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Auditory Experiences / Re: Knocked out quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 10:54:20 PM »
Edna:
- I need a vacation...
- Palm tree...sand...mountain...
- Put me in the meat locker...
- Dr. Slawter...mmmmmm....
- Someone disinfect the grill....
- Not the flying waffles...WAFFLES...
Fenwick:
- Ahhhh, take me hommmee...aaaahh...
- Aahaaa, I'm done for...ohohoo...
- Aghhh...so this is how I go...oh...
- Ohoho...I could've done so much more with myself...aaahaha...
- *Weird coughing and moaning*
- Hahaha, well...thaaat's that...ahahaa...
Floyd:
- Urrrghh, crap! Uhh...
- Aarghh, just one more minute, it's all I needed...
- I...I never lose...
- Ohhhhh, nooooo....
- Argh, oh, I'm not READY to go...
- Aaargh, how did I let this happen...oh...
Freeley:
- Oww...don't send me back to the bighouse...ahh...
- Ohh...call the warden...
- Oww...take me...to the...infirmary..oww...
- I-I just need a little shut-eye is all...uhh...
- Owww...I'm coming...nightmares!
- Sleep...per chance to dream...uhhh...
Galloway:
- Ah! I need another drink...uh..
- Ahhh in all my years of teaching I never...
- Oh, you perfect BRUTE!
- Hah I'm getting too old for this.
- Why do I even try?
- Serves me right for even trying.
Gregory:
- I need...painkillers...
- Thank god I've got...good health insurance.
- Maybe I can get worker's...comp now...
- This is an on-the-job injury, ughhhh...
- That one is a baad case...
- That one's...only going to get worse...
Handy:
- Uhh...home sweet home..
- Ugh...back to bed...for me then...oh...
- Ugh...I need a drink...
- What am I doin' on the floor again...
- Oooohhh...my head hurts again...
- Oh, mmm!...hey, there's some chewing gum down here... (LOL)
Mr. Hattrick:
- O-oooohhh! My herniated disk!
- My kidney just prolapsed!
- Nurse! Help me! HELP MEEE!
- I need a doctor! I want medication...for egomania.
- Get the headmaster!
- I'm being assaulted!
Hector:
- Ugh...what kind of life is this? I want to go back to broadway!
- I'm so cold...so small...so umm...
- It's not fair...! Life just...ain't fair...
- I'll hunt you down...sniff you out...and kill you in your sleep.
- Revenge is sweet, my friend, and I'll get mine.
- I made a life of wreaking games...I'll wreak your goddamn life, boy.
Helper Elf 1:
- NO, PLEASE...CEASE AND DESIST!
- Stop, you're making father Christmas cry...
- *Cries*
- Ohhh, Christmas is (while crying) hard as an elf...
- -Inaudible-
- You feel powerful now, Jimmy? Oww...DO YOU?! *Cries*
- Et tu, Jimmy?
- Ugh..you're a real big man, Jimmy...
- Owww, my jingles...
- I was just trying to scare you...
Helper Elf 2:
- Ugh...nice Christmas spirit...*Cough*
- Ugh...down for the count, Jimmy...my toy-making days are over...all over...
- Jimmy...you didn't have to take it this far...
- Agh, no more...no more leave me be...
- You're gettin' coal for the rest of your life, do you understand?! Oh, owww, owww....
- Ow, my poor little heart can't take this...*Cries*
- You stole my life, Jimmy...my life...
- But all I like to do is make toys...
- My tiny ribs are busted...*groan*
- Ahh, why don't ya pick on someone your own size...
Hobo (Mr. Grant):
- Of all places, this is where I bite it?
- I need a drink...
- I don't...feel so good...
- How did it get to this?!
- Just like...back in Korea..
- I'm gettin' old...too old.
Huntingdon:
- Ughh...I need my pills...don't let the blackness take me...sweet mercy...aghh...
- The world ain't the same as it used to be...ugh...WHY?!!
- Ohh...you'll get taught one day kid...and you won't like it at all...ughh...
- Oh, man...city denies my permit...get beat up by some punk...eh...what else ya got for me life?!
- Ohmagawd...whatever happened to respecting ELDERS?!
- Ugh...I can't go on this way...DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Ian:
- Ugh, I need a drink and some stitches, son!
- Yo, I just got merked bad, yo.
- I hope welfare comes with medicade (not a typo), son..uh...
- Eh...Yo, I guess he...snuffed my fuse, yo...
- The bomb got diffused, son...
- No...you blew the bomb up bad, son.
Isaacs:
- Ugh...I wanna go home...
- Ugh, I need to be taken care of...
- Uh, so...so...tragic.
- But how could you? uh...
- I should've never come to this down...uh...
- I thought small towns were safe...uh...
Ivanovich:
- I don't get paid enough for this!
- Aww, man! My reputations gonna take a hit...
- One day...I'll come for you...punk...
- You're going to jail...one day...
- That...was an ugly thing...to do...
- I...I think I'll just rest here for a bit...
Johnson:
- Aaarrr-rrgh...
- You son of a...
- Tell my wife I love her...
- No! I can't go yet...!
- You'll regret this...I swear...
- I've been...defeated...
Kopke:
- Uh...my SPLEEN!
- Uhh, that's gonna hurrrrt!
- Ughh, I hope I can still get pregnant...
- Ugh...cramps! Serious cramps!
- Typical! Ughh....
- Ughh...I need a Pinot Grigio IV...stat...
Krakauer:
- I-I need my vitamins...
- They're sure...makin' 'em harder today...
- Must be...one of those...mechanical...robot...men.
- Enlisted men...today...
- Don't trust anyone...under 72...
- Fill 'er up...h-height test (?)...please.
- I need a vacation...
- Palm tree...sand...mountain...
- Put me in the meat locker...
- Dr. Slawter...mmmmmm....
- Someone disinfect the grill....
- Not the flying waffles...WAFFLES...
Fenwick:
- Ahhhh, take me hommmee...aaaahh...
- Aahaaa, I'm done for...ohohoo...
- Aghhh...so this is how I go...oh...
- Ohoho...I could've done so much more with myself...aaahaha...
- *Weird coughing and moaning*
- Hahaha, well...thaaat's that...ahahaa...
Floyd:
- Urrrghh, crap! Uhh...
- Aarghh, just one more minute, it's all I needed...
- I...I never lose...
- Ohhhhh, nooooo....
- Argh, oh, I'm not READY to go...
- Aaargh, how did I let this happen...oh...
Freeley:
- Oww...don't send me back to the bighouse...ahh...
- Ohh...call the warden...
- Oww...take me...to the...infirmary..oww...
- I-I just need a little shut-eye is all...uhh...
- Owww...I'm coming...nightmares!
- Sleep...per chance to dream...uhhh...
Galloway:
- Ah! I need another drink...uh..
- Ahhh in all my years of teaching I never...
- Oh, you perfect BRUTE!
- Hah I'm getting too old for this.
- Why do I even try?
- Serves me right for even trying.
Gregory:
- I need...painkillers...
- Thank god I've got...good health insurance.
- Maybe I can get worker's...comp now...
- This is an on-the-job injury, ughhhh...
- That one is a baad case...
- That one's...only going to get worse...
Handy:
- Uhh...home sweet home..
- Ugh...back to bed...for me then...oh...
- Ugh...I need a drink...
- What am I doin' on the floor again...
- Oooohhh...my head hurts again...
- Oh, mmm!...hey, there's some chewing gum down here... (LOL)
Mr. Hattrick:
- O-oooohhh! My herniated disk!
- My kidney just prolapsed!
- Nurse! Help me! HELP MEEE!
- I need a doctor! I want medication...for egomania.
- Get the headmaster!
- I'm being assaulted!
Hector:
- Ugh...what kind of life is this? I want to go back to broadway!
- I'm so cold...so small...so umm...
- It's not fair...! Life just...ain't fair...
- I'll hunt you down...sniff you out...and kill you in your sleep.
- Revenge is sweet, my friend, and I'll get mine.
- I made a life of wreaking games...I'll wreak your goddamn life, boy.
Helper Elf 1:
- NO, PLEASE...CEASE AND DESIST!
- Stop, you're making father Christmas cry...
- *Cries*
- Ohhh, Christmas is (while crying) hard as an elf...
- -Inaudible-
- You feel powerful now, Jimmy? Oww...DO YOU?! *Cries*
- Et tu, Jimmy?
- Ugh..you're a real big man, Jimmy...
- Owww, my jingles...
- I was just trying to scare you...
Helper Elf 2:
- Ugh...nice Christmas spirit...*Cough*
- Ugh...down for the count, Jimmy...my toy-making days are over...all over...
- Jimmy...you didn't have to take it this far...
- Agh, no more...no more leave me be...
- You're gettin' coal for the rest of your life, do you understand?! Oh, owww, owww....
- Ow, my poor little heart can't take this...*Cries*
- You stole my life, Jimmy...my life...
- But all I like to do is make toys...
- My tiny ribs are busted...*groan*
- Ahh, why don't ya pick on someone your own size...
Hobo (Mr. Grant):
- Of all places, this is where I bite it?
- I need a drink...
- I don't...feel so good...
- How did it get to this?!
- Just like...back in Korea..
- I'm gettin' old...too old.
Huntingdon:
- Ughh...I need my pills...don't let the blackness take me...sweet mercy...aghh...
- The world ain't the same as it used to be...ugh...WHY?!!
- Ohh...you'll get taught one day kid...and you won't like it at all...ughh...
- Oh, man...city denies my permit...get beat up by some punk...eh...what else ya got for me life?!
- Ohmagawd...whatever happened to respecting ELDERS?!
- Ugh...I can't go on this way...DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Ian:
- Ugh, I need a drink and some stitches, son!
- Yo, I just got merked bad, yo.
- I hope welfare comes with medicade (not a typo), son..uh...
- Eh...Yo, I guess he...snuffed my fuse, yo...
- The bomb got diffused, son...
- No...you blew the bomb up bad, son.
Isaacs:
- Ugh...I wanna go home...
- Ugh, I need to be taken care of...
- Uh, so...so...tragic.
- But how could you? uh...
- I should've never come to this down...uh...
- I thought small towns were safe...uh...
Ivanovich:
- I don't get paid enough for this!
- Aww, man! My reputations gonna take a hit...
- One day...I'll come for you...punk...
- You're going to jail...one day...
- That...was an ugly thing...to do...
- I...I think I'll just rest here for a bit...
Johnson:
- Aaarrr-rrgh...
- You son of a...
- Tell my wife I love her...
- No! I can't go yet...!
- You'll regret this...I swear...
- I've been...defeated...
Kopke:
- Uh...my SPLEEN!
- Uhh, that's gonna hurrrrt!
- Ughh, I hope I can still get pregnant...
- Ugh...cramps! Serious cramps!
- Typical! Ughh....
- Ughh...I need a Pinot Grigio IV...stat...
Krakauer:
- I-I need my vitamins...
- They're sure...makin' 'em harder today...
- Must be...one of those...mechanical...robot...men.
- Enlisted men...today...
- Don't trust anyone...under 72...
- Fill 'er up...h-height test (?)...please.