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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #645 on: May 21, 2013, 01:02:53 AM »
1584: You're not allowed to ride skateboards inside school.
1585: No one has a phone
1586: People have Computers but doesn't use them.
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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #646 on: May 24, 2013, 09:37:34 AM »
1587: If I remember correctly there's a friggin human fetus in a jar in the Biology room.
1588: Bullworth actually hired someone whose name is Dr. Slawter. AND he's the Biology teacher.(i find that creepy as fuck)
1589: It would seem that Jimmy and Pete's birthdays are during summer, as neither of them celebrates one during the game.
1590: Now that I think about it, nobody ever celebrates their birthday.
1591: Every single person in Bullworth has the memory span of a goldfish.

I just realized that the topic is called 'things you have learned FROM Bully.' So:

1592: It takes a good sidekick and some muscle to take over an entire school.
1593: Apparently time freezes while you're changing clothes.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #647 on: May 24, 2013, 11:03:51 AM »
1594: Bully has no ice when it snows
1595: Cars are slippery at all cause when driving them.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #648 on: May 24, 2013, 01:03:48 PM »
1596: There is no ice in bully execpt in water that is near the mascot statue.
1597: If a zombie apocalypse happends. The police will throw bricks at zombies.
1598: If a prefect is chasing you and you jump into a car. he will throw you apples.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #649 on: May 25, 2013, 06:58:11 AM »
I just noticed this one on a screenshot in Steam.

1599: The front page of Beatrice's lab notes that Mandy steals during That Bitch is actually a paper with the rules for using the pool.


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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #650 on: May 25, 2013, 07:05:21 AM »
I would whoop beatrice ass if I was Mandy and heard her bullshit
1600: Jimmy helped Beatrice with her bull shitted dirty work.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #651 on: May 31, 2013, 09:35:23 PM »
1601: Jimmy is oddly afraid to get into fights in the missions although he has no trouble beating everybody up without a single Beam Cola
1602: Russell would be barbarian king 1000 years ago
1603: That one prefect really likes hot dogs
1604: Prefects are annoying when your trying to beat them up and they gang up on you and repeatedly push you
1605: Authority figures cannot seem to jump 2 feet when your on top of something
1606: Bully is Amazing
1607: Algernon needs to zip his fly
1608: It is amazing Jimmy hasn't been expelled again
1609: Daymon is really annoying when he rams into you
1610: Darby is the only decent fighter besides Jimmy

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #652 on: June 08, 2013, 04:12:38 AM »
1611. That one cop always gets his man.
1612. One day Damon is going to fight a gorilla.
1613. Jimmy doesn't need to eat. EVER.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #653 on: June 08, 2013, 09:05:59 AM »
1614: Jimmy Never needs to take a piss
1615: Johnny loves lola even though she is a slut

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #654 on: June 08, 2013, 01:33:47 PM »
1616: you can eat the same bannana again and again and again

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« Reply #655 on: June 08, 2013, 01:37:13 PM »
1617: You never find anyone gay, only bi or straight, apart from bob who was removed

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #656 on: June 23, 2013, 09:13:38 AM »
1618: The rest of the staff like Mr.Galloway more than Mr.Hattrick, even Crabblesnitch likes him more.

1619: Algie has kissing speeches for some reason...
1620: Russell's comb always breaks when he uses it.
1621: Fatty knows what obese means but not husky.
1622: Lola doesn't wear panties according to Wade.
1623: Johnny criticizes Lola for cheating on him, but Johnny goes to strip clubs
1624: Bucky can make out with Beatrice.


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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #657 on: June 23, 2013, 01:03:34 PM »
Huh, first time I hear of 1618 and 1619, those two are pretty cool!

1625: Jimmy never seems to grow any facial hair at all ever. Which is quite unusual for a 15 year old.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #658 on: June 23, 2013, 03:16:19 PM »
1619: Algie has kissing speeches for some reason...

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #659 on: June 25, 2013, 02:17:30 PM »
1633: there´s a kitchen, with a cook, ready to make food but people only eat fruits from the baskets
1634: gord is going to beat me back to the poorhouse
1635: hal wants to eat a baby human
1636: It doesn´t matter if you´re a young mike tyson, or even a young chuck norris, prefects and teachers will always be able to kick your ass.
1637:  trained boxers always lose against football players