 2011, 02:19:58 PM »
The worst thing is when it stings you in the eye or tongue.

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« Reply #122 on: January 22, 2011, 05:40:50 PM »
When my cousin was 2 years old, she was in one of those little kid swimming pools and a bee flew in her mouth. She didn't panic or anything, just reached into her mouth, plucked it out, and threw it in the water.

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« Reply #123 on: January 22, 2011, 08:35:20 PM »
Ballsy little shit.

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« Reply #124 on: January 23, 2011, 07:01:55 AM »
When my cousin was 2 years old, she was in one of those little kid swimming pools and a bee flew in her mouth. She didn't panic or anything, just reached into her mouth, plucked it out, and threw it in the water.

Cool.

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« Reply #125 on: January 23, 2011, 06:50:25 PM »
When I was about 12 or so, some asshole bee stung me, so I chased him down and killed him.  Then I found their hive, which was under this great big flat rock in the garden.  I went and got a few gallons of gas, soaked the whole area around the rock, then lit a paper airplane and flew it from a safe distance at the rock.  When it set the gas off, there was this large WHUMP !

I cooked them little fuckers good.

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« Reply #126 on: January 23, 2011, 07:20:55 PM »
No wonder you're nuts. All the gas inhalation,.

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Re: Smash it Up
« Reply #127 on: January 23, 2011, 08:11:22 PM »
Oh, I'm nuts for reasons other than that.

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« Reply #128 on: January 23, 2011, 09:00:04 PM »
What are you, nuts?....or balls?

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« Reply #129 on: January 24, 2011, 02:55:13 AM »
Nutso.....Ballsy.....about the same thing.

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« Reply #130 on: January 24, 2011, 07:21:04 AM »
He's pee nuts.

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« Reply #131 on: January 24, 2011, 09:49:20 AM »
Either way, you have a chance of kicking ass, or getting your ass kicked.

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Re: Smash it Up
« Reply #132 on: January 24, 2011, 10:03:13 AM »
Yeah, giver or a taker.

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Re: Smash it Up
« Reply #133 on: January 24, 2011, 03:16:52 PM »
When it comes to bothersome bugs, I'm always gonna be kicking their little asses.

I'm a BUG BULLY.

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Re: Smash it Up
« Reply #134 on: January 24, 2011, 03:32:21 PM »
I love bugs.