Went looking for the Fire Hydrant by the Mental Dental just like Mike told me, and sure enough, there it was. Trouble was, I couldn’t jump up on it, just kept hopping over it. No problem, I just backed the Go-Cart up to it and walked up the Cart onto the Hydrant.
Except....Jimmy ‘sunk’ into the hydrant and became a part of it. What the hell, I just unloaded weapons and let the Townspeople have it. Here comes the Cops. Big Whoop, cause you know what ? They can’t bust me.....Not as long as Jimmy is merged in with that Fire Hydrant. They grab, they miss. So fricking funny.
Then again, I can’t leave either. Jimmy is stuck there. So, I use the day, and night, shooting them all with my various weaponry, until the 2 AM hour, so Jimmy can pass out and be free. Right ? Nope. At 8 AM, Jimmy is still there, trapped in the Hydrant. All day long, all night long, again waking up the third day still trapped in the Hydrant.
On the fourth day, I figured that I probably wouldn’t get out of this one without shutting off the game. Then I got the bright Idea to throw Firecrackers at the Cops who were standing there trying to bust me. Took quite a few, but finally knocked myself out, and.....Came to in front of the Bullworth Town Clinic. I was Free !
This is, no doubt, one of the coolest No-Bust places in the game, even if it is a bit of a Glitch. They are just inches away on street level and can’t grab Jimmy. Even though you can’t leave the Fire Hydrant, you still have most of Jimmy’s fighting moves, and can kick ass of anybody who comes near enough. Note that the Cops like to block punches a lot. The Citizens are easier, just shoot them with the Slingshot and they’ll come over to you.
Next time, I’m gonna try some other stuff I just thought of. This is fucking hilarious !!
