Funnies Lines *may contain spoilers*

[Mike_W]

The greasers just have really funny shit to talk about.  Hal: "I heard the Jocks got busted playing naked twister last night!" and Lefty:"That prefect Max is so stuck up, it's like he has a yardstick up his dumper"

[BloodChuckZ]

Hey, you ever catch Mr. Burton making the trek over the bridge on his way to the porno shop ?

[Mike_W]

No, I can't say that I have.  I laughed when he came out of there on that mission.

[BloodChuckZ]

I caught him going across the bridge twice, heading to Bullworth Town. He is always walking on the East side walkway.  I have been attempting to stop a car so I can be up on it to shoot him as he walks by....So far, no luck, but I'm gonna keep trying.

[Mike_W]

I've seen teachers go across the bridge a few times, but rarely ever have I seen Mr. Burton outside the school grounds.

[BloodChuckZ]

He showed up in the Library once while I was up on one of the small tables doing havoc....I thought good, here's the chance to shoot him and see what he says while laying on the floor....Shot him once and was grabbed by a Prefect because I was too close to the edge of the table.....Shit !!!!!!!!

[T-Bone]

I was in a tree with the trusty spud gun and caught him with his hand down his pants wondering where the potatoes are coming from. It was some funny shit.

[Mike_W]

 His hand was down his pants?!! or do you mean figuratively?

[BloodChuckZ]

Few times I've seen him, wasn't paying attention to where his hand was.

Need to watch closer......

[Mike_W]

 I wouldn't really be surprised if he did that. I mean, he is a sex deviant afterall.

[Mercury]

Like in Mahnunt 2 ? Man, then he's hardcore.

[Mike_W]

 I almost feel like I mentioned this somewhere, but I bumped into Ricky and he's like: "Shouldn't you be rubbin' down Mr. Burton and the rest of those butt slappers?!"

[Mercury]

Oh, that's mean. WOuldn't have happened of you wore a leather jacket, hey.

[T-Bone]

Thats cold.

His hand was down his pants?!! or do you mean figuratively?

I don't exactly remember what I was talking about, but I didn't mean literally.

[Mike_W]

 I didn't think so.  That would seem to obscene even for Bully, not Rockstar (They've done worse), but way out of line for Bully.