Funnies Lines *may contain spoilers*

[Acolyte]

Pinky-I dont really like him..but we're cuzins and our family wants us to get married..........you kno keep up the tradition.

Jimmy-wait marry your cuzin??

Pinky-It use to be brother and sister until it was illegal....my aunt has 4 thumbs!


i laughed hard




also..

hey petey whats wrong..did someone crap in your bed? -jimmy

i chuckled a bit

[Nazz]

Pinky-I dont really like him..but we're cuzins and our family wants us to get married..........you kno keep up the tradition.

Jimmy-wait marry your cuzin??

Pinky-It use to be brother and sister until it was illegal....my aunt has 4 thumbs!

LMAO!! that quote rocks!

[KiKKoMAN]

Fatty, "Don't get near me my smell is contagious!"
Melvin,"Here comes a level 5 attack!"
Algernon,"Why is there mayonaise in my pants I dont even eat that stuff."

[McHaggis]

Hehehe, mayonaise.

[Sheldon]

I still think "I wanna fight a gorilla" is the best.

[AjaxWarrior]

I still think "I wanna fight a gorilla" is the best.

yeah, i laught when i hear that all the time

[Woodnote]

Well, anything that Gary said has to be on my list. Cynical sociopathic lunatic.
My other favorite line in the game was by a cop:
"I always get my men! That didn't sound gay, did it?"

[sam]

lol i think its funny how devoted the greasers are to Johnny and when they say things to do with that like;
"Johnny there's a fire!"
"What does Lola see in Johnny that i dont?"

[McHaggis]

The greasers are pretty much in love with Johnny.

[Woodnote]

"Do it fer Johnny! Do it fer Johnny!"
Ah, The Outsiders. Oh, I mean....Bully.

[dan_the_man]

Gord the preppie makes me laugh with some things he says.

"Trash like you is not wanted here GET OUT"- When bullying someone near Harrington House.

"My Daddy owns your Daddy" - When pushing someone.

"Oh a fight how very amsuing" - When watching a fight.

"My Aquaberry sweater" -Laying on the floor after being beaten up.

[hannah]

Algernon,"Why is there mayonaise in my pants I dont even eat that stuff."

dats my fave it love it

also the preps say ' hit me hard and my daddy sues!' lol i love it!

[Bully_Nut]

i think i already said it but one that was quite funny was when mr. galloway is talking at the beginning of your english lesson.

"You lot finish the assignments, ill just be sitting here drinking my..... tea"

[Gui]

Lmao

Btw... i haven't checked yet but in the warehouse where you do the "Smash It Up" mission with Zoe, i heard there's a box in the center of the bottom floor where it should read "Liquor for Mr. Galloway".

[Dejablue]

Although none of you will probably believe me.  I did use the search bar to see if a topic like this already exsisted.  But I searched for "Favorite Quotes" not "Funny Lines" my bad.

Oh and I've read the Outsiders,Woodnote.  Maybe the whole Preps against Greaser thing was done on purpose because of that book.  They should have had a kid named Ponyboy.

Gary: At least my mother dosen't make a living on her back!"
Jimmy: YOU'RE DEAD!

Gary that was a low blow. A loooow blow.