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Mike_W

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Funny small talk conversations
« on: July 30, 2011, 04:15:40 PM »
Post any funny conversations you overhear in this thread.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2011, 04:22:16 PM »
Melody slipped on a banana, and then proceeded to say "It wouldn't be so bad, if he just cleaned up a bit."

Not a small talk conversation, but close enough.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2011, 04:23:58 PM »
The only one I can remember off hand is once in the boys dorm, Lance and Gordon were talking. Gordon was like: "Did you hear about that loser, Lance? I heard he can't even read!"

I was laughing so hard, poor Lance. He was RIGHT THERE!
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2011, 04:27:34 PM »
Haha!

Which reminds me:

- Donald: I heard Algernon was helping Lola with her homework...lucky bastard.
- Algie: Sounds like a good idea for a grottos and gremlins game!
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2011, 04:28:30 PM »
It's not really funny small talk, but me and my housemate were trying to find Norton to take a picture for the yearbook, and as soon as we'd taken it the Norton Security Scanner software popped up on my laptop. It wasn't funny at all but we were laughing for a long time.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2011, 04:31:37 PM »
lol at all of the above.

I had these all written down. I'm a loser.

Jimmy: Hi.
Bryce: Beat it, you destitute bum!
Jimmy: Hi.
Tad: You're not wanted around here; get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Parker: You don't belong here! Get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Pinky: Get lost, poser!
Jimmy: Hi.
Bif: What's up, hotness?

Parker: Did you ever spar with Bif? He's quite good.
Bif: Not in your lifetime.

Parker: Did you ever pretend not to care to make a girl like you?
Pinky: Yes, but I’d make sure not to tell daddy.

Peanut: Have you ever snuck out with Lola?
Lola: No, that sounds boring!

Hal: Look at me! I have man boobs!
Peanut: It's not so bad.

Ray: Have you ever kissed a girl?
Melody: I really enjoy it!

Luis: Hey, did you ever do your own math homework?
Beatrice: No, and that is a stupid question.

There was also one time where Parker insulted Christy by telling her she wears girls clothes. Silly boy.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2011, 04:32:01 PM »
^^lol, that is sort of funny how that worked out!
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 04:10:25 AM »
NOTE: Moved this topic here.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 08:30:06 AM »
i once heard Peanut say I hope Johnny's not pissed off at me when talking to Johnny. And some Greasers were talking and one said If you dropout your life is pretty much over and the other said no not really.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 11:11:39 AM »
Luis: Man, Im screwed (bummed or something like that)
Mandy: Look at the bright side I dont have that problem!
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 11:44:27 AM »
Nice one Justin!!
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2011, 04:47:19 AM »
This one is funny, Pedro and Const talking:

Pedro: The problem with the world is that mama can't be everywhere at once!

Const: I know how you feel


LOL!!!!!
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2011, 04:49:46 AM »
Trent: They told me Mr. Burton was gonna smell like that forever!
Davis: Ha ha ha! Yeah right!

-Justin Vandervelde
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 03:18:41 PM »
Lola: *shoves* Creep!
Duncan: Prepare to get your sack smashed!

Not really small talk, but whatever. Doesn't Lola get smashed everyday? ;)
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 04:36:12 PM »
I always beat Lola up when I see her.
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