Funnies Lines *may contain spoilers*

[alanmk5]

i just swirlied troy and got the best quote ever

"So that's what a turd tastes like"

actually everything that guy says is funny

[Merilyn]

Kirby: *sees a fight* KICK HIM IN THE HOO-HAH!!

people kicked in the nuts:

Ricky: Cheap son of a--that mean friggin coward!
Melvin: ooowww my jabberwocky!
Gordon: Aaaahhh! I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!
Trent: You stupid piece of...aauuughhh!!
Damon: Oww hurts so...good!
Kirby: ooww thank you sir may I have some more?
Johnny: Augh!! owwwwwww!! (sounds like he's crying)
Derby: Auuugghh! Oh LORD!! I have to carry on the family name!
Peanut: Aughh my johnson!
Vance: Auughh! Right in the hot rod!
Lefty: My girlfriend's gonna kill you!

I swear there isn't one guy in Bullworth I haven't got with a crotch shot.

[R*fanboy]

i don't know the name of the kid, but he says: "they say kids act like characters in video games, but i am yet to become a mustached plumber."

[TheBullworthChampion]

here are my favs


Here are Gary Quotes

"I'm a genius! Geniuses don't NEED medication! "
"I can't believe I switched my meds again!"
"I keep imagining myself in charge of a large empire!"
"I despise weak people!"
"Friends? Friends are for the weak!"
"It's like watching dogs mate!"
"Come on, kill each other!"
 "OW- you can't do that!"
 "Oh spank me"

Here are Bif Quotes

"Of course, the best man always wins...me."
"Come on. Afterwards, you can clean my shoes."
"One day, I'll be king."
"I wonder how many 7 year olds I could beat up."
"She would totally dig me if I had a car."
Aren't you my gardener's son?
Does your mom clean my house?
Punks jump up to get beat down!
If you are dumb enough to fight the Bullworth boxing champion then come on!
I'm gonna beat the poor out of you!
After I beat you, I'm gonna have your dad fired!
I'm not even tryin'!
Low blow, Hopkins!
Oh mummy...
I need my nanny...
Its no big deal, there was never any title on the line
"It's a great day to be rich." "No hobos allowed" "You hungry? 'Cause I got knuckle sandwiches."
"I dont know why they say poor people make the best boxers"

AND THE BEST ONES ARE

"Apparently Derby and Bif are made for each other" -DAN

"Time to pay your Russell tax!" -Russell

"You filthy democrat!" -Derby

[badman]

Yeah I'm a fan of Bif's line "Afterwards you can clean my shoes." Makes me wonder why he isn't the preppie leader.

Also, everything the nerds say is awesomely funny.

[Merilyn]

i wonder how jimmy would respond to the quotes said to him..

Ex:
Ricky: Wank off, Hopkins!
Jimmy: Wank yourself off, Pucino!
Ricky: D=

Trent: Forget stage, a face like this is pure cinema, you get me?
Jimmy: Yeah Freddy Vs. Jason 2
~~~
idk...yeah i'm bored.

[Bully Fan51]

Some Black kid when you hit him in the nuts:Ahh!Why would you do that??

[DGAF]

i wonder how jimmy would respond to the quotes said to him..

Ex:
Ricky: Wank off, Hopkins!
Jimmy: Wank yourself off, Pucino!
Ricky: D=

Trent: Forget stage, a face like this is pure cinema, you get me?
Jimmy: Yeah Freddy Vs. Jason 2
~~~
idk...yeah i'm bored.

I didn't realize that the word 'wank' was used anywhere other than the UK. Where you from M?

[Merilyn]

"Ever wonder how Larry got the name Peanut? Yeah, thats why." - Chad

I don't get it. Curse this tiny brain of mine.

[Merilyn]

I didn't realize that the word 'wank' was used anywhere other than the UK. Where you from M?

no LOL he actually says "wank"

[TheBullworthChampion]

i wonder how jimmy would respond to the quotes said to him..

Ex:
Ricky: Wank off, Hopkins!
Jimmy: Wank yourself off, Pucino!
Ricky: D=

Trent: Forget stage, a face like this is pure cinema, you get me?
Jimmy: Yeah Freddy Vs. Jason 2
~~~
idk...yeah i'm bored.

Zoe: Hey Jimmy you busy?
Jimmy:(Just kicked in the nuts) No im just on the floor holding my nuts!

Gary:It's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:Um...you like to watch dogs hump each other Gary?

Russell:You need to take chill pill.
Jimmy:Maybe Gary will give me one.

I will think up some more...

[Chrissy]

I didn't realize that the word 'wank' was used anywhere other than the UK. Where you from M?

Wank has a lot of connotations now, thanks to the internet.

I've been using it since I saw it on a shirt a looonnnggg time ago. I liked the word.

[Merilyn]

Zoe: Hey Jimmy you busy?
Jimmy:(Just kicked in the nuts) No im just on the floor holding my nuts!

Gary:It's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:Um...you like to watch dogs hump each other Gary?

Russell:You need to take chill pill.
Jimmy:Maybe Gary will give me one.

I will think up some more...

Gary: it's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:..you'd know wouldn't ya? Ya sick fuck!

Peanut: *kicked in the balls* AAhhh!! my johnson!
Jimmy: It's not like you were gonna use it.

Lola: *slutty trying to act all innocent* It's not my fault!
Jimmy: Are you kidding me you retarded bitch?! Half the shit your idiot boyfriend goes through is because of your STD infested ass!

Zoe: Jimmy..Let's make out!
Jimmy: uuuhhhhhh...No.

Mandy: *knocked out* Who beats up a cheerleader?
Merilyn: ME BITCH!
Jimmy:O_O!! ur not suppose to be here! get back to the controller!
Merilyn: D=

Pinky: *knocked out* I think I'm gonna cry!
Jimmy: Excellent.

Trent: Bullworth girls need to put out more!
Jimmy: put what out? this is not a strip club you know. use ur hand or go find lola..or zoe.

~~~~~~~~~

Sorry...REALLY BAD DAY...
I feel better now *Kicks Zoe in the tramp stamp* TAKE THAT YOU UGLY SKANK!!

*inhales and asumes zen pose*

[Merilyn]

Gary: it's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:..you'd know wouldn't ya? Ya sick fuck!

Peanut: *kicked in the balls* AAhhh!! my johnson!
Jimmy: It's not like you were gonna use it.

Lola: *slutty trying to act all innocent* It's not my fault!
Jimmy: Are you kidding me you retarded bitch?! Half the shit your idiot boyfriend goes through is because of your STD infested ass!

Zoe: Jimmy..Let's make out!
Jimmy: uuuhhhhhh...No.

Mandy: *knocked out* Who beats up a cheerleader?
Merilyn: ME BITCH!
Jimmy:O_O!! ur not suppose to be here! get back to the controller!
Merilyn: D=

Pinky: *knocked out* I think I'm gonna cry!
Jimmy: Excellent.

Trent: Bullworth girls need to put out more!
Jimmy: put what out? this is not a strip club you know. use ur hand or go find lola..or zoe.

Johnny: I wonder what Lola's doin' right now?
Jimmy: Probably got a hard one in her right now the last thing she's thinkin about is your dumb ass
~~~~~~~~~

Sorry...REALLY BAD DAY...
I feel better now *Kicks Zoe in the tramp stamp* TAKE THAT YOU UGLY SKANK!!

*inhales and asumes zen pose*

[TheBullworthChampion]

Bif: I wonder how many 7 year olds I could beat up.
Jimmy: Why? Aren't you like 19 years old Bif? You'd go to Jail for that.

Bif: I'm gonna beat the poor out of you!
Jimmy: Ok after that Im rich right?

Damon: Maybe she'll come up to my room if I offer to show her my John Elway autograph.
Jimmy: Can I come too?

Kirby: C'mere and eat your poundcake!
Here comes your poundcake!
I got a new recipe for poundcake!
Jimmy: You like poundcake alot right?

Gord: I am really the best dressed at Bullworth?, I must be, Derby wouldn't lie to me.
Jimmy: You all dress alike..what's the difference?

Wade: Guess what time it is?
Jimmy: 8:43 am?
Wade: Yep! Time for a beatdown!
Jimmy: No its 8:43 am Wade.
Wade: Whatever Johnny McNOFRIENDS! Bite me!
Jimmy: What I do I just told you the time.
Wade: YEAH!? well you made my hit list, how do you like that?
Jimmy: For what?
Wade: You....are the BIGGEST LOSER in the world!
Jimmy: Ok..man your dumb.
Wade: You wanna start something tough guy?
Jimmy: No Wade leave me alone!
Wade: Let's see you prove how tough you are.
Jimmy: Why are you touching me Wade?
Wade: Hey, how's it feel knowing that you suck?
Jimmy: Im not the girl in the relationship Wade.