3000 things you have learned from Bully

[Dave]

438. Grass only grows when you get in trouble.

[Mike_W]

432. Bullies like to snipe the police from the rooftops in their spare time.

Fixed. I've seen Trent do it as well.

Maybe we should check out that roof more often, Mike.

I have, and I haven't seen it happen again yet.

[Dave]

439. The fire alarm goes off for 20 minutes.

[BloodChuckZ]

440. There is never anyone reading a newspaper.

[Dave]

441. Most streets aren't big enough to be two-way.

[Mike_W]

442. Wipeouts on bikes are often over-done.

[BloodChuckZ]

443. The lone Fire Hydrant is never used.

[Dave]

444. Cable just, doesn't exist.

[BloodChuckZ]

Recovered these from the backup.....

445. I can do a flip on my bike, land on my head many times and never break it.
446. Nobody ever gets locked up in Jail....Or has to go to Court.
447. The Bullworth mascot costume has a built-in sound effects device in it.
448. Bif wants his nanny.
449. Tad can magically teleport from one open window of his house to the next.
450. That is, in fact, Algie on a girl's bike.

[BloodChuckZ]

451. Norton's jacket is starting to smell.
452. Ricky believes he can fix his heart with a wrench.
453. You can't get pulled over by the cops for going too fast.
454. Pedro doesn't want to make eye contact with anyone.
455. Christy just wants to graduate.
456. The girls sadly, ALWAYS wear panties.
457. If you see a girl kissing another boy, shoot your slingshot at them - the "Violence to Girls" should be applied to the boy rather than you. It's funny as hell to watch him being chased by prefects.
458. Sometimes you'll see random students crying in the office.
459. Eunice will not grab other girls' hair if she catches you "cheating", she will c*ntpunt them.
460. Throw itching powder at a girl who's pissed you off and then punch her, you won't get the red troublemeter.

[BloodChuckZ]

461. Jimmy thinks it's hot that girls have something on their lips; especially Mrs. Lisburn.
462. When Davis hit that kid with a pear, that was comedy.
463. The bullies seem to share the same IQ as Russell.
464. If someone is watching TV in the boys' dorm, turn the TV on and off. The guy'll get up and shove you.
       Shows how dumb Bullworth kids are, the TV doesn't even work. xD
465. The little girls'll call for Jimmy if the game goes funny and puts them into panic-mode where they're crouched
       with their arms over their head. Gloria said something like "Jimmy, save your sensitive little flower !"
466. If an orderly busts you, he'll inject you with something and the screen'll go green and distorted.
467. Cops CAN swim in the water, but still can't bust you there.
468. If you see someone bullying another person, insult the bully. Jimmy'll have a unique response to the bully.
       Example, "Leave her alone!" to Trent who was bullying Melody.
469. Gary is a real motherfucker, but sucks as a fighter.
470. Transistors are really big things in Jimmy's World.

[BloodChuckZ]

471. Authority figures won't be able to "see" you in the Black Ninja outfit, yet other people still find it effing funny and laugh your clothes.

472. When your trouble-meter is red and you hide somewhere, prefects magically feel the need to run to the spot in front of where you hid and say a little message for you.

473. There are several make-out spots in the school grounds....By the tree to the right of the library, on either side of the girl's dorm, in a corner of the stands in the sports field, in the Parking Lot & others.

474. Sometimes random students will light up a cig and smoke it. If you hit them while it's in their mouth, it'll stay there. Was kinda cool seeing Algie walk about with a cig in his gob.

475. In the girl's loos, you'll sometimes catch one throwing up in there. Or sometimes, students will puke up randomly in the game and will be fine afterwards. Edna's cooking, methinks.

476. Sometimes, if you kiss someone, the sound + animation don't match up so you could be done kissing but the noises still play.

477. It will only cost you $25 max to have an infinite supply of bikes.
478. Jimmy can pass out in the water, but wakes up in bed.
479. Adults can't climb for some reason, or swim (except for the Cops).
480. Cops are incapable of knocking out Greasers on the roof of the gas station.

[BloodChuckZ]

481. People, Cops, & Prefects carry bricks everywhere they go.
482. Cops have you take pictures of Vandals, yet never arrest them for anything.
483. No one walks dogs on leashes.
484. Dogs are there own owners.
485. Lightning the wrestler always loses.
486. The windows on cars are very durable.
487. Jimmy can piss 500 times a day, but never takes a crap.
488. There's so many things in the garbage cans by the Hobo in Bullworth Town.
489. Bullworth's janitor is a dude, yet the girls dorm is always cleaner than the boys.
490. Pre -Pre-Pre-Med Tests exist.

[BloodChuckZ]

491. Kirby and Trent try to cover up, but they hold hands in public.
492. Apparently Townies can't afford to go to Bullworth, but poorer Greasers can.
493. Lance is a weird, freaking pirate living on Pirate Island near Old Bullworth Vale.
494. The school lets Chad bring his dog on Campus.
495. Every dog in all of Bullworth likes to bite Jimmy.
496. Girls sleep with their clothes on.
497. The dammed-up river has no name.
498. The only Church has no steeple or cross.
499. The rich Harringtons have no identifiable mansion.
500. Cars drive through the Burger Place Drive-Thru but never pick up their orders.

**Halfway There**

[BloodChuckZ]

501. Hobos walk around Old Bullworth Vale at night.
502. In "Finding Johnny Vincent" Johnny dosn't wear the Asylum clothes.
503. Bo just's wants to be QB and didn't know why he came to Bullworth.