I dunno, depending upon what gender JB happens to be, he may take you up on that offer.
NEVER IN MY LIFE!
Well then, you had better be prepared to fend him off. He strikes me as the aggressive type.
Defend yourself against Bieberpocalypse, when primarily teenage girls, but can also boys become retarded zombies who is obsessed with Justin Bieber. The only cure is proper application of Heavy Metal, ingestion of human feces, anal stretching, goat penis to the rectum, and if all else fails, a bullet applied to the cranium or the base of the skull. If you or your neighbors contracted Bieber-fever, contact nearest Metalhead or scatophiles. Frequent listening of Heavy Metal and consumption of human feces can prevent Bieber-fever.
