3000 things you have learned from Bully

[Mohamed The Kowalski]

1374: Although you activate Busting In Part One in front of the boys' dorm, the cutscene is shown at the back of the main building.
1375: Prefects DO sleep, after 2:00 am that is.

[1stGarySmithFan]

1376: Even though prefects are students, they don't go classes.
1377: If you wear an elf hat, your face will change.
1378: The Black and Moustached Man is gay.

[Pete Kowalski]

1379: Putting on a mask or hat automatically makes you bald *fuck logic*
1380: Jimmy doesn't have armpit hairs. *I know gross that I bring that up*
1381: Nobody Likes Ray.
1382: Fatty is a Pisces therefore, he's sensitive.
1383: Troy is in love with Russell.
1384: Mandy likes Russell.
1385: The posters of the freaks in the freak show look better than the actual people, except for Drew the painted man.
1386: The midget wrestlers in the Freakshow are forever fighting. The Siamese sisters are forever hitting each other, The painted man is forever banging on the glass that happily traps him, The Mermaid forever blows a kiss to the people, the skeleton man is forever smoking and the ugly woman is forever eating nachos and watching a blank screen.
1387: Bucky is not a momma's boy but a granny's boy.
1388: The Dorky Comic book shopkeeper can't throw a punch.
1389: Jimmy can throw a brick like its a piece of paper.

[xXxNarumi]

1390: There are no Ambulance on Bully.
1391: The beta version of Bully never had an Ambulance Either.

[xXxNarumi]

1392: Cops don't try and arrest you when you on top of cars.
1393: No one has use the bathroom in Bully.
1394: Everyone fits in a boys dorm thats extra small.
1395: Cops don't use their guns or baton.

[xXxNarumi]

1396: Cars has no physics
1397: Cars drives 24/7 with no gas
1398: No need for gas stations
1399: Its rare to find clones.
1400: There is no blood on this game at all.

[Evolution]

@Narumi, there actually IS a Gas Station, btw.

1401: Jimmy only gives people what they have coming to them.
1402: Jimmy is an ugly midget freak with freckles but still get's all the 'Bitches' and 'Hoes'
1403: Crabblesnitch is a corrupt bastard who is also a blind old man.
1404: Burton is a pedo.
1405: Johnny Vincent is indeed the King 'Round Here
1406: There is one Black Person in every clique.
1407: Crackers and honkies are everywhere in Bully!
1408: Barely ANY Black people in the game D:

[xXxNarumi]

I said no need for gas station as in no need for them being used lol
1409: Never heard anyone having sex
1410: Preps is all family but one of them is black?

[Evolution]

Oh right, I get you now bro ... And btw, the Preps aren't ALL family, they're just a bunch of rich people in a clique... Although, Derby and Pinky are related, no one else in the clique is, though.

1411: Crabblesnitch thinks Bullying is only 'School Spirit'
1412: Bully could of been a better game but R* fucked up.
1413: Bully was an 'Experiment' done by R*
1414: There is most likely never going to be a Bully 2
1415: Ted catches your mums long bomb.
1416: Ted wants to date Miss Phillips
1417: Miss Danvers is a MILF
1418: It's unknown what Crabblesnitches first name is

[xXxNarumi]

When was Danvers a milf? Lol
1419: Kissing ugly girls don't give reaction to other people.
1420: Zoey be cheating on Jimmy!

[1stGarySmithFan]

1421: Jimmy is bi.

[Evolution]

1422: Jimmy can grab a skateboard out of his ass.
1423: Dogs never die.
1424: Despite the fact that there are WAAAAAY more boys than girls in Bullworth, the girls STILL GET A WAY BIGGER DORM.
1425: The boys dorm was at one stage going to be exactly like the girls dorm, but only messier.
1426: But R* didn't go ahead with it.
1427: Hal loves Edna
1428: Fatty's breasts are bigger than Edna's.

[xXxNarumi]

1429: Beta Enda breast were bigger then Fatty's.
1430: Sid is changed to Omar.

[Pete Kowalski]

1431: According to references, Dr.Crabblesnitch's first name is Ralph.
1432: Boats can't ship anything from Bullworth to any other place.
1433: Mr.Burton doesn't care if his Football players are beaten senseless from a slingshot, but it REALLY pisses him off if he catches the mascot not doing his dance.
1434: Zoe is a "Trained" fighter, although... She fights like a girl.

[j.]

1435: Jimmy never gets scars on his face,
1436: Kids never die, they just get knocked out(notice they still move.)
1437: Gary never appears in the school when you beat the game(unless you mod it.)
1438: The same kids appear everywhere.
1439: And ^ these are lessons that make no sense.