Against Bully?

[Mercury]

Whooo, Chrissy, that gotta hurt so much.

[Chrissy]

Ugh, it did. I'm just glad I wasn't wearing contacts when it happened and didn't get myself directly in the eyes or anything.

My mother had a vial of pepper spray in a drawer. The safety wasn't on, and when I closed it, it started to spray.

[King Cobra]

I knew someone who would have family and friends come over. To mess with them he would snek up behind them and zap them in the ass with a tazer.

[Chrissy]

I'd kill him.

[BloodChuckZ]

That kid sounds Demented.

[King Cobra]

He wasn't a kid, he was 25. You would be standing in the kitchen doing something and talking to somebody, and he just quietly sneaks in and zaps you in the ass. Then he chases you around to scare you. Now for the rest of the visit you're looking over your shoulder for a guy with a tazer.

[Mercury]

Some Nerds at my school dismounted lighters to get the small part that does electric sparks. Those sneaky bastards use it all the time to make people jump on their chair.

[Chrissy]

Or like he needs his head kicked in.

[BloodChuckZ]

I take that tazer and jam it down his throat, and I'm big enough to do it too.

[Chrissy]

Haha!

[King Cobra]

I would shove it so far down their throats, every time they fart sparks come out their asses.

[Chrissy]

At least until it needed to be recharged.

[Mercury]

I would shove it so far down their throats, every time they fart sparks come out their asses.

"Dude, you got a sorta... Hole on the back of your pants."
"I know, motherfucker."

[King Cobra]

"Hey, can you bend over a minute? I need a light."

[Chrissy]

"Sorry, no charge left."