Much love to Red Blaster, who did all of these amazing quotes.
(Name)
(3 pre-dunk)
(3 post-dunk)
Algie:
- PLEASE DON'T! I'M AFRAID OF GERMS...!
- Please no!! I'll have nightmares!
- Oh god! Please do not put my head in there!
- *Cries* That was...MEEAAN!! *Cries*
- You've scarred me for life...you know that?! *Cries*
- As if I wasn't scared enough of toilets already...*Cries*
Bif:
- Please! NO! There's still a turd in there!
- STOP IT! I give up!!
- I'll give you anything you want...please don't put my head in there!
- I think that toilet needs to be cleaned.
- That wasn't at ALL refreshing...
- I thought when I got big this wouldn't happen anymore...
Bo:
- Wait...wait, wait, I'll get you anything you want! Money, women, anything!
- Don't do this, you'll regret it!
- I'M WARNING YOU!
- Why did I come to this stinkin' school, I just wanna be QB, that's all!
- Damn it all to hell! I feel like a piece of dirt right now...
- I can't believe this! I thought I was cool...
Bryce:
- LET GO YOU DIRTY BEGGAR!
- Get your indigent hands off me!
- You can't do this, I'm a prep!
- Ughh, now they're gonna call me the poophead prep.
- Ohh, the others are going to ostracize me now.
- Ohh, they'll never let me in the Harrington House again.
Bucky:
- Oh, no! Please! NO! AAAAAARRRGGHH!!
- NOT TODAAAYY! Pleeasse, show mercyyyy...
- This isn't right! Why do you always pick on the neeeerrds?!
- WHY...ME?! Ohh, god, I hate this school!
- OF COURSE this happened to me...Jeez Louise...
- Lordy loo, what did I do to deserve this!
Casey:
- No man! Don't do it!
- COME ON, BUDDY!
- You do this and I'm gonna KILL you!
- You're brutal...!
- That tasted AWFUL.
- I already washed my face today.
Chad:
- You expect me...to go down THERE?!
- Is it too late for a bribe?
- I don't do toilets, okay?
- PLEASE! Don't tell anyone about this.
- Pft...Cold! I feel so cold!
- So many germs...all over my epidermis.
Clint:
- WAIT! Let's talk about this...
- No WAY my head's goin' in there...!
- Are you NUTS?!
- *Sniff* *Stutter* I got pee up my nose!
- I think I got something in my mouth...
- I'm...I'm...speechless...
Constantinos:
- I know life sucks but don't take it out on me!
- I really, really hate you!
- This is really going to improve your life?!
- AS USUAL, I get picked on.
- They could've flushed it first...
- I got something in my ear...
Cornelius:
- NO! NO! I'll do anything!
- NONONO please NOOOO!
- No! Please! Not in the toilet! Please! No, don't!
- Eww, that was so unhygienic, think of all the possible infections, I'm gonna die...
- I can feel the nasty bacteria seeping in through my skin...
- *Sob* I want my mommy...
Damon:
- PLEASE! Noo! I'm allergic to other people's poop! *The way he says 'poop' is hilarious.*
- Come on, man, don't do this!
- Maybe you can use a different toilet, this one looks FILTHY!
- I'm surprised my head fit in there.
- You're gonna wish you never did that to me...
- I think I lost a contact!
Dan:
- Don't you freakin' dare, man!
- Just don't do it, okay?!
- You CAN'T do this to me!
- Well...that hasn't happened for a few years...
- Aww, that was so disgusting.
- I can't believe that just happened to me...
Davis:
- NONONONOO!
- PLEAAASE! NOO!
- STOP, STOP IT!
- I'm the tormentor...how could I let this happen to myself?
- I will never...ever let this happen to me AGAIN...
- Oh, one day I'll get you Jimmy...ONE DAY!
Donald:
- DON'T! NOT THE PAN!
- I'm allergic to toilet water...
- Please let me go! PLEASE!
- I should have my stomach pumped...
- That's revolting...
- I think I might've swallowed something...
Duncan:
- DON'T DO THIS! I cut myself shaving, and the wound could get infected!
- Please don't, I can't swim! Please!
- Oh god, no! NO!
- Aww, I'm definitely gonna get a cold or something...UGH!
- Uhh, eh...*gurgle**cough* it's awful...
- Uh...*gurgle**cough* at least I got a bath today. *The way he gurgles and coughs in both quotes is funny*
Ethan:
- WAIT! I-I SAID WAIT!
- What do you want?! Anything! ANYTHING!
- This is not sanitary! Please! PLEEAASSE!
- Aaargh! This is what I've become?!
- They don't teach you about THIS in the dojo...!
- I can suck it up...*whimper* for now...
Fatty:
- PLEAASSE! It's dark down there!
- The horror! THE HORROR!
- I already washed my face today, PLEASE!
- I can't complain...the water tasted like lemonade.
- The bitter...wet taste of humiliation.
- Oh, Fatty! What've you gotten yourself into?
Gord:
- My daddy will destroy your daddy if you DON'T LET ME GO!
- Please, please, please DON'T MAKE ME BEG!
- Please don't, I'm wearing a VERY expensive shirt...
- Why did this have to happen to me...?
- I got toilet water on my aquaberry sweater...
- WHY did they let brutes like him in...?
Gordon (I love bullying him):
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?!
- I'll do anything! Just don't do it! DON'T DO IT!
- I'll tutor you...give you bike lessons...whatever! Just don't do it! NOOO!
- AAAAAAAAH! I'm gonna have to shave my head now...
- Aaaargh! I'm gonna need some disinfectant anti-bacterial soap and some chewing gum...
- Aahh, this is sooo humiliating, ugh....
Gurney:
- Don't do it! I'll do anything!
- Stop it! You'll regret it!
- How much do you want?!
- Oh...I'm a loser!
- Who am I?!
- I'm done...*sob*
Hal:
- (Crying) I swear I've learned my lesson...please...don't do this...!
- Oh god, I think the toilet is clogged!
- Please, man, DON'T DO IT!
- I smell like POOP.
- Ugh, I think the toilet was clogged.
- I don't think I'll EVER feel clean again.
Ivan:
- Great porcelain spirit, forgive his sins...
- Wait! Let me hold my breath!
- Hey wait! It's dark down there...
- At least the water was fresh...
- There goes the last shred of my dignity.
- Please...don't PEE on me.
Jerry:
- NO! PLEASE!
- It wasn't me, you've got the wrong guy!
- You can't do this to me! My IQ's over 200!
- Ever since my pop left...everything's gone wrong.
- Only the smartest kids get swirlied...
- *Cries* Now I smell like piss...
Juri:
- Ah-ah-ah...I'm allergic to toilet water!
- Ah...Ah...nonono! I'm not on the swim team!
- PLEASE DON'T! I'll do ANYTHING...! (overused line)
- This is disgusting...*Cries*
- What kind of sick pervert are you?!
- My shirt got all wet too?! *Cries*
Justin:
- Are the greasers putting you up to this?!
- Come on, Hopkins, don't do this to me!
- (Crying) I'm sorry for all the things I ever did...please let me go...
- You enjoyed that way too much!
- God I feel sick!
- Actually, I think that might be good for my skin...
Kirby:
- BUT I'M NUMBER TWO ON THE TEAM! I'M NUMBER TWO!
- The guys are gonna destroy you for this!
- YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE, LOSER!
- How could this have happened...?
- But I was number two on the team...
- I can't let anyone see me like this...
Lance:
- Oh...here we go!
- This is going to be horrid...
- You-are-so-primitive.
- Awww...the toils of Bullworth.
- Well...this is my fate, I suppose.
- My parents would be appalled.
Lefty:
- Get offa' me you sicko!
- You are sick!
- Come on, man, you gonna ruin my hair!
- Aargh! I got (?) my pomade all clumped up!
- Ew! I got grease in my eye!
- That totally ruined my hair, jerk!!
Leon:
- Oh, no! That's too disgusting! Even for you!
- You wouldn't! YOU WOULD'NT!
- You're so dead, man! DEAD!
- Oh my god! At least my life can't hit a lower point.
- Oh my god! Things can only get better from here.
- Oh my god! That's not at all what I wanted to happen today.
Lucky:
- No! NO! NO! NOOOO!
- NOT THE HAIR!
- Don't do this! COME ON! Please!
- I've gotta do something about this...
- I feel...like such...a sucker.
- This...is not...over.
Luis:
- STOP IT! STOOOOOOP IT! STOP!
- COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF!
- You don't wanna do this, PLEASE!
- Just kill me...somebody.
- I'm sooo done.
- So humiliating.
Melvin:
- PLEAAAASE! DON'T DO THIS!
- Whatever I own, you can have it, just DON'T...DO THIS!
- Oh my god! I HOPE THAT'S A CANDY BAR!
- Uggh...it's salty!
- YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!
- Ughh...that was disgusting...!
Norton:
- DON'T DO THIS MAN!
- I'll give you anything you want, m-my jacket, my bike, my chick...!
- There's something in there, PLEASE DON'T!
- Lesson learned, message received, I won't mess with you anymore...
- Please close the door on your way out, I don't want anybody to see me like this...
- I smell like pee
Omar:
- You're gonna be sorry if you do this!
- Oh! C'mon! Don't! I ate sloppy joes last night!
- Get offa' me!!
- Pagh, *Muffled gibberish* GOD TITS, NOT THE...*End muffled gibberish*...THIS TOWN SUCKS!!
- Awgh! Egh! I AM SOOO GONNA GET REVENGE!
- Yugh! Ugh! This means war...
Otto:
- NO! LISTEN! I'll do anything!
- GET OFF ME! Just get off me, okay?!
- I HATE YOU!
- I gotta get out of here...
- That sucks so much...
- What're you lookin' at?! You want me to do it to you?
Parker:
- CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT IT?!
- Pleeease, don't do this!
- Please don't, I-I might catch something!
- Please don't tell anyone you did this...
- I feel awful...
Peanut:
- Johnny! JOHNNY!
- Get off me you big bully!
- Pick on someone your own size...!
- Ughh...ug-Johnny! Lola...!
- Not faairr!
- Pick on someone your own size...never...never...
Pedro:
- Oh, come on, I just ate!
- But I'm not thirsty!
- Please, find someone ELSE!
- Mama...help meee...
- Why don't they just DROWN me...
- Mmm...that doesn't taste that bad actually...
Ray:
- YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS! We're friends...!
- PLEASE! I just brushed my teeth!
- Oh god, that smells...!
- This feels so disgusting...
- I hope that smell is from my pants...
- Yup...that's what I thought it would taste like...ughhhh....
Ricky:
- No wait! Not again! NO WAY!
- Don't do it! You'll regret this! SOMEDAY you will!
- This isn't right...don't flush it! I'll fix your bike, come on!
- I hate this school...I hate toilets!
- I think Vance just let one go in there...UGH, I just tasted VANCE?!!
- Friggin' figures...nothing goes right...no one ever takes me seriously, DAMN IT!
Russell:
- RUSSELL SCARED OF DARK PLACES!
- RUSSELL CAN'T GET WATER IN EAR!
- NOO! IT SMELLS LIKE BUTT DOWN THERE!
- Russell...feel so alone...
- Russell...feel like little girl...
- This is worst day...of Russell's life... *His voice is quivering in all the post-dunk quotes. He's also the only leader with dunk quotes*
Sheldon:
- GOSH, Jimmy, can't we just talk about this?!
- Ms. Danvers says toilets are unsanitary!
- Okay Jimmy, very funny, now PLEASE let me go...
- That didn't taste very good...
- I don't think I'll tell anyone about this...
- I can't wait until I'M big enough to do this to someone...
Tad:
- NOO! It smells!
- Stop! Stop or I'll drown!
- You'll KILL me down there!
- Look Dad! I go potty! I GO POTTY!
- But I'm trained now! I don't...need a diaper...
- Take the diaper off my head, Daddy...
Thad:
- OOOOHHH, PLEATHE DON'T!
- STOP IT! THITH ITH DISGUTHTING!
- ANYTHING BUT THE THWIRLIE!
- *Cries* Thith ith tho embarathing...*Sob*
- How could I thow my fathe again?
- *Cries* How much sharper than a therpent's tooth... *Cries*
Tom:
- Who told you to do this to me?! Huh?! HUH?!
- I HATE TOILETS! DON'T DO THIS!
- You're making a HUUUGE mistake! I'm not the one you want!
- You owe me now...'cause I let you do that so you'd look cool...you know?
- Remember this day...'cause someday this day is gonna make your day end badly.
- Stupid toilets...if they weren't here, this never would'a happened.
Trent:
- AAAH! IT'S DARK DOWN THERE!
- I got play practice in five minutes, STOOOP!!
- Watch the hair! THE HAIR!!
- My beautiful hair...!
- I'm gonna be a star...*Sniff* you'll see!
- DORKWAD! *Sniff*
Trevor:
- OHMYGOD, STOP IT, WHAT IS THAT IN THERE?!
- PLEASE! I LEARNED MY LESSON! STOOOOP!!
- IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS...JUST FLUSH FIRST!!
- I hate it when this happens...
- Now I have to take a shower...!
- I don't even know what was in there...ew...!
Troy:
- YOU BETTER NOT!
- I'm gonna get you for this!
- You are really making me sore!
- I can't let Russell smell me like this...
- So that's what a turd...tastes like.
Vance:
- WAIT! MY HAIR!
- IT STINKS DOWN THERE!
- This is gonna wreck my follicles!
- *Cries* My hair! *Cries*
- Aww *Sob* Now my hair smells like DOODIE! *Sob*
- Euugh! I got pee in my ears...
Wade:
- NO! NOOOOOOOO!
- DON'T DO IT! I'LL GET YOU BACK! NOOOOOO!
- Stop it, all right?! I'll do whatever you want!
- (Crying) That was disgusting....
- Aww, man...now everyone's gonna think I'm a loser...
- This is bull, man! Friggin' wimps...! Jeez...
Girls:
(Name)
(Two pre-dunk)
(One post-dunk)
Angie:
- YOU. CAN'T. DO. THAAAAT!!!
- *Cries*
- *Cough* I HATE YOU!! *Cough*
Beatrice:
- This is inhumane! Use an animal to do this! (All the more reason to swirlie you, bitch)
- My glasses...can I take my glasses off, PLEAASE?!
- I should get my head sanitized before I become ill...
Christy:
- WAIT!!!
- Wait! I'll tell you anything you wanna know!
- I HATE my life! I wanna move...
Eunice:
- NOOO! NOOO! DO NOT DO THIS!
- If you do this, I swear you'll regret it!
- Oh...people are so cruel...I hate all of them...I hate them!
Gloria:
- I'm not a student...OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!
- NO!!! Please!!! The shame is inseparable!
- There's...a LESSON...in such torment...*Cry*
Karen:
- Oh PLEASE!! PLEASE, PLEASE...!!
- NONONONONONONOOO!!
- *Cry* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! *Cry*
Lola:
- Come on! Please don't!
- Johnny's gonna kill you!
- Why'd you do that to me?!
Mandy:
- OMGOMGOMG...!!
- PLEASE, PLEASE...PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!!
- OH MY GOOD, I HOPE YOU DIE!!
Melody:
- PLEASE! DON'T! I'll do anything you want!!
- *Sob* DON'T! THIS IS SO GROSS!
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Pinky:
*No pre-dunk quotes*
- You're a sick...evil...psycho...creep...
Zoe:
- You're not gonna break me!!
- WOULD YOU GET ON WITH IT?!
- Yeah, okay...you happy now?!