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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #90 on: October 18, 2010, 11:37:30 PM »
I have all kind of pictures of that shit. You need to protect them. If you lose the nuts you lose the tool. One doesn't work without the other.

Tool>>Nuts
Nuts>>Tool

The door swings both ways.
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #91 on: October 18, 2010, 11:41:41 PM »
 If you lose any part of your 3-piece-set you may as well kill yourself, life is no longer worth it.
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #92 on: October 18, 2010, 11:45:09 PM »
There'e no point in using the tool if it doesn't build. When you go steril, the thrill is lost.

"Its OK, I don't need a rubber".  

If you can go on without your jewels then you have no pride.
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« Reply #93 on: October 18, 2010, 11:46:45 PM »
 Unless you think you want to have kids, being steril would be awesome.  You wouldn't need rubbers, you could cum and go as you please!
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #94 on: October 18, 2010, 11:53:05 PM »
That's if you don't want kids. There's a thrill knowing you can have kids. The fact that you're praying for the rubber to not break is what makes your thrill. Lose that and the excitement is lost too.
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #95 on: October 19, 2010, 04:21:25 AM »
Quote from: Mike_W on October 18, 2010, 10:08:11 PM
Seriously, if I met JB in person I'd call him a fag too....no really, I would, the kid is one and everyone knows it.
JB is NOT an anti-bully gay and he got balls, but I still hate him because he causes my intestinal tumor.

Quote from: Mike_W on October 18, 2010, 11:31:25 PM
All this talk of losing balls is making me cringe.  I'm glad mine are safe and sound.
Also, Jenkem is best way to lose balls. It's big explosion, fragmentation(if you use glass bottle or add nutmeg or nail) and infectious properties makes up for it.
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #96 on: October 19, 2010, 07:40:43 PM »
If that little bitch has any balls they must be really small. And he isn't anti-bully. The anti-bully campaign just gives this punk something to hide behind, like a shell. He's not MAN enough to face shit by himself.
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #97 on: October 20, 2010, 05:53:36 AM »
He's tough, He can beat up that big-balled white supremacist.
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #98 on: October 20, 2010, 10:23:23 AM »
White supremacist?  Where the hell do you get that idea from?
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #99 on: October 21, 2010, 07:30:40 AM »
White supremacist hates gays and communists. Also, JB has black friends like Usher and Sean Kingston, and he may side with Russia or China, because US don't give him a driving license.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2010, 07:33:37 AM by Jenkemator »
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #100 on: October 21, 2010, 10:56:45 AM »
  I feel like banging my head into the wall....very hard.... Where the fuck are you getting these stupid ideas that he has any connection with Russia, communists, or any of that bullshit?  Do me a favor and go educate yourself, the kid is 16 years old, he cares about his singing career not China and that shit.
  Also, hating communism has nothing to do with being a white supremacist.  Its a safe bet to say that most of the world hates communism and rightfully so.  Its oppressive towards the people living under it and it just plain sucks!
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #101 on: October 21, 2010, 02:12:04 PM »
Still waiting for the first time I'll dip my biscuit ; hope the rubber won't fuck things up.
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #102 on: October 21, 2010, 07:27:40 PM »
 Better hope it doesn't break.  You'll have little Mercs running all over the place!
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Re: Mercury's Holiday Break
« Reply #103 on: October 22, 2010, 11:10:07 AM »
Oh I forgot to say, some of my brain lobes are permanently blown off due to that long illness.
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« Reply #104 on: October 22, 2010, 02:23:22 PM »
 I think you would be dead or in a vegatative state if that was actually the case.  I'm no doctor, but the various lobes of the brain are essential for living.
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