I got bored and decided to come up with these. Feel free to add to this list.
You Play Too Much BULLY When…
You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left!
When your girlfriend packs her stuff, leaves you for another man, and swears That you must love your computer more than her… and you could care less. (now where the hell is Gary hiding?)
When you try to pull out your Slingshot after someone cuts you off on your way to work…
You keep trying to pick things up by running over them…
When you eat bananas and leave the peels laying around hoping to trip someone up.
When you drink more then 100 cans of soda hoping to unlock an achievement.
Friends call for hours on end, only to find out you are too busy playing BULLY to answer the phone.
Your wife gets pissed at you for giving your kid wedgies just because you feel like it.
You study 8 different fighting styles hoping to come up with the ultimate fighting style mix.
You get sent to detention in school for giving a teacher a wedgie.
Your desk at work is piled with paper because you always keep the trash can empty just incase you need to run and hide in a hurry.
You start rapidly tapping your fingers during your performance review.
The only way your wife can get your attention is to throw apples at you.
You name your son Jimmy and your daughter Beatrice.
You keep tapping the car horn and can't understand where the map is.
Your PC boots straight into BULLY unless you press a key
You try to change out of your ninja outfit when you finish playing.
You have wierd dreams about this game.
When your desk is wearing away right in front of the arrow keys!
When you talk in your sleep about getting revenge on gary!
When you try to look around the edges of your screen for the nerd that got away.
You back-up your BULLY files daily.
You try to kick down every door in the house.
The spud gun in your glove compartment doesn't feel big enough!
You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.
Your seat cushion doesn't return to normal upright postion.
You dress-up as your favorite BULLY character for halloween (and your friends still know who you are).
You play from before sun-down to after sun-up
You attempt to turn to get out of chair by moving the d-pad in that direction before you stand up.
You won't go into rooms without first checking your radar for red blips…
You expect every door to have a prefect behind it ready to bust you. (this can be quite embarrasing sometimes)
You get caught spraying grafiiti on the walls at school.
The judge asks you why you did it and you reply: "I only give people what they have coming to them."
You throw open the door to your house, jump backwards, and nail your mailman with a water balloon.
You start beating up every santa in your town becasue you are sure they are fake and the bum down the street is the real one.
When eating spaghetti vaguely reminds you of Edna's cooking.
Going to sleep you open the bedroom door and instead of turning lights on you lob a stinkbomb into the room.
You sleep with a slingshot under your pillow.
Going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out quickly to see if anyone is chasing you.
You don't worry so much about getting hurt, since you'll probably wake up outside the infirmary good as new.
You instantly distrust anyone with the first name of Gary.
You start sneaking into rooms.
You rush for the plumbing section in K-Mart so you can upgrade your spud gun.
You instinctively kick trash cans while walking around school.
You check your trouble meter before stepping out of a elevator.
You can't stop squinting as you walk around your house.
You think you can bully anyone into submission.
You yell "Russell smash!" whenever someone pisses you off.
You wish you had a few cherry bombs, just in case.
You've been pushing your front door for hours trying to get in.
You find jokes about playing too much BULLY funny.
You find the very concept of playing too much BULLY funny.
You use screenshots of BULLY as your desktop wallpaper.
You buy a dedicated BULLY computer.
You send a message to Rockstar, asking for help with modding BULLY.
You rip the game music, and play it on your car stereo.
You are the only one at your school wearing a Bullworth letterman jacket.
You spread rumors around your school about the jocks playing with their balls.
You like to run around with a fire extinguisher randomly spraying people hoping they will chase you.
