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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #585 on: March 17, 2013, 02:26:32 PM »
^ No, it isn't.  Get hit with enough bricks being thrown from shore, and it'll knock you out.

1290. You can't play one-on-one Basketball with anybody.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #586 on: March 17, 2013, 06:54:19 PM »
1291: Thad wonders what people call a yardstick in the metric system.
1292: Donald is gonna be president and get girls. (Although he's a nerd)
1293: Bif is one of the biggest students in Bullworth, but his voice is more nasal than algie's.
1294: Russell needs to shed single tear.
1295: Gary doesn't cry after being bullied.
1296: Cornelius can take down Juri... If Juri doesn't do anything.
1297: Cornelius is bisexual.
1298: Algie is one of the weakest nerds, although he took down Gord in a video.
1299: Unlike most nerds, Earnest forgets to wipe.
1300: Punks aren't allowed at Bullworth but there are punk magazines there.
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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #587 on: March 18, 2013, 01:15:32 AM »
1301: In BULLY its not possible to get KO in water
1302: When jimmy cheat on his GF its normal and no fucks are given.
1303: When people fall from 50feet (or more) they survives but KO'd.
1304: Drinking Cola makes you Fine
1305: There are no drugs in Bully
1306: Grabbing Females gains them some martial arts to kick you in the nuts.
1307: Females has groins in Bully.
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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #588 on: March 18, 2013, 08:41:34 PM »
1308: Despite being a woman, Edna pretends to be a man hit in the groin when Jimmy hits her there.
1309: People enrolled at the asylum are tortured.
1310: In Bully you can't drown.
1311: In Bully you can't catch on fire, but cough.
1312: In Bully you can't die of not eating.
1313: During Earnest's speech the guys on the catwalk can fall off and not break their legs whatsoever Jimmy can't.
1314: During Halloween everyone laughs at Jimmy, but nobody laughs at Thad who shat himself in a stupid costume.
1315: Most people at Bullworth don't have a Halloween spirit.
1316: Nerds sometimes can't slip on Banana peels.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #589 on: March 18, 2013, 09:16:41 PM »
1317: Preppy can't box for shit.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #590 on: March 28, 2013, 02:04:44 AM »
1318: Bucky isn't afraid... End of story
1319: Pedro wets his bed more than Algie.
1320: Bob (Beta Character) sounds like a 40-year old man when crying.
1321: Earnest Hiccups when he cries.
1322: Fatty suggests eating a cold hotdog when Algie or any other nerd rants about being bullied.
1323: Ricky always thinks Johnny is pissed off at him, even when Johnny is right in front of him.
1324: Lola 'likes' Algie.
1325: Algie is the least popular student in the school.
1326: Algie made one day without getting seriously beaten up. Even though he only NEEDED a beating once. (Don't lie if you have been mercilessly beating up algie)
1327: Pictures of Mandy shaving her leg is apparently attractive to the nerds.
1328: Nobody I repeat NOBODY in all of Bully take a shower. (Except Mandy the only clean person in bullworth)

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #591 on: March 28, 2013, 02:15:44 AM »
1329. Jimmy takes showers with his clothes on.
1330. Jimmy can lead Christy down into the pool to make out with her.
1331. Jimmy never breaks his legs even when jumping off high places.
1332. Jimmy spends the last 2/3 of the game never getting a drink of water.
1333. Jimmy doesn't have a I-Pod or Android Mobile Device to use.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #592 on: March 28, 2013, 08:57:42 PM »
1334: Fatty's real name is Francois
1335: Francois (Fatty) had his butt sticking out when bully was beta.
1336: Damon wants to fight animals that could kill him.
1337: I couldn't come up with something here but this is 1337 aka Leet
1338: The Ugly Bearded woman pretends like she's watching something but what it really is, is a yellow screen with a explosion on it.
1339: Gary disappears after being beaten up by James.
1340: (Extremely rarely) Algie appears getting a swirlie by nobody.
1341: Edna puts dog food in the meals.
1342: There's a variety of stuff on the menu, but all there is, is gross slime.
1343: Ted is weaker than Earnest, boss wise only.
1344: Jocks don't even know how to play REAL football they all got beaten up by a mascot when they had bombs.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #593 on: March 28, 2013, 09:30:50 PM »
1345: You get healed by cola.
1346: mandy likes walking around wearing a towel
1347: Jimmy never takes a dump.
1348: Eunice likes to have fun with little kids if you know what i mean.
1349: all the stuff we learned from bully, doesn't make sense.  :neen:

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #594 on: March 28, 2013, 11:49:15 PM »
1350: Eunice can be kissed if you wearing a ninja outfit still.
1351: No one had a birthday
1352: Jimmy never aged

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #595 on: March 29, 2013, 01:09:36 AM »
1353. The Skeleton in the Asylum Mourge has an Alien looking skull.
1354. One of the doors is open to where the dead bodies are kept.
1355. The X-Ray viewing light is on and there are somebody's X-Ray's there.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #596 on: March 29, 2013, 10:34:09 AM »
1356. If you exit the asylum using the same door you used to escape with Johnny, you get stucked and can't enter again.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #597 on: March 29, 2013, 09:28:03 PM »
1357: Bullworth is a town that wants nobody to travel away from. It doesn't even have a train that allows it to go somewhere. Or even an airport...
1358: Sometimes the Janitor forgets to lock the Janitor's room.
1359: Dr.Crabblesnitch used to have a Black Suit with a red tie.
1360: Bucky can get the can't reach Bullying act from somebody shorter than him.
1361: Thad dislikes Greasers, Even though Lola is in that Clique.
1362: The asylum has an alien and a werewolf in the place.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #598 on: March 29, 2013, 09:31:50 PM »
1363: The BETA Bully was one thousand times better than the one released.
1364: Johnny Vincent Is The King 'Round Here
1365: Bully Has Inspired Lots Of Fanfics
1366: Prefects never sleep
1367: Gary is a badass
1368: Jimmy can magically grow hair by going to the Hair Dressers. (Fuck Logic)
1369: Bullworth is a really fucked up place if you think about it.
1370: People can't enter, or exit Bullworth.
1371: Therefore, you're stuck there.... FORVERRR >:D

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #599 on: March 29, 2013, 09:55:03 PM »
1372: Bull Worth is a island'
1373: Airplanes fly no where.