There's something else that pretty much sums up what you just said, and it's actually a very common ritual performed by a woman to an unfortunate man in court: a divorce settlement.
Good times...
Either way, the poor thing was already dead to begin with, so he won't be in pain when his heart is ripped from the safety of his ribcage. Therefore, I can't empathize with him.
Back on topic...
I'd like Mr. Galloway because he's the kind of teacher who will pretty much let you get away with anything. But now that he's off the liquid medication, I'm pretty sure some students aren't too happy about it. I can also guess the males students are even more displeased with the fact Ms. Phillips is married now. Aww...