LOL
Well, I should be grateful I wasn't in public... Holy shit... If I was. Hehehe, that must of fucking sucked, eh?... I would of panicked so hard, just like you did...
FINE, STORY TIME. BE PREPARED TO FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER.
Alright... Since I have a Patellar Dislocation (Knee cap, pulled ligs, fracture) I use crutches to get around nowadays... ANYWAYS, I felt like I needed to do a shit... But guess what?... The toilet was fucking clogged beforehand from my PREVIOUS shit, not to mention that the shit somehow splattered over the toilet seat... NO WAY I'm sitting on that.
(Btw, it was ONLY the shit in the toilet, I didn't use toilet paper or anything, as if I DID put toilet paper in there, the toilet would be eternally fucked since I wipe my ass 15-20 times.)
But this wasn't any shit... This was one of those shits that NEEDED to come out, and it WOULDN'T go away.
I refused to shit in my pants, so I took them off, took my underwear off, and I was walking around like I was dancing (You know when you need to do a shit and you sorta rub your two legs together and walk at the same time?... Or is that just me)
Anyways, I was going to shit, IT WAS coming out. So, I went into the shower... and... yeahh...
I was like "Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god... This might be a story to look back on and laugh at, but for now FUCKING HELL!!!"
So basically, now the shower and toilet are fucked because of my poo... And those shits were just floating around in the water, I tried to get it down the drain, but couldn't... (Using a plunger)
So, not wanting my mother to see me like this, I took a sneaky way to go outside at around 12:30PM, pantless.
I go over the the hose, and put that water up my ass to clean it. then go back inside, and put fresh pants on... And then cried myself to sleep.
Not to mention that crutches made all this harder.
Laughing?... YOU SHOULDN'T BE D: