3000 things you have learned from Bully

[Al Arlington]

629. Police will give up on you if you hide in a bin.

630. Even if you attack your friends, they'll still be your friends nexttime you see them.

631. The asylum is always empty. Aside from Orderlies.

[Scum]

632. Harringtons DO lose.
633. Students can be seen holding Kama Sutra books.
634. You CAN get expelled for complaining. Watch out, Const.
635. It's okay to drive around campus with a Go-Kart.
636. The Jocks are the only clique with two black guys.
637. Jimmy can only eat fruits.
638. Jimmy and Fatty are the only students ever seen eating.
639. Jimmy and Algie are the only students ever seen using the toilets.
640. Jimmy and Chad are the only two people who are seen riding one bike at the same time.

[Hayley]

#638 and #639 wut

students eat bananas :'D
(male) students can take a piss :'D

meh. whatever.
i'll do a bunch of these later

[Scum]

My bad. Now I can remember D:

[Hayley]

Well, at least we're closer to getting this thing done. :')

Admittedly, I thought Kirby was the only one seen drinking (minus Jimmy). And then I remembered other students can drink from water fountains. Derp.

[Evolution]

641: Ted catches your mums long bomb

642: Ted is a pretty boy (By Jimmy)

643: Russell wants to smash hat. SMASH IT!

644: Jimmy is like the kid in "Catcher in the Rye"

645: ^ He even got kicked out of schools

646: Jimmy got expelled from anywhere half decent.

647: The Autoshop was intended for a Bully's hideout.

648: Kirby never admits that he loves Trent

[Al Arlington]

648. If your seen kissing another girl, they'll forget all about it after a kick to the bollocks.
Ow.
649. The physics in Bullworth are dreadful (Jump off the bridge between the town and Old Bullworth Vale you'll see what I mean)

[Scum]

650. It was never said that Kirby has feelings for Trent.
651. It's okay for a 15 year old to own a beach house.
652. Peanut and Jimmy are the only studets seen on a BMX from Shop 3.
653. Everyone thinks bigger is better in Bullworth.
654. Mandy has feelings for Johnny.
655. JOHNNY ISN'T CRAZY!

[Evolution]

656: Johnny never has the courage to dump Lola

657: Lola is a slut

658: Mandy does not have feelings for Johnny, she only thinks he is good looking

659: ^ And wonders why he dates Lola

[Scum]

660. Taxis never pick up anyone.
661. Looks like every girl(and Jimmy) is a slut.
662. Rain in Bully is awesome.
663. Jimmy can stay only in his underwear all winter and nothing will ever happen to him.
664. Jimmy can stay in his winter clothes all summer and he'll never break a sweat.
665. Jimmy never seems to get a cold, or break a sweat.


666. There isn't a way to escape Bullworth.

[Evolution]

667: It seems Bullworth is on an island.

668: Jimmy will never grow old.

669: Jimmy is complete Human Trash!

670: GARY YOU LITTLE BITCH!

671: His name is Johnny Vincent!

672: Prefects don't ever sleep

673: This thread will never end.

[Evolution]

674: Algie hates condoments but still manages to get mayonaise on his pants...

^ Had to

[Al Arlington]

675: Jimmy's hair mysteriously grows when he goes to the barbers.

[Hayley]

LOL I was discussing that the other day. I decided that Jimmy wears wigs.

[Evolution]

676: The Barber in bullworth is the best, because it makes you grow hair!

677: Tad's pants don't stink NO WAY!

678: Tad has webbed toes.

679: This use to be "200 things you have learned from Bully"