Thad - "This time I'm serious, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Bif - "It's a great day to be rich." "No hobos allowed" "You hungry? 'Cause I got knuckle sandwiches."
Vance - "What's buzzin', cousin?"
Gord - "You're poor and ugly."
Gary - "Your mom's having an affair."
Trent - Most of his lines are funny but "Wanna play shirts and skins?" is the best
Algie - "Loser head"
There's a lot more funny lines....well, those are some.