Quotes never heard before

[Red Blaster]

Don't recall ever hearing this before:

Ms. Philips: "Hi everyone, I have your next assignments...and whoever handed in what I can only assume are some very creative self-portraits please see me after class."

LOL.

[Hayley]

LOL oh man. I'd love to know what those look like.

[Red Blaster]

Mr. Smith's dialogue is hilarious.

[Hejira]

I guess I won't waste time trying for that Norton quote anymore. 

I think there isn't enough variety in quotes the characters say to themselves.  I spend alot of time following a character around to see them interact in unusual areas, and I usually hear the same 3 or 4  quotes repeatedly. 

Like with Russell: "what girl love Russell", "heh heh atomic wedgie make him bleed", "behind Russel's thick skin beats heart of warrior poet", and "that meatball hero no match for my stomach" over and over LOL

[Red Blaster]

I wish Mr. Galloway's unused lines in Hattrick vs. Galloway weren't scrapped.

The ones in my signature are my favorites.

[Mike_W]

Alright, here are some I heard the first time tonight, even after having the game for over 5 years.

Jerry: "Kiss my ASS!" (when bumped into)

These next two were very odd and I have no idea what triggered them.

I was in the cafeteria and Damon punched a girl. All the prefects ran in and Seth yelled "Why are you not in bed?!" WTF?

A similar scenario happened with some other students and when Karl ran in I couldn't really make out his quote, something like "........what did you do this time......" The dotted lines represent other words I couldn't make out.

[Red Blaster]

Those are curfew quotes:

"What do you think you're doing out at this time?"

[Mike_W]

Huh....that's different. I've never heard them use those quotes at all, nevermind the fact they said them during the afternoon in the cafeteria.

[Evolution]

I was in the cafeteria and Damon punched a girl. All the prefects ran in and Seth yelled "Why are you not in bed?!" WTF?

LOL, that's pretty funny.

[Mike_W]

This is why this game is great. 6 years later and still new discoveries.

I was just in the cafeteria and I grappled Kirby. Luis comes running up to me and when I greeted him he said, "Step right up, BITCH!" and I laughed so hard. I really wasn't expecting that and the way he said it was perfect.

[Red Blaster]

You mean Juri.

[Mike_W]

Yep. My bad.

[Scum]

I remember doing That Bitch on the SE and didn't have any stink bombs, so I can talk with Gary. After the little cutscene I started jumping at him, since on the PS2 version he'd fight almost all the time. But here he ran away and I followed after him. After running around the Girls' Dorm a few times he ran towards the Boys' Dorms, stopping next to the trash bin and I jumped in, so he would stop running, act normal and I could try again. After I got in he ran again and I followed him. He stopped on the side of the male dormitory and I was close enough to hear him. Then he started to cry(like Constantinos or a little kid would) and said something like 'I hate this world!' but I'm not sure. Then I beat him up for not wanting to fight me.

[Hayley]

Yeah, that's what he says.

[Erik]

I've heard him say that on Halloween when someone (I think Davis) threw an egg at him.