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Auditory Experiences / Errand request quotes

« on: July 18, 2011, 10:03:49 PM »

First comes the "please help me" dialogue and then the request itself (if the character has any).

Algernon:
- I really really really need some help!
- Come ooon, help me out here! Please?
Beatrice:
- I may need your assistance here.
Bucky:
- I need you to help me out, Jim.
- Listen, it’d be cool if you could do me a favor.
- I want you to spray perfume in the jock’s lockers. Then everyone will think they’re a bunch of girls!
Cornelius:
- Jimmy, can you help with something at all?
- Jimmy, could I possibly ask you to help me?
Donald:
- Will you help me Jimmy? It’s important.
- Um Jimmy, could I ask your help?
Earnest:
- Jimmy, my amigo! I need your aid!
- I require your assistance.
Fatty:
- Could you help me Jimmy? Please?
- Jimmy, I need your help!
Melvin:
- I could really use your help for this!
- I need you to do me this favor.
Thad:
- May I ask you for assistance?
- Perhaps you can help me.

Davis:
- Hey, I’m gonna need your help Hopkins.
- Okay. I need you to help me out.
Ethan:
- Look, I need your help, Jim!
- Jim, you gotta help me out.
Russell:
- Russell need your help.
- You need to help Russell.
Tom:
- I need your help. It’s that simple.
- Okay, I’m gonna need a favor.
Trent:
- Okay, hotshot. Time to help out the Trent-man.
- Listen, you gotta help me on this!
Troy:
- I need your help, Hopkins.
- Hopkins, help me out.
Wade:
- I need your help, Jim, seriously.
- Yo, Jimbo. I got a job only you can get done.

Bif:
- I need you to do me a solid.
- Could you help me out for a sec?
Bryce:
- I have a task for you. See if you’re prep material.
- You want to impress a prep? I’ve got a job for you.
Chad:
- Want a popularity boost? Then help me out.
- Hey. Willing to help out a dear friend?
Derby:
- Hey Jim, I need a ruffian like you.
- I could use you, Jim. How about it?
Gord:
- Hopkins old pal, would you mind helping me out a bit?
- Hopkins, you old chum, Gord needs you to do something for him!
Justin:
- Hopkins, I’m frightfully in need of your help.
- Jimmy, I need you to do me a favor.
- Here! Throw these eggs at someone. Then you’ll be cool.
- Figures this dump would be out of proper paper. Be a good man and fetch me some!
- Go show those paupers what you think of them! Go on!
- Paying you to harass poor people makes me feel good about myself!
- Somebody needs to write some mean-spirited graffiti in New Coventry. Heh, not me obviously. They’d beat me up!
- I bet you can’t beat my swimming record. You just don’t have the poise.
- It’s been awhile since someone egged the girls' dorm. I’d do it myself but I prefer to hire a peon!
Parker:
- Um, Hopkins, I could really use your assistance.
- Hopkins, do you think you might help me out with something?
Pinky:
- Jimmy Hopkins… I need your help.
Tad:
- Jimmy, I could use a friend like you to help me out.
- Jim, I need a man I can trust here.

Hal:
- I really could use your help on this slim.
- I need a favor buddy.
Johnny:
- Hey Jimmy, my man, can you help me out?
- I need your help, kid.
Lefty:
- Jimmy my man, I need your help.
- Dude, can you do something for me?
Lola:
- Listen honey, I need your help.
Lucky:
- Look, I hate to ask but I need your help, man.
- I really need you to help me man.
- Come on, get me some paper or something! Help me out here!
Norton:
- I need you to help me out with this.
- I need this taken care of immediately if not sooner.
Peanut:
- You wanna score some points with me and Johnny?
- Johnny’ll like it if you help me out.
Ricky:
- Jim, I need your help with something.
- I could use a hand, Hopkins.
Vance:
- ‘Eyy! Can you help me with something?
- I need some help, okay big man?
- Hey man, can you get me some TP? It’s a bit of an emergency.
- Bikes is where it’s at. Go send a message to that car driving scum.

Bo:
- Jim, I need a favor from you.
- I’m gonna need your help, Hopkins.
Casey:
- Hey Jimmy! Think you can help me out?
- Jimmy, buddy! I need your help!
- Someone needs to send those preps a message. Tag up their part of town. Can ya do it?
- If you wanna be part of the cool kids, you gotta stuff losers into garbage cans.
- Hey Jimmy! How fast can you stuff losers into lockers?
Damon:
- I need a small favor.
- I could really use your help.
Dan:
- Jimmy, I really need your help with this.
- Hey Jimmy, can you give me a hand with something?
Juri:
- Jimmy, I, uh, need your help.
- Jimmy… you must help me.
Kirby:
- Okay Hopkins, I’m gonna give you a chance to impress me.
- You wanna get on my good side? Help me out.
Luis:
- Hey Jimmy. I need you to do something.
- Hey Jimmy, uh, you think you can do me a favor?
Mandy:
- Hey Jimmy, do you think you can help me with something?
Ted:
- Dude, I need you on the team.

Angie:
- Jimmy, um… *giggles* would you please help me?
Christy:
- Can you help me please? Just like for a second.
- Hey Jimmy, I need to get back to the girls' dorm. Would you please walk me home?
- I need to go back to the motel, but I don’t want to go alone. Would you please walk me there?
- Jimmy, won’t you walk with me awhile?
- I have to go to the store, but I’m bored. Won’t you walk me there?
- Would you be a dear and walk me to the store? That’d be just super.
- I total have to go somewhere, but I don’t want to walk alone. Will you please walk with me?
Constantinos:
- Do you think you could give me a hand?
- It’d be really cool if you could help me.
- I’m sick of those bullies harassing me all the time! I’ll pay you if you beat a bunch of them up.
- You know what would be cool? If you egged the girls' dorm. Come on, do it!
- There’s this girl you see, and I want to put some chocolate in her locker. Will you do it?
- I heard you’re the locker stuffing champion. Wanna prove it?
Eunice:
- I-I need your help, okay?
Gary:
- Jimmy, I’m gonna need a favor.
- Hey James, you gotta help me out!
Gloria:
- Help your fellow Bullworth academia!
- I hear you’re mechanically apt, but I’m not sure I believe it. Care to prove me wrong?
- I’ll get straight to the point: I wish to show my affection to someone by placing a gift in their locker. Can you help?
- I have to run an errand. Would you accompany me and make sure I’m not accosted?
- I need a cavalier to ensure I get to my destination without being bothered. Will you be him?
Gordon:
- Hey! I gotta job for you. Perfect for your type!
- Listen Jimmy, I need a favor and I think you’d be great at getting it done.
Ivan:
- Hey, help a fellow student out here!
- Jimmy, I need your help.
Karen:
- Do you think maybe you’d please help me?
- One of those stupid bullies kidnapped my teddy bear. Will you get it back?
- Help me, I’m lost! Please take me back!
- I have to get something at the nerd store but I’m afraid of the nerds! Will you take me there?
- I’m doing a project at the police station, but I’m not sure where it is. Will you help me?
- Everyone’s putting chocolate in everyone’s locker, and I want to do it too! But I don’t know how to pick the lock. Will you help?
- Is it true you’re the best locker stuffer at the academy? I’m not sure I believe you.
- Why don’t you throw snowballs at everyone? Come on, it’ll convince everyone you’re really tough.
- Someone keeps egging our dorm. I think it’s time someone egged the boys' dorm.
Lance:
- Uh, hey! I got a favor to ask you.
- Hey man. I wanted to see if you’d do something for me.
Melody:
- Would you mind giving me a hand?
- Casey keeps being mean to me! Ooo, I wanna get him. Will you put this sign on his back?
- I’m embarrassed to ask, but I wanna put chocolate in someone’s locker. Will you please do it for me?
- Whenever I go to the library the nerds are mean to me! Will you walk me there and make sure I’m okay?
- There’s a tennis club somewhere near here but I can’t find it. Can you show me where it is?
- I promised Mandy I’d pick her up some new stockings. Will you go with me to the store?
- Will you please get me back to school, PLEASE? I’m scared!
Pedro:
- Can you help me, sir?
- Sir, please help!
- I don’t like rich people! I’ll pay you to wreck Harrington house.
- Someone told me you were afraid to smash up gravestones. Is that true?
- Have you ever been to a sunken pirate ship? I bet there’s something cool out there.
- Bet you there’s a treasure on those islands by the pirate ship. Why don’t you go check it out?
- I told everyone you can beat Casey’s locker stuffing record. You think you can?
- How many kids can you stuff into garbage cans really fast? Not very many, I bet.
Peter:
- Jimmy, I really need your help!
- Jimmy, you gotta help me.
- Help!
- Can you give me a hand?
Ray:
- It would really help me out if you gave me a hand.
- If you could help me with this that would be awesome.
Sheldon:
- Um, excuse me, would you help me, please?
- You’re me friend, right? I need help!
- I wanna throw in the toilet, but I’m afraid to get caught. You’re not afraid of getting caught, are you?
Trevor:
- Hey, question for you, Jimmy.
- If you have a second I could really use your help.

Edward:
- Jimmy, you wanna get on a prefect’s good side?
- Jimmy, wanna serve Bullworth to the fullest?
Karl:
- Right now Hopkins, I need you to do something for me.
- Hopkins, I need your assistance with a certain matter.
Max:
- Hopkins, I require your assistance.
- You have to do something for me, Hopkins.
- Get me some toilet paper! And don’t tell anybody about this!
Seth:
- Hopkins, I need your help.
- Hopkins, you better help me!

Clint:
- Jimmy! Just the guy I need to see.
- You wanna help out a close friend, kid?
Duncan:
- I totally need you to do this favor for me.
- If you do this for me, we’re square.
Edgar:
- I don’t like asking, but I need your help.
- Alright, I need you to do something for me.
Gurney:
- I need you to do something.
- I won’t beat you up for awhile if you help me out.
Jerry:
- Hey kid, can you help me out?
- I actually kind of need your help.
Leon:
- I need you to do something for me, dude.
- Hey buddy, think you can help me out?
Omar
- Jim! You could really help me out here!
- If you do me a solid, I won’t forget it, man!
Otto:
- So, I need your help.
- You’ll help, won’t you?
- If you wanna be cool, you gotta prove it and smash some cars!
- I’m starting a tagging campaign and I want you to help me. You in?
- Those greasers are a bunch of stuck-up idiots. Go egg some of them for me, okay?
- Let’s have some fun with these water balloons. See how many people you can hit with them, okay?
Zoe:
- Jimmy, I need your help!

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Auditory Experiences / Tattoo reaction quotes

« on: July 18, 2011, 09:48:48 PM »

Algernon: Why would you get a tattoo?
Beatrice: Are you trying to make up for the lack of masculinity and brains by getting a tattoo? Because it’s really working.
Bucky: You get any hepatitis with that tattoo?
Cornelius: What a beastly tattoo!
Donald: That tattoo will look great when you’re fifty.
Fatty: Oh. How rebellious of you, Jimmy.
Melvin: Please tell me you didn’t pay for that!
Thad: Look, words from the black death!
* I’m not 100% sure what Thad is saying. Words? Wards?

Davis: That’s a badass tattoo!
Ethan: Whoa! You got a tattoo? Sweet!
Russell: Tattoo make you though, like Russell!
Tom: Whoa! You got a tattoo! Sweet!
Trent: Sweet tattoo! Where ya get that?
Troy: Hey. Like your ink.
Wade: Is that a new tat? Sweet!

Bif: Ooo, a tattoo! How original.
Bryce: Typical pauper tattoo; in poor taste.
Chad: Nice tattoo. How middle-class.
Gord: A tattoo. How very criminal looking.
Justin: Don’t let the townies tattoo you ever again!
Parker: Tattoos are so… so working-class!
Pinky: Tattoos are disgusting!
Tad: That tattoo is going to look real great when you’re fifty, you dink!

Hal: That’s a cool tattoo, bro.
Lefty: Got some kill ink I see.
Lola: I can’t believe you actually got that tattoo.
Lucky: Whoa ho ho! That’s a sweet tattoo!
Norton: Cool tat! My chick's got that same one- I didn’t mean it like that. That tattoo is cool, I swear.
Peanut: Hey, new ink? Wicked.
Ricky: Is that tat real? Whoa, that’s rad!
Vance: Sweeeet tattoo, Jimmy! Rockin’ and rollin’!

Mandy: Tattoos are for social rejects. Perfect for you!
* No other jocks have any audio files that I know of. I fired up my game, got tattooed, and went to see if they had anything to say, but I got nothing. Does anybody else get a response from them?

Angie: My mom says tattoos are for criminals!
Christy: I heard you had a really ugly tattoo. Wow!
Constantinos: You think that tattoo makes you look cool?
Eunice: What is that dirt all over your arm?
Gloria: A drunken Shanghai sailor would love that tattoo!
Gordon: Is that a tattoo or did you spill ink on yourself?
Ivan: Wow. That tattoo would go great with the mustache.
Karen: Tattoos are so lame.
Lance: You do that tattoo yourself?
Melody: Really, a tattoo? Isn’t that a little too nineties? Next you’ll be growing a goatee.
Pedro: That tattoo won’t look good when you’re a grandfather, sir.
Ray: Why would you want that on you for the rest of your life?
Sheldon: Dr. Crabblesnitch says tattoos indicate criminality!
Trevor: That tattoo looks awful!

Clint: Sweet tat, Jimmy!
Duncan: Your ink looks pretty cool!
Gurney: That’s some serious tats!
Jerry: That tattoo is cool! It’s such a real statement about the you-ness of being you!
Leon: Hey! Another killer tattoo, my friend!
Omar: Heeeey, that’s a great tattoo!
Otto: Dude, love the new ink!
Zoe: Man, that’s some bad ink you got there.

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Auditory Experiences / Fire alarm quotes

« on: July 18, 2011, 09:40:38 PM »

Algernon: Is it a real fire? Oh, I’m scared!
Beatrice: Let us get down on the ground! There’s more oxygen down there!
Bucky: Great! Someone pulled the fire alarm to get out of that stinkin’ test again!
Cornelius: Ah! Fire! Everybody proceed to the nearest fire exits!
Donald: The fire alarm? How ingenious.
Earnest: Why does this always happen when I’m working on something interesting?
Fatty: Yeah, snack break!
Melvin: Not again!
Thad: Fire! We must escape the flames!

Davis: Fire! Fire! No more school! Wooo!
Ethan: Holy crap! A fire! A fire!
Russell: Gruh? Who make noise?
Tom: Screw classes, whoever pulled that is my hero! Yeah!
Trent: Music to my ears!
Troy: The terrorists are here!
Wade: Yeah, fire alarm! No class!

Bif: Saved by the bell!
Bryce: The scummy masses are rioting!
Chad: Great. Another sweaty crowded cattle call.
Derby: Which immature ninny did it this time?
Gord: Another alarm? How tedious.
Justin: Oh good, a diversion.
Parker: I’m sure it’s another fake.
Pinky: Why does it have to be so loud?
Tad: Oh, darn!

Hal: Great! I could use a smoke.
Johnny: Guess I better go outside.
Lefty: Wasn’t me.
Lola: I bet you it isn’t even a real fire. How boring.
Lucky: Whoa! Fire! Fire!
Norton: Look’s like this is my chance to make a break for it.
Peanut: Johnny, a fire!
Ricky: Hahaha! Fire! Fire! I wonder who pulled it this time?
Vance: Smoke break!

Bo: What the heck!
Casey: I hope the school burns down!
Damon: Awesome!
Dan: Damn it! Not again!
Juri: What is that sound?
Kirby: Cool, a fire!
Luis: Haha, fire alarm.
Mandy: Is this school like, really on fire?
Ted: Hut, hut! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let‘s go!

Angie: Why do they always do this?
Christy: I heard somebody was planning on setting off the alarm.
Constantinos: Who set that alarm off?
Eunice: Aaaah! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Gary: I hope someone is burning!
Gloria: My goodness! A spontaneous combustion!
Gordon: Yeah, haha! Hi-five for whoever pulled that!
Ivan: Ugh, someone hit the snooze button.
Karen: I don’t mind a little break.
Lance: Who’s trying to be cool? Who pulled that crap? … oh well, guess it got me out of a test.
Melody: Could we go a month without some juvenile prank, please?
Pedro: Fire! Mama, fire!
Pete: I hope it’s a real fire. We can go home.
Ray: Oh my! A fire!
Sheldon: Someone pulled the fire alarm!
Trevor: If you keep doing this we are never going to react if there’s a real fire!

Clint: Haha! FIRE!
Duncan: Woo! Fire! Woo!
Edgar: We're all gonna die!
Gurney: Wow, that wasn’t me!
Jerry: Crap, I’m deaf.
Leon: Finally, something happens.
Omar: Sounds like a party!
Otto: Time to run!
Zoe: Wasn’t me!

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Auditory Experiences / Swirlie quotes (pre-dunk and post-dunk)

« on: July 18, 2011, 09:35:06 PM »

Much love to Red Blaster, who did all of these amazing quotes.

(Name)
(3 pre-dunk)
(3 post-dunk)

Algie:
- PLEASE DON'T! I'M AFRAID OF GERMS...!
- Please no!! I'll have nightmares!
- Oh god! Please do not put my head in there!
- *Cries* That was...MEEAAN!! *Cries*
- You've scarred me for life...you know that?! *Cries*
- As if I wasn't scared enough of toilets already...*Cries*

Bif:
- Please! NO! There's still a turd in there!
- STOP IT! I give up!!
- I'll give you anything you want...please don't put my head in there!
- I think that toilet needs to be cleaned.
- That wasn't at ALL refreshing...
- I thought when I got big this wouldn't happen anymore...

Bo:
- Wait...wait, wait, I'll get you anything you want! Money, women, anything!
- Don't do this, you'll regret it!
- I'M WARNING YOU!
- Why did I come to this stinkin' school, I just wanna be QB, that's all!
- Damn it all to hell! I feel like a piece of dirt right now...
- I can't believe this! I thought I was cool...

Bryce:
- LET GO YOU DIRTY BEGGAR!
- Get your indigent hands off me!
- You can't do this, I'm a prep!
- Ughh, now they're gonna call me the poophead prep.
- Ohh, the others are going to ostracize me now.
- Ohh, they'll never let me in the Harrington House again.

Bucky:
- Oh, no! Please! NO! AAAAAARRRGGHH!!
- NOT TODAAAYY! Pleeasse, show mercyyyy...
- This isn't right! Why do you always pick on the neeeerrds?!
- WHY...ME?! Ohh, god, I hate this school!
- OF COURSE this happened to me...Jeez Louise...
- Lordy loo, what did I do to deserve this!

Casey:
- No man! Don't do it!
- COME ON, BUDDY!
- You do this and I'm gonna KILL you!
- You're brutal...!
- That tasted AWFUL.
- I already washed my face today.

Chad:
- You expect me...to go down THERE?!
- Is it too late for a bribe?
- I don't do toilets, okay?
- PLEASE! Don't tell anyone about this.
- Pft...Cold! I feel so cold!
- So many germs...all over my epidermis.

Clint:
- WAIT! Let's talk about this...
- No WAY my head's goin' in there...!
- Are you NUTS?!
- *Sniff* *Stutter* I got pee up my nose!
- I think I got something in my mouth...
- I'm...I'm...speechless...

Constantinos:
- I know life sucks but don't take it out on me!
- I really, really hate you!
- This is really going to improve your life?!
- AS USUAL, I get picked on.
- They could've flushed it first...
- I got something in my ear...

Cornelius:
- NO! NO! I'll do anything!
- NONONO please NOOOO!
- No! Please! Not in the toilet! Please! No, don't!
- Eww, that was so unhygienic, think of all the possible infections, I'm gonna die...
- I can feel the nasty bacteria seeping in through my skin...
- *Sob* I want my mommy...

Damon:
- PLEASE! Noo! I'm allergic to other people's poop! *The way he says 'poop' is hilarious.*
- Come on, man, don't do this!
- Maybe you can use a different toilet, this one looks FILTHY!
- I'm surprised my head fit in there.
- You're gonna wish you never did that to me...
- I think I lost a contact!

Dan:
- Don't you freakin' dare, man!
- Just don't do it, okay?!
- You CAN'T do this to me!
- Well...that hasn't happened for a few years...
- Aww, that was so disgusting.
- I can't believe that just happened to me...

Davis:
- NONONONOO!
- PLEAAASE! NOO!
- STOP, STOP IT!
- I'm the tormentor...how could I let this happen to myself?
- I will never...ever let this happen to me AGAIN...
- Oh, one day I'll get you Jimmy...ONE DAY!

Donald:
- DON'T! NOT THE PAN!
- I'm allergic to toilet water...
- Please let me go! PLEASE!
- I should have my stomach pumped...
- That's revolting...
- I think I might've swallowed something...

Duncan:
- DON'T DO THIS! I cut myself shaving, and the wound could get infected!
- Please don't, I can't swim! Please!
- Oh god, no! NO!
- Aww, I'm definitely gonna get a cold or something...UGH!
- Uhh, eh...*gurgle**cough* it's awful...
- Uh...*gurgle**cough* at least I got a bath today. *The way he gurgles and coughs in both quotes is funny*

Ethan:
- WAIT! I-I SAID WAIT!
- What do you want?! Anything! ANYTHING!
- This is not sanitary! Please! PLEEAASSE!
- Aaargh! This is what I've become?!
- They don't teach you about THIS in the dojo...!
- I can suck it up...*whimper* for now...

Fatty:
- PLEAASSE! It's dark down there!
- The horror! THE HORROR!
- I already washed my face today, PLEASE!
- I can't complain...the water tasted like lemonade.
- The bitter...wet taste of humiliation.
- Oh, Fatty! What've you gotten yourself into?

Gord:
- My daddy will destroy your daddy if you DON'T LET ME GO!
- Please, please, please DON'T MAKE ME BEG!
- Please don't, I'm wearing a VERY expensive shirt...
- Why did this have to happen to me...?
- I got toilet water on my aquaberry sweater...
- WHY did they let brutes like him in...?

Gordon (I love bullying him):
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?!
- I'll do anything! Just don't do it! DON'T DO IT!
- I'll tutor you...give you bike lessons...whatever! Just don't do it! NOOO!
- AAAAAAAAH! I'm gonna have to shave my head now...
- Aaaargh! I'm gonna need some disinfectant anti-bacterial soap and some chewing gum...
- Aahh, this is sooo humiliating, ugh....

Gurney:
- Don't do it! I'll do anything!
- Stop it! You'll regret it!
- How much do you want?!
- Oh...I'm a loser!
- Who am I?!
- I'm done...*sob*

Hal:
- (Crying) I swear I've learned my lesson...please...don't do this...!
- Oh god, I think the toilet is clogged!
- Please, man, DON'T DO IT!
- I smell like POOP.
- Ugh, I think the toilet was clogged.
- I don't think I'll EVER feel clean again.

Ivan:
- Great porcelain spirit, forgive his sins...
- Wait! Let me hold my breath!
- Hey wait! It's dark down there...
- At least the water was fresh...
- There goes the last shred of my dignity.
- Please...don't PEE on me.

Jerry:
- NO! PLEASE!
- It wasn't me, you've got the wrong guy!
- You can't do this to me! My IQ's over 200!
- Ever since my pop left...everything's gone wrong.
- Only the smartest kids get swirlied...
- *Cries* Now I smell like piss...

Juri:
- Ah-ah-ah...I'm allergic to toilet water!
- Ah...Ah...nonono! I'm not on the swim team!
- PLEASE DON'T! I'll do ANYTHING...! (overused line)
- This is disgusting...*Cries*
- What kind of sick pervert are you?!
- My shirt got all wet too?! *Cries*

Justin:
- Are the greasers putting you up to this?!
- Come on, Hopkins, don't do this to me!
- (Crying) I'm sorry for all the things I ever did...please let me go...
- You enjoyed that way too much!
- God I feel sick!
- Actually, I think that might be good for my skin...

Kirby:
- BUT I'M NUMBER TWO ON THE TEAM! I'M NUMBER TWO!
- The guys are gonna destroy you for this!
- YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE, LOSER!
- How could this have happened...?
- But I was number two on the team...
- I can't let anyone see me like this...

Lance:
- Oh...here we go!
- This is going to be horrid...
- You-are-so-primitive.
- Awww...the toils of Bullworth.
- Well...this is my fate, I suppose.
- My parents would be appalled.

Lefty:
- Get offa' me you sicko!
- You are sick!
- Come on, man, you gonna ruin my hair!
- Aargh! I got (?) my pomade all clumped up!
- Ew! I got grease in my eye!
- That totally ruined my hair, jerk!!

Leon:
- Oh, no! That's too disgusting! Even for you!
- You wouldn't! YOU WOULD'NT!
- You're so dead, man! DEAD!
- Oh my god! At least my life can't hit a lower point.
- Oh my god! Things can only get better from here.
- Oh my god! That's not at all what I wanted to happen today.

Lucky:
- No! NO! NO! NOOOO!
- NOT THE HAIR!
- Don't do this! COME ON! Please!
- I've gotta do something about this...
- I feel...like such...a sucker.
- This...is not...over.

Luis:
- STOP IT! STOOOOOOP IT! STOP!
- COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF!
- You don't wanna do this, PLEASE!
- Just kill me...somebody.
- I'm sooo done.
- So humiliating.

Melvin:
- PLEAAAASE! DON'T DO THIS!
- Whatever I own, you can have it, just DON'T...DO THIS!
- Oh my god! I HOPE THAT'S A CANDY BAR!
- Uggh...it's salty!
- YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!
- Ughh...that was disgusting...!

Norton:
- DON'T DO THIS MAN!
- I'll give you anything you want, m-my jacket, my bike, my chick...!
- There's something in there, PLEASE DON'T!
- Lesson learned, message received, I won't mess with you anymore...
- Please close the door on your way out, I don't want anybody to see me like this...
- I smell like pee

Omar:
- You're gonna be sorry if you do this!
- Oh! C'mon! Don't! I ate sloppy joes last night!
- Get offa' me!!
- Pagh, *Muffled gibberish* GOD TITS, NOT THE...*End muffled gibberish*...THIS TOWN SUCKS!!
- Awgh! Egh! I AM SOOO GONNA GET REVENGE!
- Yugh! Ugh! This means war...

Otto:
- NO! LISTEN! I'll do anything!
- GET OFF ME! Just get off me, okay?!
- I HATE YOU!
- I gotta get out of here...
- That sucks so much...
- What're you lookin' at?! You want me to do it to you?

Parker:
- CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT IT?!
- Pleeease, don't do this!
- Please don't, I-I might catch something!
- Please don't tell anyone you did this...
- I feel awful...

Peanut:
- Johnny! JOHNNY!
- Get off me you big bully!
- Pick on someone your own size...!
- Ughh...ug-Johnny! Lola...!
- Not faairr!
- Pick on someone your own size...never...never...

Pedro:
- Oh, come on, I just ate!
- But I'm not thirsty!
- Please, find someone ELSE!
- Mama...help meee...
- Why don't they just DROWN me...
- Mmm...that doesn't taste that bad actually...

Ray:
- YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS! We're friends...!
- PLEASE! I just brushed my teeth!
- Oh god, that smells...!
- This feels so disgusting...
- I hope that smell is from my pants...
- Yup...that's what I thought it would taste like...ughhhh....

Ricky:
- No wait! Not again! NO WAY!
- Don't do it! You'll regret this! SOMEDAY you will!
- This isn't right...don't flush it! I'll fix your bike, come on!
- I hate this school...I hate toilets!
- I think Vance just let one go in there...UGH, I just tasted VANCE?!!
- Friggin' figures...nothing goes right...no one ever takes me seriously, DAMN IT!

Russell:
- RUSSELL SCARED OF DARK PLACES!
- RUSSELL CAN'T GET WATER IN EAR!
- NOO! IT SMELLS LIKE BUTT DOWN THERE!
- Russell...feel so alone...
- Russell...feel like little girl...
- This is worst day...of Russell's life... *His voice is quivering in all the post-dunk quotes. He's also the only leader with dunk quotes*

Sheldon:
- GOSH, Jimmy, can't we just talk about this?!
- Ms. Danvers says toilets are unsanitary!
- Okay Jimmy, very funny, now PLEASE let me go...
- That didn't taste very good...
- I don't think I'll tell anyone about this...
- I can't wait until I'M big enough to do this to someone...

Tad:
- NOO! It smells!
- Stop! Stop or I'll drown!
- You'll KILL me down there!
- Look Dad! I go potty! I GO POTTY!
- But I'm trained now! I don't...need a diaper...
- Take the diaper off my head, Daddy...

Thad:
- OOOOHHH, PLEATHE DON'T!
- STOP IT! THITH ITH DISGUTHTING!
- ANYTHING BUT THE THWIRLIE!
- *Cries* Thith ith tho embarathing...*Sob*
- How could I thow my fathe again?
- *Cries* How much sharper than a therpent's tooth... *Cries*

Tom:
- Who told you to do this to me?! Huh?! HUH?!
- I HATE TOILETS! DON'T DO THIS!
- You're making a HUUUGE mistake! I'm not the one you want!
- You owe me now...'cause I let you do that so you'd look cool...you know?
- Remember this day...'cause someday this day is gonna make your day end badly.
- Stupid toilets...if they weren't here, this never would'a happened.

Trent:
- AAAH! IT'S DARK DOWN THERE!
- I got play practice in five minutes, STOOOP!!
- Watch the hair! THE HAIR!!
- My beautiful hair...!
- I'm gonna be a star...*Sniff* you'll see!
- DORKWAD! *Sniff*

Trevor:
- OHMYGOD, STOP IT, WHAT IS THAT IN THERE?!
- PLEASE! I LEARNED MY LESSON! STOOOOP!!
- IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS...JUST FLUSH FIRST!!
- I hate it when this happens...
- Now I have to take a shower...!
- I don't even know what was in there...ew...!

Troy:
- YOU BETTER NOT!
- I'm gonna get you for this!
- You are really making me sore!
- I can't let Russell smell me like this...
- So that's what a turd...tastes like.

Vance:
- WAIT! MY HAIR!
- IT STINKS DOWN THERE!
- This is gonna wreck my follicles!
- *Cries* My hair! *Cries*
- Aww *Sob* Now my hair smells like DOODIE! *Sob*
- Euugh! I got pee in my ears...

Wade:
- NO! NOOOOOOOO!
- DON'T DO IT! I'LL GET YOU BACK! NOOOOOO!
- Stop it, all right?! I'll do whatever you want!
- (Crying) That was disgusting....
- Aww, man...now everyone's gonna think I'm a loser...
- This is bull, man! Friggin' wimps...! Jeez...

Girls:
(Name)
(Two pre-dunk)
(One post-dunk)

Angie:
- YOU. CAN'T. DO. THAAAAT!!!
- *Cries*
- *Cough* I HATE YOU!! *Cough*

Beatrice:
- This is inhumane! Use an animal to do this! (All the more reason to swirlie you, bitch)
- My glasses...can I take my glasses off, PLEAASE?!
- I should get my head sanitized before I become ill...

Christy:
- WAIT!!!
- Wait! I'll tell you anything you wanna know!
- I HATE my life! I wanna move...

Eunice:
- NOOO! NOOO! DO NOT DO THIS!
- If you do this, I swear you'll regret it!
- Oh...people are so cruel...I hate all of them...I hate them!

Gloria:
- I'm not a student...OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!
- NO!!! Please!!! The shame is inseparable!
- There's...a LESSON...in such torment...*Cry*

Karen:
- Oh PLEASE!! PLEASE, PLEASE...!!
- NONONONONONONOOO!!
- *Cry* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! *Cry*

Lola:
- Come on! Please don't!
- Johnny's gonna kill you!
- Why'd you do that to me?!

Mandy:
- OMGOMGOMG...!!
- PLEASE, PLEASE...PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!!
- OH MY GOOD, I HOPE YOU DIE!!

Melody:
- PLEASE! DON'T! I'll do anything you want!!
- *Sob* DON'T! THIS IS SO GROSS!
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Pinky:
*No pre-dunk quotes*
- You're a sick...evil...psycho...creep...

Zoe:
- You're not gonna break me!!
- WOULD YOU GET ON WITH IT?!
- Yeah, okay...you happy now?!

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Auditory Experiences / Money demand quotes

« on: July 18, 2011, 09:29:06 PM »

Kudos to Mike_W for doing a majority of the bullies' quotes, as well as a quote from Ricky, Peanut, and Vance.

Trent: "You're parents are loaded, right?"
Trent: "Your pockets, empty them!"
Trent: "A little late on your protection payment, Hopkins."
Wade: "If you don't hand over your money right now, I'll rip your friggin' ears off!"
Wade: "I'll rip your tiny little sack off if you don't hand over your wallet right now!"
Wade: "Alright Jimbo, give me your cash-before I get mad!"
Tom: "Just hand it over man, I'm not in the mood."
Troy: "Give me your lunch money or get creamed."
Ethan: "Fists, or cash-which do you prefer?"
Ethan: "I'll give 'til 3, and then a tiger bite!"
Ethan: "Make it easy on yourself and just hand it over!"
Peanut: "I know you got some change for me in those rich pockets of yours."
Vance: "Pay up pip-squeak!"

Davis:
- Give me the money, Jim. No games!
- You know what I want. Hand it over and no problems.
- You don’t pay and you’ll be limping for a month!
Russell:
- You. Cash. NOW!
- Your money! All of it!
- Time to pay your Russell tax!
Tom:
- Gimme your money, or I take a whole lot more, kid!
- You got cash, I need cash. Don’t make it hard.
Troy:
- You better drop your change into my hand.
- I want your lunch money, or I’m gonna hit you so hard!

Bif:
- Pay up, punk.
- Gimme your lunch money or I’ll break your face!
- I’m either gonna eat lunch, or kick your ass. You decide which one I do.
Bryce:
- Give it, or else daily beatings from the preps!
- Pay me or I’ll make Bullworth hell for you!
- The preps demand tribute, plebeian.
Chad:
- The rich keep getting richer, Jimmy. Give it up.
- Basic economics, Jimmy. You supply to my demand.
- Greed is good, Jimmy. Hand it over.
Gord:
- You do want to contribute to the Harrington House fund, don’t you Hopkins?
- You’ll help me buy a new Aquaberry sweater, won’t you?
- I’ll make it simple for you: pay, or get hurt!
Justin:
- Hopkins, you better hand over some cash.
- You have to support your betters, Hopkins. Pay up.
- You better support the Harrington foundation. Cash only.
Parker:
- I’m... collecting for the Harrington House fund!
- Pay or suffer. Your choice.
- Time to pay the friendship fee!
Tad:
- Come on Jimmy, your buddies told me you’re loaded.
- I know you’ve got some greenbacks in there for me.
- Don’t make me shake all of that change out of your pockets, Jim.

Hal:
- I’m hungry. Give me some money!
- What are you doing walking around with cash when I need some?
- Do you think this fantastic body just happened? No. I had to eat. A lot. So give me a lot of money!
Lefty:
- Time for the friendship fee Hopkins.
- Protection money, or a beating. Your choice.
- Yo, alright. Pay up, Hopkins.
* Not sure if that’s “yo” or “you‘re.”
Lucky:
- Give me your money or you don’t go home this summer.
- Okay. You gimme the cash and you live.
- You wanna bleed? If not, pay up.
Norton:
- I’m takin’ the old lady out and you’re buying.
- Fork over the cash, jerk.
- This is like a money pyramid, only I take all your money and I may or may not beat you.
Peanut:
- Listen. You’re gonna give me your money whether you like it or not.
- You don’t want me to go hungry, do ya?
Ricky:
- Jimbo! I could use a little cash flow. I guess I can always get Johnny after you if you can’t help me out.
- Jimmy, Jimmy Hop! Hand over your cash before every greaser around lays you out!
Vance:
- I need some hairspray! Pay up!
- Greenbacks. Now!

Bo:
- You give me your cash and you keep your teeth, Hopkins!
- Gimme the money or you’ll lose a whole lot more than your lunch.
- You wanna make it to your graduating class? Then you better pay up.
Casey:
- You’re gonna help me buy lunch.
- Pay up buddy.
- Hey buddy. Give me some money!
Damon:
- It’s my birthday, punk! Where’s my present?
- A growing boy needs his food. Where’s my money?
- You know everything you own is mine.
Dan:
- Look. Just give me some cash and I won’t have to destroy your face.
- So Hopkins, if you wanna survive at this school you better hand over some bucks.
- Gimme all your money or I’ll kick your ass!
Juri:
- You there, little Jimmy girl! Give me money!
- Pay me or suffer!
- You are weak so you must pay me.
Kirby:
- You better keep my fist from closing with cash.
- Your money keeps the pound cake away.
- I want all the cash you’ve got in those deep pockets, loser.
Luis:
- You are gonna pay up.
- I need money. Now.
- Jimmy. Pay up or suffer.

Clint:
- Time to get taxed, moneybags!
- I know rich kids like you got plenty of cash!
- I except bribes, punk! Big ones!
Duncan:
- Give me all your money, short stack.
- Guess who’s buying lunch today!
- Jimmy, gimme all your cash before I beat you like you stole my money!
Gurney:
- Gimme what you got!
- I’m gonna keep punching till you give me all your money!
- Gimme the money so I don’t have to finish you!
Jerry:
- Gimme your money, you school pupil boy.
- Pay up or get beaten up. You choose.
- Kid, give me your money right now.
Leon:
- Cough up the cash. Now.
- Money. Now.
- Gimme the money, or get pummeled.
Omar
- I know you got change, and I want it!
- Gimme the money and I won’t beat you as much!
- I can hit you softer. If you give me your change!
Otto:
- Give me all your money!
- Dollars. Now. Give them to me!
- Either you give me your money or I take it from you.

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Auditory Experiences / Food fight quotes

« on: July 18, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »

Algernon: Oh! This’ll be fun!
Beatrice: No mercy for you!
Bucky: Hahaha! Food fight!
Cornelius: If you cannot desist from throwing your comestibles at me, I shall be forced to retaliate!
Donald: I guess I should participate.
Fatty: What a waste of tasty morsels! Oh well!
Melvin: FOOD FIGHT!
Thad: Two can play at this game!

Davis: Hahaha! Incoming!
Ethan: Haha! I’m getting in on this!
Russell: FOOD FIIIIIGHT!
Tom: Why does everyone pick on me?! That’s it! You’re all dead!
Trent: I was waiting for this moment!
Troy: Alright! Party time!
Wade: Hahaha! FOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!

Bif: You wanna go?! Feel the force of shepherd’s pie, bitches!
Bryce: You ruined my couture! That does it!
Chad: Oh, you want to get dirty? Let’s get dirty.
Gord: Think of the starving children! … Food fight!
Justin: This food is only fit for throwing!
Parker: Food fight!
Pinky: FOOD FIGHT!
Tad: Soup’s on, you losers!

Hal: Oh yeah, well take this!
Lefty: Yeah, food fight!
Lola: Oh yeah? We’ll see about that!
Lucky: Haha, it’s over. Pass the french-fries!
Norton: FOOD FIIIIGHT!
Peanut: I’ll give you some fast food, you jerks!
Ricky: That’s it, this is ON! You wanna mess with Ricky? You got it!
Vance: You got food in my hair!

Bo: Now you’re all dead! Food fight!
Casey: FOOD FIGHT!
Damon: Eat hot lunch!
Dan: Right, that does it! Here goes!
Juri: Ahahaha, maggot! Food fight!
Kirby: Okay, you want action? Fine!
Luis: This food is crap anyways!
Mandy: Bullworth food fight, let’s go!

Angie: Whooo! Better than eating this food anyway!
Christy: Game on!
Constantinos: Well, I can’t eat it now!
Eunice: Don’t waste all that food! Ah, screw it. Fight, fight.
Gloria: I’ve been baptized by battle! Take that!
Gordon: I’m gonna have my revenge! Eat this!
Ivan: You wanna go to war?
Karen: Come on! Food fight!
Lance: Aw, that’s it, screw restrain. Food fight!
Melody: You ruined my sweater! Take this, jerk!
Pedro: I like food fights!
Ray: Nobody’s getting out of here alive!
Sheldon: Is it allowed to have food fights?
Trevor: Here, take that!

Zoe: Someone’s hungry, huh?!

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Auditory Experiences / Re: Grossed-out Quotes

« on: July 18, 2011, 09:15:55 PM »

Kudos to Red Blaster for the adult dialogue.

Algernon: Oh, yucky! Grossness!
Beatrice:
- Ewww…
- How disgusting!
Bucky: EWWWWW!
Cornelius: Awww, gross!
Donald: Sick, sick, sick!
Fatty: Aw, I lost my appetite!
Melvin: What a disgrace!
Thad: That’s horrendous!

Davis: Okay, so we have a sicko on our hands?
Ethan: Oh my…! *coughs*
Tom: That is so…! Ugh, gross!
Trent: Aw, gross!
Troy: That’s sick!
Wade: That is frickin’ disgusting man! Totally nasty!

Bif: Savages!
Bryce: That is simply appalling!
Chad: Absolutely revolting.
Gord: How despicable.
Justin: Ugh. How low class!
Parker: That’s revolting!
Pinky:
- That is unbelievably disgusting!
- Oh no! How gross!
Tad: That is so beneath me.

Hal: That makes me wanna puke.
Lefty: Damn, that’s sick!
Lola:
-That’s disgusting!
- Ugh.
Lucky: Aw, damn! What the hell!
Norton: What a disgrace!
Peanut: Ugh, to much information.
Ricky: Aw man, that’s nasty, man! Aww…
Vance: Ugh…! I’m never gonna forget that!

Bo: Ugh, god, that’s just wrong!
Casey: Dude! That’s disgusting!
Damon: Pathetic.
Dan: Aw, that’s gross!
Juri: That is unnatural! Yuck!
Kirby: Aw, dude…
Luis: Yuck! What is that!
Mandy:
- YUCK! Like, sicky yuck!
- That’s like, totally grody!

Angie:
- Ooh, yuck!
- Ewwww!
Christy: That’s sick! I’m gonna tell everybody!
Constantinos: Ooooh, that’s even worse than usual!
Eunice:
- That’s …! Oooh, that’s sick!
- Ugh, my god! It’s so disgusting!
Gloria:
- Banality, the mother of disgust!
- What a base and foul thing!
Gordon: Ooooh, that’s nasty!
Ivan: Great. I feel my food coming up.
Karen:
- Ewwww!
- Oh, yuck!
Lance: Now look at that. That’s what is wrong with this world!
Melody:
- Okay! Ugh!
- That is so gross!
Pedro: Oh, mama no!
Ray: That is so disturbing!
Sheldon: That’s just grody!
Trevor: That’s appalling

Edward: Ooooh, that should be illegal!
Karl: That is a disgrace to the good name of Bullworth Academy!
Max: Disgusting!
Seth: How disgusting! Someone should be trashed for this!

Clint: Aw, what the…!
Duncan: Aw, that is so wrong.
Gurney: Oh, nasty!
Jerry: That’s really disgusting.
Leon: Aw, that’s just sick!
Omar: Ugh, so disgusting!
Otto: That’s sick!
Zoe:
- Aw man! That’s wrong!
- Ew… that’s awful!

- Abby: Eurrgghh, WHAT A DISGRACE!
- Bambillo: That is HORRIBLE!
- Bethany: Oh, that is just horrible! DISGUSTING!
- Betty: Ugh! Even I think that is NASTY!
- Breckindale: That's truly awful!
- Bubas: What's this world coming to? Just LOOK at that!
- Buckingham: Awww, yuck. THAT'S DISGUSTING!
- Bum Santa: And I thought my toenails were disgusting.
- Burton: Aaaoh! That's a disgrace!
- Carmichael: Oh, that's simply disgusting!
- Carvin: I feel sick!
- Castillo: That's just wrong...PLAIN wrong!
- Chuck: What the hell? That's so GROSS!
- Danvers: Ohh myy...
- Denny: I can't unsee that!
- Doolin: Now...what in all creation is that?!
- Edna: Hooly cowwww!!
- Fenwick: Ooooohh! That's...Oh noooo...*Cough*
- Floyd: GOD! That is freakin'...weird, man.
- Galloway: III WISH I hadn't seen that!
- Gregory: Now that DOES IT! Disgusting!
- Handy: That's NOT very nice!
- Hattrick: That's repellent!
- Huntingdon: I don't understand how this is possible! It shouldn't be this way!
- Isaacs: Frankly, it's DISGUSTING!
- Ivanovich: Agh, that's VILE!
- Johnson: What the hell is that?! Ugh, that's horrid!
- Kopke: Ah! I think I'm gonna Ralph! *Ralph is another word for vomit*
- Krakauer: Heaven'Stabetsy!
- Lisburn: Agghhh! Christ Aww'mighteh!* This is wroong!...Just wrong! *This is to emulate the Southern accent*
- Luntz: That is more disgusting than the students!
- Maria: I did NOT need to see that.
- Martin: *Ah, if only I could find his files...and getting someone to puke in front of him won't be easy*
- Matthews: That is disgustingly fascinating.
- McInnis: That is just revolting! That ain't natural!
- McRae: How unpleasant!
- Mihailovich: This is allowed in AMERICA?!
- Monson: THOSE PUNKS!
- Moratti: So disgusting! -Inaudible Italian- Que putso (?)! *I most likely misspelled it, but I don't know Italian, so...*
- Morrison: WHAT?! That's AWFUL!
- Mr. Gordon: That-is-just-VILE!
- Peters: Now that's disgusting.
- Nate: Ohhhh, that's sick!
- Neil: That's revolting!
- Nicky: Whooooweee! I've seen lugly but that is lugly.
- Oh: Euughhh! That is disgusting!
- O'Rourke: EEUUUGGHH!!!
- Osbourne: That sucks eggs!
- Peabody: This is unbearable!
- Phillips: Absolutely rePULSIVE!
- Ramirez: Que es eso that's awful!
- Rushinski: Oh Puh-leaaasse!
- Salvatore: Aww, that's just sick!
- Slawter: Oh, my! How unfortunate.
- Smith: That's gotta be one of the worst things I've seen in ALL MY YEARS!
- Stan: How's that even cool? It's just NASTY maan!
- Sullivan: That's...disturbing.
- Svenson: I just can't believe my eyes! That is repulsive!
- Theo: What in the goddamn son of Sam Tarnation is that?!
- Tobias: Now that's a high falootin' shame!
- Watts: Awful! Just, awful!
- Wiggins: Yee, gods!
- Williams: Oh my god! That is atrocious!
- Zach: That's...repellent!

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Auditory Experiences / Re: Grooming quotes?

« on: July 18, 2011, 09:14:18 PM »

Kudos to Red Blaster for doing the quotes said by the greasers and preppies, as well as Ivan.

Norton:
- Heyyy!
- I think I still have some of that preppy's blood on me.
Hal:
- You're a handsome stallion aren't ya?
- Lookin' good.
Lucky:
- Lookin' good.
- Still got it, pal.
Peanut:
- Oh yeah! Lola, honey, come to daddy!
- (Mimicking Lola's voice) Ohhh! Laaarry. I can't resist you. You're the best!
Ricky:
- Looking good, Rick. I don't know why she ever left you.
- Just gotta grease the hair, and I am looking SLICK.
Lefty:
- Awesome hair dude, just...awesome.
- How could any chick say no to that?
Vance:
- Vance...how can one guy be so hot?
- Ladies...the make-out master has arrived.
Lola:
- You're beautiful, Lola.
- Eat-your-heart out, boys.

Bif:
- Money, looks...what more could anyone need?
- I'd do me.
Bryce:
- You have to look like money to have money.
- You have to hide your inner loser, Bryce.
Chad:
- Chad! You are delicious!
- This nose job was the best thing I've ever done.
Gord:
- You're DEFINITELY the best dressed, Gord.
- I guess good breeding does show...how nice.
Justin:
- Pleasingly Grecian.
- Damn...I'm handsome.
Parker:
- I'll get a date...I know I will.
- It's not too crooked, is it?
Pinky:
- We look nothing alike...I'm sure!
- Is that a zit?! It better not be a zit!
Tad:
- Let me see...who am I taking down today?
- Okay...Derby wants me to give who the runaround today?

Beatrice:
- One day you are going to be beautiful. Medical technologies are advancing rapidly.
- I want to be a doctor so I can help sick people get better and ugly people happier.
Bucky: A little geek sheet never hurt nobody.
Donald: Maybe one day I’ll grow a beard.
Melvin: Oooh, who’s that sexy man?

Davis:
- Yeah, you look good!
- Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.
Ethan:
- Slick! And slick!
- Wow… now that’s class!
Russell:
- Why does comb always break?
- Maybe Russell need moisturizer.
Tom:
- I know what the deal is. I know why they all stare at me, but I can’t let them know I know. No.
- Stupid mirror! This mirror is bent or something! It makes me look like I’m sad, which I’m obviously not.
Trent:
- You’re a star. You’re a star. You’re a star.
- Girls, they looove meee!
Troy:
- My muscles are so hot!
- I feel so pumped up right now!
Wade:
- Lookin’ pretty fly!
- Chicks will dig this look! Man, I’m hot!

Bo:
- Yeah, you know you got it!
- Mm, mm!
Casey:
- I gotta hit the gym again.
- I’ll get some. Yeah, I’ll get some!
Damon:
- I wanna see what everyone sees in Ted. “Look at me, I’m magnificent!”
- I really am a handsome man!
Dan:
- Hm. I need some more work on the shoulders.
- Aw man, I got a zit right on my chin!
Juri:
- I think my chest is bigger!
- Ooh, you are so strong and manly!
Kirby:
- K is for clean, I is for irresistible, R is for…
- Excellent, no new pimples.
Luis:
- Those muscles are rock hard man.
- (imitating female voice) “Oooh Luis, those are the hardest muscles I ever saw!”
Mandy:
- God, I am so hot.
- Eat your heart out, boys!

Angie:
- Should I dye my hair?
- Why doesn't he notice me?
Christy:
- I wonder if washing your face makes you wrinkle.
- I’m so young and full of hope.
Constantinos:
- Almost touching again. Time for the tweezers.
- I’m miserable!
Eunice:
- You just gotta get that cowlick down.
- I look… ! Okay. Ugh. Who am I kidding, I look so stupid.
Gloria:
- I think I look fairly tidy and meticulous now!
- A proper academia must look the part.
Gordon:
- Just two more hairs and it’ll be perfect!
- Check that out! Getting some badass moustache hairs. Yeah!
Ivan:
- I got bags under my bags.
- I need more sleep.
Karen:
- I must have grown another inch.
- I don’t know why I bother.
Lance:
- You gotta grow a mean ass goatee! Yeah! That’d set the ladies off!
- Maybe I should grow a flattop. It’s so out, it’s cool!
Melody: I wish they’d grow faster.
- What’s the point? He doesn’t like me.
Pedro: How does this work again?
- Okay, how do I do this?
Ray:
- People like me. People like me. If I believe it, it will come true.
- *sigh* What are you going to do?
Sheldon:
- I don’t look like a weasel…
- Do I really have a funny face?
Trevor:
- You don’t look half bad!
- Am I getting fat?

Clint:
- What did she mean “scruffy lookin’?”
- Dark, handsome, and totally dangerous.
Duncan:
- Hey, handsome.
- Is that a pimple? I hope that’s not a pimple…
Gurney:
- You rock!
- I rock!
Jerry:
- Lookin’ smooth, Jerry!
- Well, I always knew I’d enter politics from a young age.
Leon:
- You got it going on! Oh yeah, baby!
- I need some… facial scars or something.
Omar:
- Ugh, I so need another mirror.
- Did this mirror come from the funhouse?
Otto:
- What the hell is that?
- I need more tattoos.
Zoe:
- Gotta do something about that hair.
- Hello, tough girl.

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News & Updates / Re: Bully-Board restored

« on: July 18, 2011, 07:40:58 PM »

Chrissy, you shouldn't feel guilty about what happened. If anything, your former buddy needs to make an apology for the damaged he has caused not just on here, but for what he put you through.

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