Funnies Lines *may contain spoilers*

[Woodnote]

Although none of you will probably believe me.  I did use the search bar to see if a topic like this already exsisted.  But I searched for "Favorite Quotes" not "Funny Lines" my bad.

Oh and I've read the Outsiders, Woodnote.  Maybe the whole Preps against Greaser thing was done on purpose because of that book.  They should have had a kid named Ponyboy.

Gary: At least my mother dosen't make a living on her back!"
Jimmy: YOU'RE DEAD!

Gary that was a low blow. A loooow blow.

I bet it was. Just a subtle homage to S.E. Hinton. Did you ever hear Vance (?) quote Johnny Cade's letter to Ponyboy? At least, I think it was his letter... Eh, s'been a while.

[Dejablue]

I'd need to read the book again to remember any details in the story of that book.  It's been YEARS.

[evil]

Eunice - Ever been kicked out of a all that you can eat buffet ??

Dameon - I want to fight a gorrlia

russel- Russles secret place

[NSS-x]

One of the geeks says something like ''Ive got something squishy in my pants.'' I was like ewww but it made me laugh anyway :lol:

[Chrissy]

The best line in the game:

"Another crushing blow for Fatty!"

And when Earnest is getting himself off, he says:

"You'll initially say who is that handsome stranger and then I'll woo you with my suave...ness?"

I think the whole scene with Earnest and his little ... um ... story-telling bit was made of win.

[Bully Mitch]

"want me to find someone for you to beat up?" -pedro

[peanutgreaser]

when Eunice says "ever gotten kicked out of an all you can eat buffet?" hilarious!! lol im serious she says it when you have to walk her away from the theater so that pinky can get into the theater without waiting in line.

[peanutgreaser]

ah yes, and theres
"mommy says i have a temper-you'll see!"-Algie
and when you wear wierd clothes ppl say something along the line of
"been stealing from the townie's clothing store?" cant remember the exact words, but thats how it goes.

[peanutgreaser]

like ur "spoiler game" lol

[jimmysgirl]

The one that crcked me up was the other day when Russell said somethink like this
"Help, Jimmy im lost, th cops are after me and i smell like meat!"
Eunice- "Hey jimmy!" She just sounds so spastic when she says it
Some random adult in Bullworth Town - "Aww my cramps are acting up!"
Some kid "I hope nodody finds out i still do THAT!"
Prefect - "I ALWAYS get my man!

Niel in the autoshop - "Im in a bad modd so just shut up and get on with it!"
The next day "Hey im in a good mood today, so just shut up and get on with it!"
Hobo - "One day, I'l get a house, a job and a car!"
Wehn i gave one of the bullies a swirly "Ha ha! This is great!"
Algie "My mommy calls me prince algie! She say's im really special!"
Bucky "(he says something abut thinking a girl likes him) It's proabaly because of my great time keeping. After all i do wear three watches!"
Bucky when you run into him in the fun house level "Bump me if you will! Don't bother me none!"

[Bully_Nut]

"you lot finish the assignments, ill just be sitting here drinking my.... tea" - Mr Galloway

FTW

[Chrissy]

Ah yes .... tea is great ... in a paperbag. =P

I still love the, "I'm a washed up old drunk, and I'm only 34!"

[Gaunty]

"My Daddy Owns Your Daddy" cracked me up.

[dan_the_man]

Anyone had a fight with Algie and heard him do a screeching sound like he is scared and he then runs away? LOL.

That sound is funny.

[Chrissy]

Anyone had a fight with Algie and heard him do a screeching sound like he is scared and he then runs away? LOL.

That sound is funny.

Reminds me; when I pick on Algie, always before he's one hit away from getting knocked out, he says, "YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!"