Quotes never heard before

[Repo Man]

Did Lefty lay him the beats?

[Mike_W]

Yes he did, and it was a very fun fight to watch, even if it was one sided. It started in the auto shop yard and ended in front of the school's main doors. Lefty would punch Ivan every time he stopped to take a rest.

[Repo Man]

Now right before I came again, I was completing Preppies Vandalized and while I was on my way to New Coventry on the skateboard, I passed a brown-haired Non-Clique Student (I don't know who it was) on a bike, so I decided to steal it. I pushed him off, and Townie fight music played!

[BloodChuckZ]

Here's one from Russell that surprised me.....

"Why No Girl Want Russell ?"

[Mike_W]

I've heard that plenty of times, usually when he's just moping around.

[BloodChuckZ]

First time I ever heard it....Made me feel a bit sorry for the big galoot...

Just a bit.

[Crazy Snake]

I've heard him say that a few times. It makes me feel sorry for him. Poor boy can't understand the reason though.

[BloodChuckZ]

Him and Eunice ought to get together.

[Crazy Snake]

I think even Russell wouldn't go for her.

[BloodChuckZ]

Yeah....He's not that Stupid !!

[Mike_W]

"Russell SMASH stupid fat chick!"

[Crazy Snake]

Lol, she starts to wobble away quickly. I just wanted some chocolates.

[Hejira]

Has anyone actually heard Norton say (paraphrased) "if at any point your saw owned, pwned, or ownage I'm gonna kick your ass" ?  I'd LOVE to hear that one

[Hayley]

"If at any point, you say 'owned, 'pwned', or 'ownage', I'm gonna make this hurt way more than I have to."

Me thinks it's removed from the game. He says it before fighting a nerd. It is seriously one of the best quotes ever.

[Red Blaster]

^ While that cracked me up, my favorite is Damon's fighting a nerd line: "Keep this up, and I won't let you do my homework anymore!"

It's like doing his homework is a privilege.

But yes...sadly these were removed from the game.