If it were me, being the makeup-loving girl I am, I'd first make Gary pretty and give him lush Angelina Jolie lips, and then after I kick Russell's ass, I'll put him in a Raggedy Ann wig, give him cute little freckles and make his eyelashes fabulous.
God, I'd pay so much just to see them look like that. It really makes me concerned about my own mental health. DX