Funnies Lines *may contain spoilers*

[Mike_W]

Yesterday, trent was giving Ray a hard time and Ray said "Keep this up and I'll have to bring out the big guns!"  Oh Ray, how naive you are....all you can do is shove.

[Mike_W]

I saw the nerds all standing making small talk and Bucky said: "Have you ever put a peanut butter sandwich down your pants?" and Cornelius responded: "yeah, it was great!"

[Trent]

oh thank you sir may I have some more!- Kirby the jock

[BloodChuckZ]

"You Need Serious Help" --- Ms. Phillips.

[Mike_W]

Have you ever walked by Karl while being truant? "Get to class you little turd!"

[BloodChuckZ]

THAT is freaking hilarious.....I'm laughing my ASS off.....

[BloodChuckZ]

Damon --"Ohh..Hurts So Good"......Shoot him more, and he will say -- "OK, That Hurt".

[alanmk5]

Theo the orderly when attacked: "I've got balls of steel young man! STEEL!"

[T-Bone]

When Jimmys giving a kid a swirly he sometimes says, "Look on the bright side, at least no one can tell you're crying."

[Mike_W]

Jimmy has some great lines regarding the toilet. "I hope that wasn't Edna I just saw!"

[Miss Ordered]

Norton Williams: "How can I love anyone when I don't even love myself..."
Luis Luna: "I don't know what's in those supplements Mr. Burton gave me, but they sure do work!"
Christy Martin (randomly crying in library.  No, seriously.): I wanna get out of here!
Hal Esposito (when beaten up): "Oh, I think you broke my ovaries..."
"Last night, I looked at myself in the mirror, pinched my gut, and then cried myself to sleep."  (Hahahaha.)
Bo Jackson (muttering to self): "Please call me back, please call me back..."  (LOL...  He sounds like Jimmy before taking art classes.)
Tad Spencer (conversing): "One time, I baked my dad a cake for his birthday, and he stabbed me with a pitchfork."
Casey Harris (hitting on cheerleader): "Hey baby, wanna see my bat?"
Juri Karamazov (hitting on cheerleader): "You know you want me."  (Lol...accent.)
Ivan Alexander (conversing): "My mom gave me pills for my mood...  I'm selling them off."  (and Gary will be a regular customer!)
Constantinos Brakus (after being beaten up): "I want to die."  (Aww...)
Dr. Bambillo (town therapist, while conversing): "That Bif kid stopped taking his pills."  (What the hell?)

And in the mission Weed Killer, if you listen to Tad and Justin's conversation, they'll say things that imply that Chad Morris and Bryce Montrose are gay for each other.

Either Tad or Justin: "You know how they like to wrestle.  Especially at night..."  (WTF.)

[Mike_W]

Wow, how did I miss some of those? I don't think I ever heard Casey hitting on anyone or that quote from "Weed Killer".

 One quote that I thought was funny and creepy at the same time was:
 Trent: "You're hot, I'm hot, let's make out"

 and some others:
 Norton (watching a fight): "Jack Loose that son of a bitch!" or at least that's what it sounds like
 Tad (watching a fight): "Kick him...in the johnson!"
 Christy: "I'm going to beat you and tell them you tried to violate me!"

[Mercury]

Something funny happened to me including Trent, here it is...

- You're gonna wish you had a bodyguard !
- SMASH YOU !

OK, Trent, you'll know next time.

[T-Bone]

Bif during the weed killer mission when you walk in the door: "I wonder how many seven year olds I can beat up." Shouldn't an overfortunate, rich, champion boxer have something better to do than whoop on seven year olds.

[Mike_W]

Yeah, but he's a prick. I wouldn't expect him to do anything else. What about these qoutes:

 -Juri: "It hasn't shrunk has it? No..."
 -Karen: "Get off my bike bitch!" (seriously, she pulled me off a bike once and said that!)
 -Bucky: (while stealing a bike) "I'm spreading my wings!"
 -Fatty: (while staeling a bike) "Official Grotto master business!"