LOL. That's hilarious.
My name is carved in some guy's arm. Apparently he was obsessed with me and was mad at me or something and carved my name into his arm. Then he told me it was my fault he did that. Yeah, okay. I told him he was stupid.
Another guy tried to follow me home from my waitressing job and when I worked at Home Depot, another guy would wait for me to get off work. He got off at 2pm, he'd stay as late as 10pm when I got out that late.