"Complete Mayhem"
Officer Williams: We’ve got the suspect. Pinned him in the vicinity at WonderMeats. He’s a Bullworth student. Just waitin’ for the word.
Officer Monson: Rubber Duck in position. There’s just a single suspect. This is gonna be fun, boys!
Sheldon: Ooh, look at all those police!
Pedro: They must be catching terrorists!
[insert Russell yelling here]
Sheldon: It’s a monster!
Pedro: RUN!
Pete: Jimmy, there you are! Gary’s got everyone rioting!
Jimmy: I figured it was him. Don’t worry, I’ll sort this out.
Pete: He’s taking control of all the gangs and now he’s trying to tear down the school!
Jimmy: I don’t think I’ll let him get away with that.
Jimmy: Russell, you’re a good kid but you shouldn’t do that to your head.
Pinky: You slut!
Lola: Shut up you jealous bitch!
Pinky: I saw the way you looked at him!
Lola: So what?! He didn’t have your name on ‘im, did he?!
Mandy: Who do you think you are?
Zoe: I know what you’re like, Mandy. Don’t pretend!
Mandy: I can’t believe you used to be my friend.
Melody: He doesn’t like you!
Karen: He loves me!
Melody: You’re such a bitch!
Karen: I’m gonna tell everybody about you!
Christy: Liar!
Beatrice: I’m never going to forgive you!
Christy: You’re ugly and nasty!
Beatrice: I. Hate you. Hate you. Hate you! HATE YOU!
Gary over the PA system:
- Jimmy, you know that your mother never loved you, don’t you?
- Why do you try, Jimmy? You think you have a chance?
- It’s too late, Jimmy. Everyone hates you.
- Give it up Jimmy, you’re pathetic!
- Jimmy, beating up people doesn’t make anyone like you.
- It was laughably easy to manipulate you. Does that bother you, Jimmy?
- I’d tell you what people say about you Jimmy, but I wouldn’t want to hurt your feelings! *laughs*
- So it is true what they say, Jimmy; about you and those animals.
- You’re sick in the head Jimmy, and everybody knows.
Johnny: Alright Jimmy, you’re the boss. Sorry, I forgot.
Jimmy: It’s alright, Johnny. Now help me get this under control. On one condition: you get your crew to stop fighting.
Johnny: No sweat Jimmy, I got it.
Jimmy: Had enough, Ted?
Ted: Alright, Jimmy…
Jimmy: Good. I need you to calm your boys down.
Derby: Alright, Jimmy… alright…
Jimmy: I trust you remember who you’re working for, Derby.
Derby: Yes, sir.
Jimmy: Good. Now stop making trouble.
Jimmy: I trust I’ve cured you of your megalomania, Earnest.
Earnest: Completely. But why didn’t you get Gary?
Jimmy: I’ll get to him, but you gotta get your clique back in line.
Jimmy: Edgar, go help everyone calm down. I’ve got some business with Gary.
Edgar: Understood. Good luck.
Seth: Gary said you’d turn up. There’s no way you’re getting in!
Ted: You better let ‘im in!
(I would guess that the football team breaks the doors down here)
Jimmy: That was incredibly satisfying!
Gary:
- Slow as always, eh, Jimmy?
- Pinky told me you were a horrific kisser, Jimmy.
- Aw, did I hurt your feelings, Jimmy?
- How does it feel to be expelled for the last time, Jimmy?
- I told you I had a plan, Jimmy!