Funnies Lines *may contain spoilers*

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jimmy- are you inbred or just stupid XD, niko also says it on GTA 4

[badman]

jimmy- are you inbred or just stupid XD, niko also says it on GTA 4

Jimmy Hopkins plus Niko Bellic= WIN!

[BifTaylor21]

"I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club"
   Russell

[Merilyn]

"I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club"
   Russell

..You said that already.. -_-'

[Merilyn]

-randomness-
Ricky: *physical bullying at the way beginging of the game* hyahahaha! That's what you get for crossin' Ricky
Jimmy: Who's Ricky?
Ricky: I'm Ricky!
Jimmy: I'm Jimmy! *sticks hand out to shake*
Ricky: I'M AWARE!
Jimmy: I thought you said your name was Ricky!

[Jimmy-Hopkins]

When you push a prefect or some other authority.

"What you got, bitch?"

[BifTaylor21]

I like when your fighting Bif, and he says"I'm gonna beat the poor outta' you!"

[alanmk5]

the prefects have some funny quotes if you knock them to the ground without them seeing you (ie throwing the rubber ball at them) and then hide
these include

max, "you're in hot water whoever you are" and "who just lashed out at the law"
seth "who disrespeted my authority"
edward "hitting a prefect is a major offence"

[Merilyn]

Tad:..-after swirlied-but I'm trained now! I don't neeeed I diaper!/ I know potty daddy! I know potty!

Vance: There's pee in my eaarrr! -swirlied-

Ricky: This figures! nothin' ever goes right! nobody takes me seriously dammit! -swirlied-

it's been a while since i've mindlessly played...

Tad: -bumped- Woaaah Nelly! -creepy almost inaudiable chuckle-

[tedtheman]

russel

"i fell of five bikes and fell good"

i can pick up nerd with one hand

[King Cobra]

I like when jimmy asks "russel can actually comprehend prison?" and when Mr. Galloway sais to jimmy "can i offer you a highball? oh no you are too young." this was the mission when you had to hide the bottles for him from Mr. Hattrick.

[SwitchBox]

I like toward the end, when the townies take over the school... (Kinda)
And Russell says..." Russel like to hurt people, for peace "

[JessiLikesRainbows]

"Russel can actually comprehend prison?" - Jimmy
"Russel likes to hurt people - for peace." - Russel
"Hi, it's me, Sheldon!" - Sheldon
"Fatty has arrived!" - Fatty
"I'm going to be a virgin my entire life." - Petey
"Why did my dad have to be a librarian and not a bank robber?" - Petey
"I'm a gunius. Guniuses don't need medication." - Gary
"Stop pushing me, it's creeping me out." - Gary
"Why are you pushing me? Do you LIKE me?" - Gary
"I'm a STAR, baby." - Trent
"It's always about ME with you. ME, ME, ME!" - Gary
"Come on, Petey. I'll give you a kiss if that's what you want." - Gary
"They say that children imitate characters in video games. But I have yet to become a mustached plumber." - Ray
"You know, it used to be brother and sister until it was made illegal. My aunt has four thumbs." - Pinky
"Half a mind is right! Suddenly he realizes!" - Jimmy
OK that's enough, lol!

[DamonEast]

lol, once I was tossing football with Casey, and I heard jocks talking
Damon said: ''Have you ever fought a gorilla?'' :?:
Mandy replied: ''Yeah, I do it all the time.'' :roll:

I rofled from it

[Mike_W]

There are so many funny quotes in this game, here are some I like:
 
 Wade-"I'll rip your tiny little sack off if you don't hand over the wallet right now!"
 Troy(where to begin)-"What do you mean I go both ways"
 Trent-"You're gonna be pissin' blood!"
 Trent(while being swirlied)-"My beautiful hair!"
 Ray-"Come back when you don't suck"
 Tom-"You're di-di-di-di-dead!" HA! I love that one!
 Wade-"Hey jackass, why don't you get bent!"
 Edna-"Ever wonder what the inside of a hotdog looks like?, you're going to find out!"