I was about to post this!!! I only wanted it to be "1000 things", but no matter.
364. A gym teacher in his forties lets a 15-year-old boy enter a burning building, put out the fires and rescue other kids.
365. No matter how much times you beat the living crap out of someone, they will always be friendly to you next time you meet them.
366. People are extremely fast, seeing as you can see, for example, Gord in Glass Jaw Boxing Club, and then return to Bullworth Academy, and poof, he is there.